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Der Meister
May 12, 2001


not reading any of that little marco

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mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
https://twitter.com/ashleyfeinberg/status/913171060824199168

quote:

“Hey,” I said. “I’m Luke.”

I held out my hand, and he shook it.

“I’m Don,” he said.

I told him that I heard he was in the area, that I was with The New York Times Magazine and that I’d love to talk to him about his trip.

“The Times,” he said. “I never know where you guys are coming from.”

I asked if he bagged anything.

“I can’t really tell you that,” he said. ‘‘Let’s just say it was a good hunt.’’

Was it a moose?

“I can’t … look, I can’t say.”

(It was a moose. Big one, too.)

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


mormonpartyboat posted:

they're doubling the standard deduction

that doubles the money you can deduct, standard

~reform~

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
https://twitter.com/kurteichenwald/status/913169702586912769

https://twitter.com/kurteichenwald/status/913170108234829824

Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money
EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. ITS THE PISS TAPE AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, DONALD. I DO EVERY PISS AND I DO EVERY PISS HARD. MAKIN WHIZZING SOUNDS WHEN I SPRAY DOWN SOME RUSSIAN ESCORTS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY PISSED ON PRESIDENT OBAMAS BED. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JEKRS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LINES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNIng

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
piss tape is real as long as we dont actually look and see if its real or not

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/VicenteFoxQue/status/913173784051494917

#fuckenwall

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Al-Saqr posted:

https://twitter.com/rvawonk/status/913155911052615681

Holy poo poo gently caress those piece of poo poo Russian government

lol blowbacks a bitch

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy
we should tax death too tbh

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

snowpiercer sequel looks shite

utter rubbish

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

the piss tape has always been real

but now I also believe in the carter page sanctions tape

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

trump knows me so well, i love milk chocolate.

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



sup

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

trump

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
https://twitter.com/mattdpearce/status/913173967623434240

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
https://twitter.com/kurteichenwald/status/913171476857196545

https://twitter.com/kurteichenwald/status/913172608320929792

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
so nice of the russians to exploit the culture war by using facebook as a platform

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot
i remember as a kid i would buy those Nestle Chocolate Crunch bars and purposefully put it out int he sun to soften up before eating. THE BEST

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

America!

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

mrbradlymrmartin posted:

lol blowbacks a bitch

what blowback? trump loves putin

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

kurt kurt kurt

stop resisting, yer going in the guillotine

ya i know, i know you were "one of the good ones"

but you gotta go man

you have to go, just stop fighting, it'll be quicker shhh shhh

yes i will pass your final words onto your large adult son

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

t h e p e o p l e w e r e a s t o n i s h e d a t h i s d o c t r i n e

Kazak_Hstan
Apr 28, 2014

Grimey Drawer
cant wait for my piss fetish to be normalized

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Lastgirl posted:

kurt kurt kurt

stop resisting, yer going in the guillotine

ya i know, i know you were "one of the good ones"

but you gotta go man

you have to go, just stop fighting, it'll be quicker shhh shhh

yes i will pass your final words onto your large adult son

"tell my boys.............. im not even mad in fact this is really funny......"

radical meme
Apr 17, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Congress, as far as I can tell, is not even discussing appropriating money for disaster relief for Maria.

William Bear
Oct 26, 2012

"That's what they all say!"

Where did the President piss, and when did he piss it?

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



did they release the piss tape

1994 Toyota Celica
Sep 11, 2008

by Nyc_Tattoo

Yossarian-22 posted:

is this hell

geohell

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

Lastgirl posted:

kurt kurt kurt

stop resisting, yer going in the guillotine

ya i know, i know you were "one of the good ones"

but you gotta go man

you have to go, just stop fighting, it'll be quicker shhh shhh

yes i will pass your final words onto your large adult son

Kurt would think it was irony until someone told him it wasn't. 😟

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

Lastgirl posted:

so nice of the russians to exploit the culture war by using facebook as a platform

zuck gives this a "like"

radical meme
Apr 17, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Yossarian-22 posted:

is this hell

post - name - avatar combo

J. P. Beagley
Apr 11, 2008

triple sulk posted:

did they release the piss tape

yes, it's all over now, everything will go back to normal

ShutteredIn
Mar 24, 2005

El Campeon Mundial del Acordeon
Donald jr. killed a canadian hobo and is wearing his skin like a suit

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


why is there no dark chocolate donny bar? :thunk:

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

ShutteredIn posted:

Donald jr. killed a canadian hobo and is wearing his skin like a suit

he's a skin man, just like his father

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



MAGA Warlord posted:

yes, it's all over now, everything will go back to normal

trump

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015


It's not about "wanting" to watch the piss tape.

You will have no other choice. You must watch the piss tape. Human minds are not powerful enough to resist its siren song

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Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
https://twitter.com/SethAbramson/status/913167049727315968

this seems p big

think i remember something about a lawsuit involving sater and trump being dropped this morning but i looked on twitter and google news and didnt find anything

at first i was like wtf but if he is squealing on trump it makes sense

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