NCAA Week 4 Aftermath: Penn State ruins another weekend

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KKKLIP ART: Sep 3, 2004

NC State beat FSU, Alabama took Vandy behind the woodshed, Oklahoma reminded Baylor (bitch) who their daddy was, Tennessee survived the mighty UMass, Kentucky found a way to lose a game they should have won against Florida, Georgia thumped the poo poo out of Mississippi state, and Iowa had one job.

# ? Sep 24, 2017 04:53

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# ? May 2, 2024 05:33

pillsburysoldier: Feb 11, 2008; Yo, peep that shit

KKKLIP ART posted:

NC State beat FSU

this was bad actually

# ? Sep 24, 2017 04:56

Sab0921: Aug 2, 2004; This for my justices slingin' thangs, rib breakin' kings / Truck, necklace, robe, gavel and things / For the solicitors seein' them dissents spin and grin / That robe with the lace trim that win.

Good reminder for life. Good things only happen to institutions that hide and cover up long term sexual abuse against minors and marine life.

# ? Sep 24, 2017 04:57

C2C - 2.0: May 14, 2006; Dubs In The Key Of Life; Lipstick Apathy

LSU has the worst offensive line in college football. The defense has seriously regressed since week 1. With 2 of the highest paid coordinators in the country, they struggled to beat Syracuse at home. In fact, Syracuse dropped a sure TD and a sure pick 6. That's the only reason they won't leave Baton Rouge with a win.

LSU is like really bad this year. Not "not good" but actually "bad"

# ? Sep 24, 2017 04:58

KKKLIP ART: Sep 3, 2004

# ? Sep 24, 2017 04:59

Roasted Donut: Aug 24, 2007; NWA WHITE POWERRR!!!!

# ? Sep 24, 2017 04:59

Seaniqua: Mar 12, 2004; "We'll see how the first year goes. But people better get us now, because we're going to keep getting better and better."

the regular season is 1/3 over :smith:

# ? Sep 24, 2017 05:02

Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

# ? Sep 24, 2017 05:03

R.D. Mangles: Jan 10, 2004

Ehud posted:

honestly why doesn't florida hire rex grossman to coordinate the offense

# ? Sep 24, 2017 05:04

Godzilla07: Oct 4, 2008

pillsburysoldier posted:

this was bad actually

when you hear that Florida's defense has more TDs than Florida State's offense

https://i.imgur.com/QzV8nBA.mp4

# ? Sep 24, 2017 05:05

Sash!: Mar 16, 2001

You know how there's scientists that theorize that we live in an elaborate computer simulation?

They're right because Saquon Barkley runs like he's Neo.

# ? Sep 24, 2017 05:07

Demon Of The Fall: May 1, 2004; Nap Ghost

Tennessees offense had 50 something yards on 31 second half plays

# ? Sep 24, 2017 05:09

SamuraiFoochs: Jan 16, 2007; Grimey Drawer

KKKLIP ART posted:

NC State beat FSU, Alabama took Vandy behind the woodshed, Oklahoma reminded Baylor (bitch) who their daddy was, Tennessee survived the mighty UMass, Kentucky found a way to lose a game they should have won against Florida, Georgia thumped the poo poo out of Mississippi state, and Iowa had one job.

Also Deacs bitch

# ? Sep 24, 2017 05:09

vikingstrike: Sep 23, 2007; whats happening, captain

Demon Of The Fall posted:

Tennessees offense had 50 something yards on 31 second half plays

Holy poo poo that's bad.

# ? Sep 24, 2017 05:11

ur in my world now: Jun 5, 2006; ^{Same as it ever was}
^{Same as it ever was}
^{Same as it ever was}
^{Same as it ever was}; Smellrose

Oklahoma gave up 41 points to a team that got beat by Liberty. They didn't remind anyone of anything.

Also football is bad. But it's ok, because I can finally say Is It Basketball Season Yet?

# ? Sep 24, 2017 05:13

Blue Raider: Sep 2, 2006

bring me the head of lyle allen jones

# ? Sep 24, 2017 05:13

Demon Of The Fall: May 1, 2004; Nap Ghost

vikingstrike posted:

Holy poo poo that's bad.

