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Grand Prize Winner
Feb 19, 2007


fishmech posted:

New York City/New York State law allows you to smoke in private businesses that aren't like open to the public. And a set inside the Fox News studios is almost certainly not "open to the public" in a way that would make it a violation.

Then again like, it's very difficult to legally smoke normal cigarettes on Broadway theater stages because of having so much of an audience, so if any of the studio complex in the building is set up for live audiences it could be illegal.

I don't claim to know the laws of New York but that thing is not a real cigarette. It's one of those stupid ciggavape things and it's not a bad idea to hold it close to the "cherry", because the part that gets hot is actually near the joint between the main body of the vape and the filter. Then again the part that heats up only gets kinda warm, not hot, unless you're smoking like a chimney. The little light at the end is an LED so it never really heats up.

In conclusion hannity, while definitely a stupid man, and holding and sucking on a stupid object, may not be holding said stupid object in a stupid way.


Source: I had to work a play using these and they were the dumbest loving things and I hate them and actors cannot be trusted to hold lighters far enough away to avoid damaging the mechanism and like an eighth of our properties budget was spent on replacing the drat things when they broke thanks for reading

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Mr Interweb
Aug 25, 2004

Radio Nowhere posted:

Enjoyed this article of unfunnyconservative comedians complaining about lack of TV exposure.

https://www.theguardian.com/global/2017/sep/27/why-cant-rightwing-comics-break-into-us-late-night-tv

quote:

“I created a comedy special and we took it to Showtime,” he explains. “I’ll tell you exactly what they said to me: this would probably be the highest-rated show in our history, but we’re not going to do it because it would damage our brand.

:monocle:

So why didn't he try to sell his show on Fox News then, if it would be so utterly successful? :thunk:

boner confessor
Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich
i totally believe that showtime, once purveyors of late night softcore porn, care more about their brand than ratings

Mr Interweb
Aug 25, 2004

It's such a weird thing for an executive to say, regardless. I mean, it's one thing to be confident in a project, but who the hell says it would be the "highest rated show in our history"?

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

Mr Interweb posted:

It's such a weird thing for an executive to say, regardless. I mean, it's one thing to be confident in a project, but who the hell says it would be the "highest rated show in our history"?

If the words were even said it probably was "even if it was..."

ascii genitals
Aug 19, 2000



Man oh man these videos of Baked Alaska getting his phone broken and then told off are so enjoyable. STRONGLY encourage watching this

https://videopress.com/v/9zHweIgt

https://videopress.com/v/QM4KCX5y

ascii genitals fucked around with this message at 00:31 on Sep 28, 2017

Mantis42
Jul 26, 2010

Mark Levin is salty af about Trump's tax proposal.

Mr Interweb
Aug 25, 2004

Mantis42 posted:

Mark Levin is salty af about Trump's tax proposal.

Huh? Why? Does it accidentally help poor people in some way?

Mantis42
Jul 26, 2010

Trump proposed a new, fourth bracket and said things about bipartisanship. Levin hates progressive income tax and thinks Trump is using the language of class warfare.

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

boner confessor posted:

i totally believe that showtime, once purveyors of late night softcore porn, care more about their brand than ratings

the same people who just tossed some cash at david lynch and said go nuts

boner confessor
Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich

The Muppets On PCP posted:

the same people who just tossed some cash at david lynch and said go nuts

yeah, but before this their most well known original prestige show was dexter

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Imagine being this upset that a college bought property from a school that no longer is using it.

https://twitter.com/aigkenham/status/912635331219947520

And community is full of assholes


quote:

Prior to the sale, a group in the community tried to get the space designated as a landmark and effectively block any changes to the landscape. The effort failed.

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

boner confessor posted:

yeah, but before this their most well known original prestige show was dexter

truly the late 2000s were a dark age

Mr Interweb
Aug 25, 2004

The Muppets On PCP posted:

truly the late 2000s were a dark age

The sad thing is that Dexter was actually a pretty cool show, if not just conceptually, but then it went to hell pretty quickly.

At least they had Spartacus after.

viral spiral
Sep 19, 2017

by R. Guyovich

STAC Goat posted:

Megyn Kelly's new new show is going very well.

https://www.usatoday.com/story/life/tv/2017/09/27/debra-messing-regrets-megyn-kelly-today-appearance/707501001/


Kelly also wished the fan luck "with that gay thing."

Megyn Kelly almost got bitch-slapped by Jane Fonda today for asking her about her plastic surgery, apparently. :lol:

Lycus
Aug 5, 2008

Half the posters in this forum have been made up. This website is a goddamn ghost town.

Mr Interweb posted:

The sad thing is that Dexter was actually a pretty cool show, if not just conceptually, but then it went to hell pretty quickly.

At least they had Spartacus after.

Starz.

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

ascii genitals posted:

Man oh man these videos of Baked Alaska getting his phone broken and then told off are so enjoyable. STRONGLY encourage watching this

https://videopress.com/v/9zHweIgt

https://videopress.com/v/QM4KCX5y

God, Debbie's such a little bitch, isn't he? Fucker initiates a confrontation with a random woman for the sake of satisfying his ego, can't de-escalate it properly, and then starts crying like a 5 year old when the inevitable happens.

