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it's fake -> https://www.instagram.com/p/BUNAykNDL43/
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# ? Sep 28, 2017 00:16 |
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Obviously. Yo Ms. Hershey, I'm just gonna take a picture of you watching us cheat for my instagram.
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# ? Sep 28, 2017 00:35 |
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Jeez, I'm even suspicious now that she's not stealing peeks at a sauce recipe either. What has the world come to?
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# ? Sep 28, 2017 00:42 |
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https://twitter.com/BoozyBarrister/status/913060668412219393
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# ? Sep 28, 2017 00:49 |
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Crosspost "Brud Rossmann" to the Terrible Names thread.
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# ? Sep 28, 2017 00:50 |
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Already been dismissed, lol. https://abovethelaw.com/2017/09/federal-lawsuit-filed-against-the-jews/ quote:The complaint is indeed 51 pages long and seeks $10 million for a somewhat meandering set of allegations of surveillance and attempted murder. Perhaps I’m old-fashioned, but I believe a multi-decade conspiracy to commit murder would demand more than $10 million in relief, but Rossmann must be a man of perspective.
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# ? Sep 28, 2017 00:53 |
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# ? Sep 28, 2017 01:04 |
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The Bloop posted:Most of the women, for example. Mike Pence 2020
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# ? Sep 28, 2017 01:09 |
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# ? Sep 28, 2017 01:15 |
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We blackmailed our way into space? How? Did someone successfully film a space mormon while they're naked and they give us FTL technology if we delete all footage? We threaten to reveal that not only was it a cookbook, but they have one for every intelligent species in the galaxy? Tell the whole universe that the tentacle guys have biped fetish?
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# ? Sep 28, 2017 01:25 |
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Does 3 legs mean 2 vaginas or does it mean 2 buttholes? This is important.
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# ? Sep 28, 2017 01:26 |
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I used to teach anatomy and physiology classes at a local community college when I was young. I would just arrive at the class maybe 5 minutes early and then sit and see what happened and what people said about the teacher not showing up for the first day. hahahahaha I used to encourage them getting pissed and everything and then I'd walk to the front of the room and turn on the projector like 10 minutes into the class and it had my intro along with a picture of me. that was like.. my whole classroom management as a teacher, literally acting crazy as poo poo and then surprising kids with memes i got from SA that were way ahead of their curve. I had a portable classroom once, and my kids did really lovely on a quiz, and I told them "let's just forget about this one" and I climbed on an empty desk and opened up those ceiling tiles and just put the quizzes up there and acted like nothing happened. Ah, teaching.
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# ? Sep 28, 2017 01:29 |
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Quidam Viator posted:I used to teach anatomy and physiology classes at a local community college when I was young. I would just arrive at the class maybe 5 minutes early and then sit and see what happened and what people said about the teacher not showing up for the first day. sounds like you were a pretty cool teacher
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# ? Sep 28, 2017 01:32 |
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Dillbag posted:Does 3 legs mean 2 vaginas or does it mean 2 buttholes? This is important.
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# ? Sep 28, 2017 01:35 |
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Dillbag posted:Does 3 legs mean 2 vaginas or does it mean 2 buttholes? This is important. Maybe more Imagine
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# ? Sep 28, 2017 01:36 |
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Dillbag posted:Does 3 legs mean 2 vaginas or does it mean 2 buttholes? This is important. 1 colaca.
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# ? Sep 28, 2017 01:39 |
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Dillbag posted:Does 3 legs mean 2 vaginas or does it mean 2 buttholes? This is important. This is why your regular run-of-the-mill alien hootch dancer has three titties instead, no need to ponder this manner of conundrum. