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Sab0921
Aug 2, 2004

This for my justices slingin' thangs, rib breakin' kings / Truck, necklace, robe, gavel and things / For the solicitors seein' them dissents spin and grin / That robe with the lace trim that win.
Thought question: If Nick Saban came out as a Democrat - would that cause the fanbase and admin to turn on him ending the thousand year reich of Bama football?

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KICK BAMA KICK
Mar 2, 2009

Sab0921 posted:

Thought question: If Nick Saban came out as a Democrat - would that cause the fanbase and admin to turn on him ending the thousand year reich of Bama football?
I don't actually remember anything specific but he has vaguely said some poo poo that gives the impression he's on the more progressive end of the college football coach spectrum hasn't he? Like his experience at Kent State left a mark on him.

Scionix
Oct 17, 2009

hoog emm xDDD

Sab0921 posted:

Thought question: If Nick Saban came out as a Democrat - would that cause the fanbase and admin to turn on him ending the thousand year reich of Bama football?

reading in between the lines he is absolutely a democrat

MourningView
Sep 2, 2006


Is this Heaven?

Sab0921 posted:

Thought question: If Nick Saban came out as a Democrat - would that cause the fanbase and admin to turn on him ending the thousand year reich of Bama football?

He literally is a democrat albeit a fairly centrist one

Raku
Nov 7, 2012

Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide
Saban is known to be a democrat. Reading between the lines you can make some assumptions about his attitudes about other stuff (he's clearly got more of an open mind about say, weed, than some other coaches), but it's hard to get him to talk about that kind of thing. The only time he's gotten outright political was when he was pushing through legislation to help kids with autism.

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend

Sab0921 posted:

Thought question: If Nick Saban came out as a Democrat - would that cause the fanbase and admin to turn on him ending the thousand year reich of Bama football?

Nick Saban could announce that he shoves Stalin shaped dildos up his rear end nightly; it wouldn't matter.

drewhead
Jun 22, 2002

MourningView posted:

He literally is a democrat albeit a fairly centrist one

Cause the political spectrum is so broad in Alabama...

General Dog posted:

Nick Saban could announce that he shoves Stalin shaped dildos up his rear end nightly; it wouldn't matter.

Why did I google to see if that really existed, why?

LLCoolJD
Dec 8, 2007

Musk threatens the inorganic promotion of left-wing ideology that had been taking place on the platform

Block me for being an unironic DeSantis fan, too!

General Dog posted:

Nick Saban could announce that he shoves Stalin shaped dildos up his rear end nightly; it wouldn't matter.

It would matter because dozens of wannabe Sabans would start walking funny soon after the announcement.

HannibalBarca
Sep 11, 2016

History shows, again and again, how nature points out the folly of man.
I've been saying for years that the Dems should recruit Saban to run for Senate

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend

LLCoolJD posted:

It would matter because dozens of wannabe Sabans would start walking funny soon after the announcement.

The State of Georgia would would have to legalize it. Gotta give Kirby what he needs to replicate The Process.

Scarf
Jun 24, 2005

On sight
If Clemson has been bribing basketball recruits, we should ask for our money back.

KKKLIP ART
Sep 3, 2004

Scionix posted:

Tennessee loving sucks

not an empty quote

D.N. Nation
Feb 1, 2012

Joey Freshwater posted:

Explains why Georgia went through so many Ugas so fast

You joke, but Uga VII, installed in 2008, couldn't even make it through his second season, which was the Joe Cox year. And Uga VIII keeled over not long after this.

D.N. Nation fucked around with this message at 16:22 on Sep 27, 2017

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
arent they using a distant cousin of the Uga's now since the others were so horribly bred

D.N. Nation
Feb 1, 2012

Proud Christian Mom posted:

arent they using a distant cousin of the Uga's now since the others were so horribly bred

That was Russ, who later became Uga IX. Russ wasn't inbred to all hell like the others, and was pleasantly plump rather than hideously obese. He also (gasp) had brown spots. Russ died in December '15 of, unlike the recent others, old age. Uga X is his grandson.

