TRUMP257: An avalanche of horrific disasters

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Duscat: Jan 4, 2009; Fun Shoe

BAE OF PIGS posted:

it would be so great if twitter went under or banned Trump or something. we wouldn't even be able to know how angry he was. he'd be fuming, but he would have no audience and the though of that is hilarious to me.

I picture him angrily mashing a group text to everyone in his phone.

trump tweeting is a huge part of what keeps him from being able to inflict full trumpism now on us all

take that away and idiots will start to think hes a real republican prez with some slightly distasteful but understandable racist leanings

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Yossarian-22: Oct 26, 2014

the black husserl posted:

the piss tape is real. but there is no guarantee whatsoever that the piss tape will ever be streamed

pretty sure the piss has already streamed :smugdon:

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Lastgirl: Sep 7, 1997; Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

the black husserl posted:

I just said it was real!!!

There is just no guarantee that we're going to see it. FACTS

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Yinlock: Oct 22, 2008

Internet Webguy posted:

https://twitter.com/GuardianUS/status/913184600888881152

(they were already deployed)

there's like 3 navies floating around nk from various countries

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Third World Reagan: May 19, 2008; Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.

what if trump was president

man that time line would be so weird

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Martin BadClixx: Jul 14, 2012; ^{dada stijl}

Bret did I turn the knob yet?

# ? Sep 28, 2017 01:15

Third World Reagan: May 19, 2008; Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.

This is my trump song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwI2NrVYqIE

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FCKGW: May 21, 2006

california just moved their primary up to march

:rip:

new hampshire and iowa, no one gives a gently caress about you now

# ? Sep 28, 2017 01:15

BAE OF PIGS: Nov 28, 2016; Tup

If I'm drinking the breakroom coffee at work I'm loading it with cream and sugar. That poo poo loving sucks.

# ? Sep 28, 2017 01:16

Duscat: Jan 4, 2009; Fun Shoe

Booyah- posted:

https://twitter.com/simonmaloy/status/913186466997694464

simon maloy owns and i hope he has a secret c-spam account

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Yinlock: Oct 22, 2008

Duscat posted:

trump tweeting is a huge part of what keeps him from being able to inflict full trumpism now on us all

take that away and idiots will start to think hes a real republican prez with some slightly distasteful but understandable racist leanings

yeah the whole reason you have the 3.5th reich and not the 4th is because trump cannot shut his fuckin mouth for 5 seconds

# ? Sep 28, 2017 01:16

Red Dad Redemption: Sep 29, 2007

triple sulk posted:

https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/913187235452690432

we will grow as ONE FAMILY*

*where a few poeple hold all the money and the rest are hosed, forever

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THS: Sep 15, 2017

Clinton had the election in for a lock, she was running against the guy from The Apprentice - lmao there's no way she lost

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euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

Duscat posted:

simon maloy owns and i hope he has a secret c-spam account

hello

# ? Sep 28, 2017 01:16

Zeroisanumber: Oct 23, 2010; Nap Ghost

Salt Fish posted:

Trump has promised world leaders that he'll start a nuclear was with N.K if the pee tape gets leaked. Every time there's news about it he moves closer to pulling the trigger.

I could watch the Piss Tape while getting drunk on an entire bottle of Bourbon and listening to Nick Cave while I waited for the bombs to hit.

I would die laughing. Just one long lol.

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triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

https://www.wsj.com/articles/in-vetting-refugees-u-s-plans-to-assess-ability-to-assimilate-1506557243

jesus loving christ

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Elephanthead: Sep 11, 2008; Toilet Rascal

Mariana Horchata posted:

i kinda doubt most poor ppl in america are itemizing tho...

Credits are not deductions. Get tax smart and smoke a joint with a CPA.

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Brain Curry: Feb 15, 2007; People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school

UFOTofuTacoCat posted:

When I first started working in an office and drinking coffee because it was there I used to load it with cream and sugar.
Then one day this older lady said very bluntly to me "UFO, you don't like coffee you like ice cream".

I took that a challenge. Black is the way to go for me now.
Just realized she super owned me.

I said that to my wife a year ago and now she drinks tea

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euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

Yandat posted:

Clinton had the election in for a lock, she was running against the guy from The Apprentice - lmao there's no way she lost

narrator/: she lost it all

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Koalas March: May 21, 2007

Yossarian-22 posted:

pretty sure the piss has already streamed

Hahaha according to hackers it will be released on the :siren:

deep web

within the hour

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Duscat: Jan 4, 2009; Fun Shoe

Yinlock posted:

(they were already deployed)

there's like 3 navies floating around nk from various countries

the problem with north korea is it's at the end of a very big ocean

# ? Sep 28, 2017 01:18

Mayor Dave: Feb 20, 2009; Bernie the Snow Clown

Yossarian-22 posted:

pretty sure the piss has already streamed

# ? Sep 28, 2017 01:18

Third World Reagan: May 19, 2008; Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.

Yandat posted:

Clinton had the election in for a lock, she was running against the guy from The Apprentice - lmao there's no way she lost

Will a husband like bill clinton, how could you not win

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Zeroisanumber: Oct 23, 2010; Nap Ghost

Koalas March posted:

Hahaha according to hackers it will be released on the deep web within the hour

I'll believe it when I pee it.

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Lawman 0: Aug 17, 2010

Koalas March posted:

Hahaha according to hackers it will be released on the deep web within the hour

Funny joke friendo

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Koalas March: May 21, 2007

Lawman 0 posted:

Funny joke friendo

I know I shouldn't overestimate goons but

# ? Sep 28, 2017 01:19

Martin BadClixx: Jul 14, 2012; ^{dada stijl}

Koalas March posted:

Hahaha according to hackers it will be released on the deep web within the hour

Don't you joke about this.

We The People demand that you probe yourself for 6 hours if you joke about this.

I said We The People so you know I am not lying!!

# ? Sep 28, 2017 01:20

Lastgirl: Sep 7, 1997; Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

am i being hypernormalized or are things actively getting worse :thunk:

# ? Sep 28, 2017 01:20

Mayor Dave: Feb 20, 2009; Bernie the Snow Clown

triple sulk posted:

https://www.wsj.com/articles/in-vetting-refugees-u-s-plans-to-assess-ability-to-assimilate-1506557243

jesus loving christ

stephen miller is a loving monster b/c i would bet that in his loving rich santa monica high school there were any number of iranian refugees who had successfully "integrated"

he must have been mercilessly bullied for him to be this way

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THS: Sep 15, 2017

Third World Reggin posted:

Will a husband like bill clinton, how could you not win

he's got that classic clinton charisma that worked during a very specific time period from 1992-1996 - how could that no longer be relevant even though all of his top people rose to control the democratic party?

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Shageletic: Jul 25, 2007

euphronius posted:

I hope to god they have parralllel ny state indictments running

I'm just looking forward to Scorcesse making up a followup to Goodfellas

Reallyfuckingdumbfellas

# ? Sep 28, 2017 01:21

Third World Reagan: May 19, 2008; Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.

did you hear the rumors that trump liked to piss on people

no one really cares because of trump, but all rich people probably are weird like that

# ? Sep 28, 2017 01:21

Koalas March: May 21, 2007

Lastgirl posted:

am i being hypernormalized or are things actively getting worse

Both

# ? Sep 28, 2017 01:21

Victory Position: Mar 16, 2004

Yinlock posted:

given how things turn out for trump i think it will be a tragedy for everyone specifically not involved

like both nukes will suddenly veer off course and land directly in canada

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