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DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

Philthy posted:

LMAO at Trumpers boycotting the NFL now.

good. maybe they'll shut the gently caress up

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Vishass
Feb 1, 2004


--Ivanka don't read this--
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Jared, hello

Brain Curry
Feb 15, 2007

People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school




Any money that doesn't wind up in his pockets is waste

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 37 hours!

lmao she's so bad

https://twitter.com/maggieNYT/status/913109316261093387

Phone
Jul 30, 2005

親子丼をほしい。
https://twitter.com/Mariners/status/913080503887990784

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

also with megyn it's hilarious how the trump-friendly national enquirer is attacking her from the maga side

once this is all over she's blacklisted from tv like gently caress

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

Guy Goodbody posted:

I wonder if her contract is worded in such a way that they could just have her star in a season of The Bachelorette.

That's on ABC dummy. But we are due for an "Average Joe" reboot.

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 364 days!

Guy Goodbody posted:

I wonder if her contract is worded in such a way that they could just have her star in a season of The Bachelorette.

wrong network, but do I smell a biggest loser reboot with a mystery host unknowingly insulting overweight people??? :pray:

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007


quote:

According to Maul’s application with the state, while he was in law school he worked for three years at Barbri Inc. as a “student rep for a review course,” spent six months doing legal writing and electronic discovery in UF’s Office of General Counsel and worked for three months as a “summer associate” at Mezzanine Fund. He does not have any prior emergency management experience. Maul’s LinkedIn page also shows he worked for one year at Mattress Town of Gainesville before graduating from law school.

Read more here: http://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article175546321.html#storylink=cpy

lol a doc review hero

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
what in the world is the thing that swaps people's genders its fuckin terrifyin :stare:

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

brugroffil posted:

last time it was a weird protest vote where everyone in favor of the status quo sat out so statehood got 97% approval. In their 2012 vote, statehood also got approval with much higher turnout.

hmmm, thanks

pushpins
Sep 11, 2006


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C-Euro posted:

I know a few current/ex-law enforcement types here who are Trump supporters (out of party loyalty as opposed to MAGA zealotry) and they're all "things would be a lot better if he could just stop tweeting!" and I haven't had the heart to tell them that it will never happen.

"If Trump would stop reminding us daily on twitter that he's an unhinged moron it would be easier for me to lie to myself"

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 364 days!

she has more turmp access then any other journalist rn, she's not going to get on his bad side

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Vertical Lime posted:

also with megyn it's hilarious how the trump-friendly national enquirer is attacking her from the maga side

once this is all over she's blacklisted from tv like gently caress

i'm sure she'll cry herself to sleep on top of her pile of millions and millions of dollars

Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin

Schnorkles posted:

what in the world is the thing that swaps people's genders its fuckin terrifyin :stare:

and YOUR TAX DOLLARS are paying for it!!!

FabioClone
Oct 3, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Philthy posted:

LMAO at Trumpers boycotting the NFL now.


It really is great that Trump forced his followers to choose between him and football for essentially no reason, and they did.

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
three words. megyn. kelly. sitcom.

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Jose posted:

lol that trumps people are incapable of getting him to not make some random stop to talk about tax and deal with puerto rico

i'm pretty sure he's making this stop specifically to ignore PR because people might give it more attention than him

Vishass
Feb 1, 2004

Schnorkles posted:

what in the world is the thing that swaps people's genders its fuckin terrifyin :stare:

FaceApp

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 37 hours!

Shageletic posted:

lol a doc review hero

I love that they're still moving ahead with installing this guy with zero qualifications after a string of major hurricanes have wrecked the US including Florida.

FabioClone
Oct 3, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Schnorkles posted:

what in the world is the thing that swaps people's genders its fuckin terrifyin :stare:

it's chemicals in the water

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006


of course, it's not that he's a child lashing out at the failure of healthcare at the only person he can personally fire




btw is the quote-clicking system loving up for anyone else?

exquisite tea
Apr 21, 2007

Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."


Jared Kushner looks way better as a woman, it all makes sense now.

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Schnorkles posted:

what in the world is the thing that swaps people's genders its fuckin terrifyin :stare:

r u havning an awakening shcnorkles

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009






wow uh why isn't this severely ratioed

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

Schnorkles posted:

fyi navaro is the big china hawk in the admin

His book DEATH BY CHINA sounded smart to Kush when he decided to google a foreign policy speech

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
faceapp is hilarious

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

zegermans posted:

of course, it's not that he's a child lashing out at the failure of healthcare at the only person he can personally fire




btw is the quote-clicking system loving up for anyone else?

no

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
"Don't like how you look? Change it! then place it on the internet!"

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/913113820616380417

tacodaemon has issued a correction as of 20:28 on Sep 27, 2017

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Brain Curry posted:

Any money that doesn't wind up in his pockets is waste

he thinks of himself as ultimate god-king, which is why he has no idea what the limits of his authority are and why he gets so furious when people are mean to the flag(which he sees as his)

so to him it's time to stop wasting HIS money

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

mormonpartyboat posted:

r u havning an awakening shcnorkles

schnorkette has a ring to it i ugess

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

juche avocado posted:

wow uh why isn't this severely ratioed

its saying the character limit increase is bad, not the wall

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
brb gonna put sadplane in the gender swap

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
make the speech you fat bitch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4ohka1nfgI

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 364 days!

FabioClone posted:

It really is great that Trump forced his followers to choose between him and football for essentially no reason, and they did.

or be like my loser facebook friend who flunked out of college and is vacillating between posts of "ex-football coach DEMOLISHES NFL with three sentences!!!" type videos and philadelphia eagles highlights

i hope his smooth-rear end brain is melting

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Schnorkles posted:

what in the world is the thing that swaps people's genders its fuckin terrifyin :stare:

https://twitter.com/42069nice/status/913108668866023425
https://twitter.com/FertilePanther/status/913121665273421825

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

prefect posted:

Is that the guy that SA sent to Alaska? Good for him.

well this sounds like a story

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





zegermans posted:

its saying the character limit increase is bad, not the wall

i see the character limit joke reading now but uh

i read it much less charitably

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RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
https://twitter.com/WIRED/status/913069874091569153

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