It was atrocious. Butch is coaching for his job against Georgia. A blowout loss (which is very likely) and he's gone.

# ? Sep 24, 2017 05:14

anne frank fanfic: Oct 31, 2005

Looks like Baylor Basically Beat Bitch a top 5 team after Title IX magically went away... coincidence? OH, I'm sorry, our BEEF FED COUNTRY BOYS AND COACHES didn't don a sherlock holmes magnifying glass and fedora and go snooping for semen stains on some young bucks pants and balls? I'm so sorry! Did we let the Local County lockup gather up a few scoundrels and prosecute them? by golly, Green Giant Eatin ham stallions been running wild on "Faux-KKKlahoma"

# ? Sep 24, 2017 05:16

Seaniqua: Mar 12, 2004; "We'll see how the first year goes. But people better get us now, because we're going to keep getting better and better."

there is too much alcohol in my body y'all

# ? Sep 24, 2017 05:17

blugu64: Jul 17, 2006; Do you realize that fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face?

ur in my world now posted:

Oklahoma gave up 41 points to a team that got beat by Liberty. They didn't remind anyone of anything.

# ? Sep 24, 2017 05:18

Grittybeard: Mar 29, 2010; Bad, very bad!

Mizzou's the kind of bad that just saps all of your energy.

There's nothing to hope for the rest of this season, nothing to look forward to. They might get a couple more wins along the way if things fall in the right place but those will be meaningless and annoying in their own way--as in either the other team is just so bad that they lose or Missouri actually looks competent against absolute poo poo opponents. The only real question to be answered is whether Odom gets a third year because all coaches must get at least that long to build (or destroy) their programs or if Sterk moves along because good god.

Don't get me wrong, losing to Auburn is fine and something I kind of expected coming into the season. But back to back (to back kinda) blowouts where the team is just utterly not competitive in any way. Yeah, that's just not good.

# ? Sep 24, 2017 05:18

Raccooon: Dec 5, 2009

https://twitter.com/CBSSports/status/911714237969346560

Bama backup QB looks good.

https://twitter.com/FOXSportsSouth/status/911642449847525376

# ? Sep 24, 2017 05:20

corn in the bible: Jun 5, 2004; Oh no oh god it's all true!

i guess its good oklahoma didnt outright lose but drat, drat

in other news the idiotic plan to create a RIVALRY GAME here between texas state and utsa failed, because apparently everyone involved in this plan forgot that UTSA is mediocre but still miles ahead of TSU

# ? Sep 24, 2017 05:22

a neat cape: Feb 22, 2007; Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

SDSU looked like garbage in the first quarter, then there was a two hour lightning delay, and SDSU was able to rebound and slip by Air Force in what I thought was going to be a trap game.

Go Aztecs

# ? Sep 24, 2017 05:25

blugu64: Jul 17, 2006; Do you realize that fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face?

corn in the bible posted:

i guess its good oklahoma didnt outright lose but drat, drat

in other news the idiotic plan to create a RIVALRY GAME here between texas state and utsa failed, because apparently everyone involved in this plan forgot that UTSA is mediocre but still miles ahead of TSU

The H-E-B I-35 Showdown was a success.

# ? Sep 24, 2017 05:25

corn in the bible: Jun 5, 2004; Oh no oh god it's all true!

blugu64 posted:

The H-E-B I-35 Showdown was a success.

kill this earth

# ? Sep 24, 2017 05:30

wyntyr: Mar 27, 2006

Grittybeard posted:

Mizzou's the kind of bad that just saps all of your energy.

There's nothing to hope for the rest of this season, nothing to look forward to. They might get a couple more wins along the way if things fall in the right place but those will be meaningless and annoying in their own way--as in either the other team is just so bad that they lose or Missouri actually looks competent against absolute poo poo opponents. The only real question to be answered is whether Odom gets a third year because all coaches must get at least that long to build (or destroy) their programs or if Sterk moves along because good god.

Don't get me wrong, losing to Auburn is fine and something I kind of expected coming into the season. But back to back (to back kinda) blowouts where the team is just utterly not competitive in any way. Yeah, that's just not good.

When y'all went up tempo you looked a lot better than when playing at normal speed - a problem that I as an Auburn man am very, very familiar with. Do like I do and yell at your tv for your team to play faster?