"She broke my phone! She broke my phooone~!" he weeps into his still clearly operational phone. How does this person function at all?

Also the second video is a must watch. Him getting dunked on by the club manager and just being unable to process it is fantastic.

:cry:: I'm allowed to video tape in a public place.
:j:: But then you also have to live with the consequences of what could happen.
:cry:: no


EDIT: Oh my god, the ENDING! Holy poo poo. That's how you shut a fucker like that down. Just get right chest to chest with him and stay there doing nothing else until he runs like a bitch.

nine-gear crow fucked around with this message at 03:23 on Sep 28, 2017

empty whippet box
Jun 9, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Except they're not free from that? The police murder unarmed black people all the time? That's why they're loving protesting?

nine-gear crow posted:

God, Debbie's such a little bitch, isn't he? Fucker initiates a confrontation with a random woman for the sake of satisfying his ego, can't de-escalate it properly, and then starts crying like a 5 year old when the inevitable happens.

"She broke my phone! She broke my phooone~!" he weeps into his still clearly operational phone. How does this person function at all?

Also the second video is a must watch. Him getting dunked on by the club manager and just being unable to process it is fantastic.

:cry:: I'm allowed to video tape in a public place.
:j:: But then you also have to live with the consequences of what could happen.
:cry:: no


EDIT: Oh my god, the ENDING! Holy poo poo. That's how you shut a fucker like that down. Just get right chest to chest with him and stay there doing nothing else until he runs like a bitch.

holy loving poo poo

empty whippet box fucked around with this message at 03:28 on Sep 28, 2017

boner confessor
Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich

nine-gear crow posted:

God, Debbie's such a little bitch, isn't he? Fucker initiates a confrontation with a random woman for the sake of satisfying his ego, can't de-escalate it properly, and then starts crying like a 5 year old when the inevitable happens.

he's like some spoiled sibling who pushes their brother or sister to the edge, then when they snap and hit him he immediately goes to tell an adult

VitalSigns
Sep 3, 2011

Mr Interweb posted:

“I created a comedy special and we took it to Showtime,” he explains. “I’ll tell you exactly what they said to me: this would probably be the highest-rated show in our history, but we’re not going to do it because it would damage our brand.

"Now here's my bit on how anyone who can't succeed in our capitalist meritocracy is obviously a worthless failure of a human being who has no-one to blame but himself"

Ubiquitous_
Nov 20, 2013

by Reene

Mr Interweb posted:

The sad thing is that Dexter was actually a pretty cool show, if not just conceptually, but then it went to hell pretty quickly.

At least they had Spartacus after.

Showtime aired the Twin Peaks revival, which was by most accounts extremely well-received. Showtime is doing good work with their output these days.

J.A.B.C.
Jul 2, 2007

There's no need to rush to be an adult.


Radio Nowhere posted:

Enjoyed this article of unfunnyconservative comedians complaining about lack of TV exposure.

https://www.theguardian.com/global/2017/sep/27/why-cant-rightwing-comics-break-into-us-late-night-tv

The best part is Mike Loftus, 3am superstar, talking about an undercurrent of conservative comedy.

The lack of self-awareness is astounding.

Mr Interweb
Aug 25, 2004


Argh, of course.

nine-gear crow posted:


EDIT: Oh my god, the ENDING! Holy poo poo. That's how you shut a fucker like that down. Just get right chest to chest with him and stay there doing nothing else until he runs like a bitch.

Just saw that. There aren't enough :lol: 's in the world.

And what's amazing is that this douchebag STILL POSTS IT ONLINE. :psyboom:

I mean, sure I get that he wants to whine like a widdle baby to his idiot followers about his alpha self being bullied by the Matriarchy, but at what point do you realize embarrassment overcomes victimhood?

viral spiral
Sep 19, 2017

by R. Guyovich

nine-gear crow posted:

Also the second video is a must watch. Him getting dunked on by the club manager and just being unable to process it is fantastic.

:cry:: I'm allowed to video tape in a public place.
:j:: But then you also have to live with the consequences of what could happen.
:cry:: no


EDIT: Oh my god, the ENDING! Holy poo poo. That's how you shut a fucker like that down. Just get right chest to chest with him and stay there doing nothing else until he runs like a bitch.

I waiting for Baked Alaska to do something stupid like shove that girl so the bouncers would have an excuse to beat his rear end to a pulp right then and there.

Azuth0667
Sep 20, 2011

By the word of Zoroaster, no business decision is poor when it involves Ahura Mazda.

nine-gear crow posted:

God, Debbie's such a little bitch, isn't he? Fucker initiates a confrontation with a random woman for the sake of satisfying his ego, can't de-escalate it properly, and then starts crying like a 5 year old when the inevitable happens.

"She broke my phone! She broke my phooone~!" he weeps into his still clearly operational phone. How does this person function at all?

Also the second video is a must watch. Him getting dunked on by the club manager and just being unable to process it is fantastic.