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend
I wonder if a lot of Adidas schools are going to look to jump ship just to distance themselves from the stink of this basketball thing.

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Proud Christian Mom posted:

arent they using a distant cousin of the Uga's now since the others were so horribly bred

Doesn't that describe all bulldogs?

I really feel sorry for Reveille. Uga is just inbred. Reveille is inbred and you know she's been hosed routinely.

Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

Always playing with my meat
Grimey Drawer
Smokey's lineage has been pretty clean. Up until the current one, Smokey X, they were all from the same bloodline of the original Smokey but not direct descendants.

Smokey IX was the awesome one that bit a Bama player that fell on him, and he's still alive and kicking.

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




Louisville reportedly fired Jurich. Petrino's seat got a lot warmer if the new AD doesnt want to put up with Bobby Petrino being Bobby Petrino

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



HannibalBarca posted:

I've been saying for years that the Dems should recruit Saban to run for Senate

Saban running for office would divide the country harder than slavery.

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
as Senator I promise to run the dang ball

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

Louisville reportedly fired Jurich. Petrino's seat got a lot warmer if the new AD doesnt want to put up with Bobby Petrino being Bobby Petrino

Mentioned this in the coaching thread but he's a lot easier to offload now with Jurich gone.

https://twitter.com/DanWolken/status/913037614575493120

MourningView
Sep 2, 2006


Is this Heaven?
Bobby Petrino is gross but he's a really good coach, they're not going to fire him

Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice

Proud Christian Mom posted:

uh we all know recruiting is pretty scummy but lol when they start rolling up football coaches too

https://twitter.com/Tom_Winter/status/912667918944567297

As sketchy as college football recruiting is, basketball recruiting is an order of magnitude worse.

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


Thoguh posted:

As sketchy as college football recruiting is, basketball recruiting is an order of magnitude worse.

yeah CBB recruiting is scummy, lol if you don't think this investigation is headed right for football, if it hasn't already

MourningView
Sep 2, 2006


Is this Heaven?
Maybe, but the AAU/shoe company thing is not nearly as prominent in football

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


MourningView posted:

Maybe, but the AAU/shoe company thing is not nearly as prominent in football

fair point

vikingstrike
Sep 23, 2007

whats happening, captain

MourningView posted:

Maybe, but the AAU/shoe company thing is not nearly as prominent in football

But the money and incentives are greater in football. If it's not shoes, it will just be something else.

MourningView
Sep 2, 2006


Is this Heaven?

vikingstrike posted:

But the money and incentives are greater in football. If it's not shoes, it will just be something else.

I mean there is obviously money and cheating in college football I just don't think it's this particular scandal

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


Art Briles probably steered RG3 to that Subway deal. Eat fresh.

vikingstrike
Sep 23, 2007

whats happening, captain

MourningView posted:

I mean there is obviously money and cheating in college football I just don't think it's this particular scandal

Oh, I'll agree on that front.

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


Oh god this is adorable :unsmith:

UAB posted:

CHILDREN’S HARBOR ON HOMECOMING

BIRMINGHAM, Ala. – To honor and memorialize the children and their families served by Children's Harbor located one block off of UAB's campus, the Blazer football team will wear the names of patients on the back of their jerseys for UAB's Homecoming game vs. Louisiana Tech.

"Children's Harbor has absolutely become a part of the Blazer family," said head coach Bill Clark. "I intend for this relationship to grow with our program. As we build, there will be even more we can do to provide encouragement and a positive distraction to support the terrific work Children's Harbor does."

The UAB football team adopted Children's Harbor as one of their community charities in 2016 and the Blazers make regularly scheduled trips to the hospital to build relations and encourage patients.

Children's Harbor serves seriously ill children and their families through unique, no-cost services at the Family Center inside the Benjamin Russell Hospital for Children in Birmingham, and at the camp facility at Lake Martin in Alexander City, Ala.