Also I absolutely hate agreeing with Nick Saban on anything but man, tell your fellow fans / alumni not to leave in the third quarter when you're down. It's a bad look.

In non-Mizzou / Auburn stuff, goddamn I was pulling for that Kentucky upset. I hope Kentucky's fan base aren't shitheads towards that kicker. (I realize assuming Kentucky has fans that aren't just biding time until basketball season is probably being generous.)

# ? Sep 24, 2017 05:32

Crotch Bat: Dec 6, 2003; Much like with everything else in life, the Euros seem to have more sense on how to do things in a fun atmosphere without sucking the soul out of the event.

SamuraiFoochs posted:

Also Deacs bitch

Saw the stats and thought maybe it was turnovers that doomed App State but nope, so I'm at a loss. lovely in the redzone is my next guess. You guys looked really vulnerable though. The next 5 weeks are not going to be kind to you but maybe if you can pull off the upset against a reeling FSU some bullshit can happen.

# ? Sep 24, 2017 05:34

Zoran: Aug 19, 2008; I lost to you once, monster. I shall not lose again! Die now, that our future can live!

blugu64 posted:

The H-E-B I-35 Showdown was a success.

An awful lot of college football games are I-35 showdowns

# ? Sep 24, 2017 05:34

wyntyr: Mar 27, 2006

Jacksonville State stomped Liberty which means they beat Baylor by a lot due to the transitive property? :unsmith:

# ? Sep 24, 2017 05:35

ur in my world now: Jun 5, 2006; ^{Same as it ever was}
^{Same as it ever was}
^{Same as it ever was}
^{Same as it ever was}; Smellrose

Grittybeard posted:

Mizzou's the kind of bad that just saps all of your energy.

There's nothing to hope for the rest of this season, nothing to look forward to. They might get a couple more wins along the way if things fall in the right place but those will be meaningless and annoying in their own way--as in either the other team is just so bad that they lose or Missouri actually looks competent against absolute poo poo opponents. The only real question to be answered is whether Odom gets a third year because all coaches must get at least that long to build (or destroy) their programs or if Sterk moves along because good god.

Don't get me wrong, losing to Auburn is fine and something I kind of expected coming into the season. But back to back (to back kinda) blowouts where the team is just utterly not competitive in any way. Yeah, that's just not good.

Odom won't be getting a 3rd year with Sterk. Maybe if Rhoades was still here but there's no way Sterk lets him sit around and foul up the program for another year, especially after the $100 million stadium renovation plan got approved. They are not going to drop that kinda cash to have the seats sit vacant.

I agree though with the 'season is already over' sentiment though. I have zero interest in watching another Mizzou game this year. And honestly, they might not get another win if they keep playing like this. Even with Idaho and UConn on the schedule.

# ? Sep 24, 2017 05:36

Crotch Bat: Dec 6, 2003; Much like with everything else in life, the Euros seem to have more sense on how to do things in a fun atmosphere without sucking the soul out of the event.

I know some of you are frustrated over how the night ended so allow me to make you feel better

# ? Sep 24, 2017 05:44

ur in my world now: Jun 5, 2006; ^{Same as it ever was}
^{Same as it ever was}
^{Same as it ever was}
^{Same as it ever was}; Smellrose

wyntyr posted:

Also I absolutely hate agreeing with Nick Saban on anything but man, tell your fellow fans / alumni not to leave in the third quarter when you're down. It's a bad look.

I'm glad that they are. Declining attendance should light a fire under the AD's rear end to come up with a solution to this mess.

# ? Sep 24, 2017 05:53

PostNouveau: Sep 3, 2011; VY till I die; Grimey Drawer

I finally made it out to the new Tulane stadium, which has been on my to-do list since they built it.

Tulane-Army was real good. Tulane's offense stalled for basically the entire second half, but Army kept refusing to kick FGs. They got stuffed on 4th twice in FG range and got picked off in the end zone after converting a 4th down earlier in FG range. Tulane's QB overcame a bunch of drops and getting real jacked up to lead a game-winning drive.

