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euphronius
Feb 18, 2009


lol

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Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

remember when shockwave's website had classic video games on it, i was so happy about that as a kid

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

DrPossum posted:

dem o crats

ehhh ehhh ehhhhhh ehhh ehhh

pub lo cans

dooo doo doooo dooo

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Cpt. Mahatma Gandhi posted:

yeah think I first started posting on aol videogame forums in like 98 or something

I used to play and occasionally write areas for MUDs in the early 90s.

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

angerbeet posted:

i remember when gopher:// was a protocol

and the white pages of the internet was a literal book you had to copy URL addresses from

:hfive:

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
oi i drank too much ln and now im hungover @ werk :beerpal:

thank goodness 4 :420:

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
My first memory of the internet was playing some adventure game with graphics on my grandparents' old computer, it was all text based but it had photos. For some reason I think they had CompuServe? I would love to figure out what that game was.

e: maybe they had very early AOL, I sincerely can't remember it was sometime during Ren & Stimpy's run.

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

Schnorkles posted:

looking back on everquest i know i will never have an experience like that ever again



thank loving god

Every once in a while I get nostalgic for Everquest

Like, I think about the time I fell off a ship and was murdered by a giant fish, and had to enlist the help of a friendly necromancer to find my sunken corpse and get all my gear back, then hang out on a deserted rock until another ship happened by so I could swim through its permeable deck and sail back to civilization, and I'm like "that was really unpleasant at the time but it's loving wild that that's an experience I had in an early 3D computer game"

and farming Crushbone with PUG groups was actually a lot of fun in the same way later MMO dungeons were

but then I think about the hours I spent failing to make pie tins because I wanted to be able to craft armor, and remember that I was paying for that privilege

gently caress that game.

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

TMMadman posted:

I used to play and occasionally write areas for MUDs in the early 90s.

:hfive:

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Schnorkles posted:

looking back on everquest i know i will never have an experience like that ever again



thank loving god

Looking back at it I just love how loving brutal and unforgiving it was. Experience loss, level losses, dying meant you had to run back to your corpse to grab your gear. Oh and you had to bind yourself to a city to respawn so if you die on the other side of the continent you're SOL. There wasn't fast travel and in PVP server (or was it all PVP, I can't remember) everyone killed everyone else.

I loving loved that game.

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob
were all dead and the internet killed us

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

angerbeet posted:

were all dead and the internet killed us

gently caress

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

If y'all want that classic 90s jank check out pubg

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

Looking back at it I just love how loving brutal and unforgiving it was. Experience loss, level losses, dying meant you had to run back to your corpse to grab your gear. Oh and you had to bind yourself to a city to respawn so if you die on the other side of the continent you're SOL. There wasn't fast travel and in PVP server (or was it all PVP, I can't remember) everyone killed everyone else.

I loving loved that game.

Even in PVE servers you'd walk to the exit of the dwarf city to find a high-level Evil race player hanging out at the gate farming the city guards

poo poo is buckwild

gregday
May 23, 2003

https://twitter.com/saramayeux/status/913038448797392896

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

i bet chris christie is excited, cutting mcdonalds coupons at this very moment

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

my buddy in like ... 1994 had a jpeg viewer program for ... i think he had windows nt 3.1

but the viewer had a gigantic swastiki right in the middle of it

it was the strangest thing

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

DrPossum posted:

project 1999 was good for some nostalgia and remembering how loving weird brad mcquaid was

but you may get another chance to experience his grand vision

https://www.pantheonmmo.com/

oh cool, a different fantasy setting lets see wh-

HUMANS, DWARVES, ELVES, GNOMES, HALFLINGS


faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaart

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



euphronius posted:

my buddy in like ... 1994 had a jpeg viewer program for ... i think he had windows nt 3.1

but the viewer had a gigantic swastiki right in the middle of it

it was the strangest thing

:whitewater:

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 365 days!
rememember drugwars on your local bbs

i remember

mom hang up the phone im playing drugwars and am gonna download midis of nine inch nails

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

angerbeet posted:

getting close to sushi time

think i;m going to go to the place that isn't very good but has good deals

:hai:

Discount sushi doesn't sound like a "good deal".

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010


im clicking homework help and nothing is happeneing pls advise

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob
Can't believe I;m "surfing" the Information Superhighway!

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

aka Pedophile Playhouse aka TVIV

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

I got banned from AOL in 1996 for using the word "rear end" in a chat room. My father has never hit me but he came very close that day.

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

Schnorkles posted:

good news everyone, i have transcended my meat prison and now exist purely in the realm of posting consciousness

lol butts

LMAO just found out the singularity is a bunch of russian bots

MysteriousStranger
Mar 3, 2016
My "vacation" is a euphemism for war tourism in Ukraine for some "bloody work" to escape my boring techie job and family.

Ask me about my warcrimes.

FAUXTON posted:

If y'all want that classic 90s jank check out pubg

Or just load up Doom/Quake/Unreal/Diablo/StarCraft it's not like the old games went away.

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
did they ever get that vote out of the hospital

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

euphronius posted:

lol searching usenet is still useful once in awhile to find strategies for ancient open source games like Angband

I wonder if all the porn is still there and readable by a jpeg viewer

I'd love to see porn from the 90s again

Hint: They had no butts

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

FAUXTON posted:

If y'all want that classic 90s jank check out pubg

👍

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

tenderjerk posted:

rememember drugwars on your local bbs

i remember

mom hang up the phone im playing drugwars and am gonna download midis of nine inch nails

Trade Wars 2002.

A million planets and all of them are named after dicks.

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
everquest was janky as poo poo and had a ton of emergent gameplay and was designed just well enough to have a coherent power curve but still have really unexpected things and it was before data mining so there was a bit of mystery to everything


combined with the brutality of the game and the time commitment necessary it was a very unique experience but i would never ever go back :hai:

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



did anyone do loss but with the vote

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

Looking back at it I just love how loving brutal and unforgiving it was. Experience loss, level losses, dying meant you had to run back to your corpse to grab your gear. Oh and you had to bind yourself to a city to respawn so if you die on the other side of the continent you're SOL. There wasn't fast travel and in PVP server (or was it all PVP, I can't remember) everyone killed everyone else.

I loving loved that game.

MMOs are like easy mode now.

And don't forget that you couldn't go to certain cities as certain races or the guards would instantly attack you.

The enchanters disguise spells actually had a use.

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob

Zeroisanumber posted:

Discount sushi doesn't sound like a "good deal".

it's not the best sushi place but it's not terrible, they make up for it by being cheap and i'm a miser

unlike Ed Balls, who gives freely

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




loquacius posted:

Trump thread, what was the last good CBS sitcom

I can only think of bad ones

Early HIMYM maybe?

mash

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

angerbeet posted:

were all dead and the internet killed us

"what directive have we approached?" asked @bot_P00H, unable to observe linear time, merely tripping up a executable in his code

"its the protocol initiative that we have arrived at to burn this motherfucker down." autoreplied @bot_P1GL3T, scrying through his next line of code

"my favorite directive." autoreplied @bot_P00H

Mariana Horchata posted:

oi i drank too much ln and now im hungover @ werk :beerpal:

thank goodness 4 :420:





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Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

FAUXTON posted:

If y'all want that classic 90s jank check out pubg

wtf is pubg

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