"The joy and enthusiasm that Coach Clark and the UAB players bring to the Children's Harbor families is palpable and brings a level of healing that is truly beyond our ability alone," Children's Harbor CEO Myrle Grate said.

The 100 game jerseys will be presented to each child and their family after the game.

A section of Legion Field will be filled with honored Children's Harbor families to cheer on the Blazers and the 100 players participating in this heartfelt project. For these families to be together in a joyful, carefree setting allows them to put aside – for a few hours – the everyday realities of doctor visits, stress and fatigue that comes with caring for a child who has serious chronic illness.

"Recognizing these children and their families is a way for UAB to show our support and to let them know they are not in this fight alone," said Director of Athletic Mark Ingram. "It is going to be a special day at Legion Field at our Homecoming game on Oct. 7 and we hope everyone will join us to take part in something truly unique."

Neil Armbong
Jan 16, 2004

If anybody wants to see, there's a Donkey Kong kill screen coming up.
Pillbug

DJExile posted:

Oh god this is adorable :unsmith:

No wonder bear jr and the UA board killed the program before. Too good for that garbage state.

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

vikingstrike posted:

But the money and incentives are greater in football. If it's not shoes, it will just be something else.

Dan Wetzel talked about this on Sirius this morning and basically a lot of it has to do with the one and done rule. Because these kids are in one year and then gone, it's more financially advantageous and carries less risk to go after these basketball kids as opposed to a football player who might get hurt or perform poorly before you ever get a shot at a return on your investment. Also, most of them know they're gone after one year, so they're not really considering the consequences of getting busted because more often than not, by the time that happens, it won't matter.

Basically, the money is greater in football but there are too many kids, too much time and too many other factors to make the same kind of cheating worthwhile.

Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice

vikingstrike posted:

But the money and incentives are greater in football. If it's not shoes, it will just be something else.

The FBI doesn't give a poo poo about payers being paid. They give a poo poo about people laundering money to bribe coaches/handlers to influence players. While that's surely happening in football it is more likely to be a bunch of isolated boosters doing it to benefit their specific school vs. it being an industry standard practice.

MourningView
Sep 2, 2006


Is this Heaven?

sportsgenius86 posted:

Dan Wetzel talked about this on Sirius this morning and basically a lot of it has to do with the one and done rule. Because these kids are in one year and then gone, it's more financially advantageous and carries less risk to go after these basketball kids as opposed to a football player who might get hurt or perform poorly before you ever get a shot at a return on your investment. Also, most of them know they're gone after one year, so they're not really considering the consequences of getting busted because more often than not, by the time that happens, it won't matter.

Basically, the money is greater in football but there are too many kids, too much time and too many other factors to make the same kind of cheating worthwhile.

Yeah, and individual basketball players are also a lot more valuable to shoe companies specifically than football players are. No one knows or cares what kind of cleats Tom Brady wears, but LeBron sells a shitload of shoes for Nike

C2C - 2.0
May 14, 2006

Dubs In The Key Of Life


Lipstick Apathy
Why in the poo poo would Louisville wanna fire Bobby Petrino?

drunk leprechaun
May 7, 2007
sobriety is for the weak and the stupid

MourningView posted:

Bobby Petrino is gross but he's a really good coach, they're not going to fire him

Wrong buyout. The one that went down by 50% is the one that he(or his new employer) would owe Louisville if he left the job.

MourningView
Sep 2, 2006


Is this Heaven?

drunk leprechaun posted:

Wrong buyout. The one that went down by 50% is the one that he(or his new employer) would owe Louisville if he left the job.

No one actually gives a poo poo about the buyout in that scenario though, or at least not anyone who Petrino might realistically leave Louisville for (and the post I was responding to was clearly implying that he might get fired)

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Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




C2C - 2.0 posted:

Why in the poo poo would Louisville wanna fire Bobby Petrino?

Petrino, Pitino, and Jurich was arguably the sleaziest AD trio in the country and in a scenario where Louisville is cleaning house entirely, its not unbelievable Bobby Petrino would get fired for obvious reasons

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