# ? Sep 24, 2017 06:00

bvlah: Aug 21, 2003; A stupid typo

How did Pitt get so bad that they couldn't turn any of the 4 GT turnovers into points? James Conner was their entire offense wasn't it?

KirVonte Benson is just as good as Dedrick Mills

# ? Sep 24, 2017 06:02

SamuraiFoochs: Jan 16, 2007; Grimey Drawer

Crotch Bat posted:

Saw the stats and thought maybe it was turnovers that doomed App State but nope, so I'm at a loss. lovely in the redzone is my next guess. You guys looked really vulnerable though. The next 5 weeks are not going to be kind to you but maybe if you can pull off the upset against a reeling FSU some bullshit can happen.

OTOH the team was uncharacteristically bad at certain execution stuff, they played at a stadium with the biggest, loudest crowd in the school's history, and App State caught every possible break and still lost. Oh and App State went 10-3 last year. They're not as bad as the name would suggest. I'd honestly guess they're on par with a team like GT, all told.

EDIT: App State honestly treated it like their season and the trajectory of their program depended on this win.

SamuraiFoochs fucked around with this message at 06:08 on Sep 24, 2017

# ? Sep 24, 2017 06:04

LiquidFriend: Apr 5, 2005

Grittybeard posted:

Mizzou's the kind of bad that just saps all of your energy.

There's nothing to hope for the rest of this season, nothing to look forward to. They might get a couple more wins along the way if things fall in the right place but those will be meaningless and annoying in their own way--as in either the other team is just so bad that they lose or Missouri actually looks competent against absolute poo poo opponents. The only real question to be answered is whether Odom gets a third year because all coaches must get at least that long to build (or destroy) their programs or if Sterk moves along because good god.

Don't get me wrong, losing to Auburn is fine and something I kind of expected coming into the season. But back to back (to back kinda) blowouts where the team is just utterly not competitive in any way. Yeah, that's just not good.

I hope they keep Odom all year and run a banner during every game that says:

"gently caress off true sons, this is what you loving get. Kim Anderson, too. Once again, gently caress you and enjoy this awful game."

No more alumnis please.

# ? Sep 24, 2017 06:12

tactlessbastard: Feb 4, 2001; Godspeed, post; Fun Shoe

C2C - 2.0 posted:

LSU has the worst offensive line in college football.

Arkansas would trade you no questions asked.

# ? Sep 24, 2017 06:14

Jazzimus Prime: May 16, 2002; The Brothers Autobot

I regret ever buying :razorback2:

and

and

and whatever other Razorback emoticons I paid money for

We had A&M playing their third string quarterback

And we had a bye week to prepare

And A&M was a dumpster fire that blew a 34 point lead and barely beat Nichols and Louisiana-Lafayette

And we had shiny new uniforms

And we had a two touchdown lead

And we even had an absolutely horrible call THAT UNBELIEVABLY ACTUALLY WENT IN OUR FAVOR FOR ONCE that took one of their touchdowns off the board

AND

WE

STILL

LOST

TO

THOSE

FUCKERS

AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!11111!11!?!

:ughh:

Jazzimus Prime fucked around with this message at 06:24 on Sep 24, 2017

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Crotch Bat: Dec 6, 2003; Much like with everything else in life, the Euros seem to have more sense on how to do things in a fun atmosphere without sucking the soul out of the event.

SamuraiFoochs posted:

OTOH the team was uncharacteristically bad at certain execution stuff, they played at a stadium with the biggest, loudest crowd in the school's history, and App State caught every possible break and still lost. Oh and App State went 10-3 last year. They're not as bad as the name would suggest. I'd honestly guess they're on par with a team like GT, all told.

EDIT: App State honestly treated it like their season and the trajectory of their program depended on this win.

But this isn't last year and 10-3 in the Sun Belt is such a useless stat anyway, the Sun Belt is like 80% teams who are transitioning from FCS, the entire conference is usually in the bottom 20% of all teams year-to-year. This year they've beaten an FCS team and squeaked by a Texas State team that's probably one of the ten worst teams this year. Wake eeking out a win over App State is not a great sign unless your expectations are just "please don't lose". Suggesting App State is like GT is just wrong for a variety of reasons.

Crotch Bat fucked around with this message at 06:25 on Sep 24, 2017

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