:cry:: I'm allowed to video tape in a public place.
:j:: But then you also have to live with the consequences of what could happen.
:cry:: no


EDIT: Oh my god, the ENDING! Holy poo poo. That's how you shut a fucker like that down. Just get right chest to chest with him and stay there doing nothing else until he runs like a bitch.

The police telling him they aren't going to doanything about something so minor is hilarious too.

RasperFat
Jul 11, 2006

Uncertainty is inherently unsustainable. Eventually, everything either is or isn't.

Azuth0667 posted:

The police telling him they aren't going to doanything about something so minor is hilarious too.

Baked Alaska strikes me as the kind of guy who threatens to sue if he finds a toothpick or something in his food.

But then he actually goes to a law office where they tell him he received no injury and no way it would work.

Then he cries on the street outside and whines about how the world has it out for white men, and says he won't give up his crusade for justice.

Then he goes home, drinks and posts the whole saga online and masturbates to his own tears until his stamina is spent and he passes out, dick still in hand.

Then the next day he discovers he recorded and posted his crying/masturbation session and says it's the fault of PC culture.

Following this embarrassment, he somehow still feels good about his contributions to America. After all, any patriot would have done the same, and his fans agree. :911:

ZobarStyl
Oct 24, 2005

This isn't a war, it's a moider.

ascii genitals posted:

Man oh man these videos of Baked Alaska getting his phone broken and then told off are so enjoyable. STRONGLY encourage watching this

https://videopress.com/v/9zHweIgt

https://videopress.com/v/QM4KCX5y
Thanks for posting this, he DCMA'd Vic Berger's Twitter version. These are pro watches all the way to the end when you can see he's completely lost in confusion and about to cry. Was this something he live streamed, or was it posted afterwards by Gionet in futile hopes of garnering sympathy? I just can't fathom how he ever saw himself as the aggrieved party (beyond the obvious RW victim complex).

Vargatron
Apr 19, 2008

MRAZZLE DAZZLE


Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Imagine being this upset that a college bought property from a school that no longer is using it.

https://twitter.com/aigkenham/status/912635331219947520

And community is full of assholes

A Lutheran school sold property to a Muslim organization willingly and this is controversial?

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Vargatron posted:

A Lutheran school sold property to a Muslim organization willingly and this is controversial?

The Muslims are coming!

Keeshhound
Jan 14, 2010

Mad Duck Swagger

Vargatron posted:

A Lutheran school sold property to a Muslim organization willingly and this is controversial?

You're thinking about it logically. Remember, "they're trying to replace us!" is the new blood libel being deployed against minorities these days.

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes

Keeshhound posted:

You're thinking about it logically. Remember, "they're trying to replace us!" is the new blood libel being deployed against minorities these days.

Yet these people insist on having kids.

Vargatron
Apr 19, 2008

MRAZZLE DAZZLE


See that's when I say "freedom of religion doesn't mean freedom from (Muslim) religion :smug:".

Motto
Aug 3, 2013

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Imagine being this upset that a college bought property from a school that no longer is using it.

https://twitter.com/aigkenham/status/912635331219947520

And community is full of assholes

The hell does the ark nut mean by "the church"? Dude probably hates Lutherans.

Mister Facetious
Apr 21, 2007

I think I died and woke up in L.A.,
I don't know how I wound up in this place...

:canada:

Iron Crowned posted:

The Muslims are coming!

Protestants are teaming up with Muslims! :ohdear:

ZobarStyl
Oct 24, 2005

This isn't a war, it's a moider.

Motto posted:

The hell does the ark nut mean by "the church"? Dude probably hates Lutherans.
People like Ham will briefly pretend that they align with sects they consider heretical in order to fight off the brown hordes Muslim invasion, but if they ever won their culture war they'd mass grave the more accepting Christian variants immediately.

Crunch Buttsteak
Feb 26, 2007

You think reality is a circle of salt around my brain keeping witches out?

Motto posted:

The hell does the ark nut mean by "the church"? Dude probably hates Lutherans.

Evangelicals tend to treat Lutherans as Christians In Name Only, because they tend to fail the "are you really Born Again?" litmus test, which boils down to "do you actively support the Republican Party?"

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

viral spiral posted:

Megyn Kelly almost got bitch-slapped by Jane Fonda today for asking her about her plastic surgery, apparently. :lol:

Apparently Megyn Kelly is an rear end in a top hat with no people skills.

Who knew?

Grand Prize Winner
Feb 19, 2007


Crunch Buttsteak posted:

Evangelicals tend to treat Lutherans as Christians In Name Only, because they tend to fail the "are you really Born Again?" litmus test, which boils down to "do you actively support the Republican Party?"

Chinos?

Spun Dog
Sep 21, 2004


Smellrose

STAC Goat posted:

Apparently Megyn Kelly is an rear end in a top hat with no people skills.

Who knew?

Every kid who thought Santa was black.

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Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead

Mister Facetious posted:

Protestants are teaming up with Muslims! :ohdear:

As they always have!

No, really, in the first bit of the Thirty Years War, the Ottoman Empire backed the Protestants because it was a convenient way to gently caress over the Habsburgs they knew the Protestants were natural enemies of true Christendom and therefore natural allies of Islam. :smug:

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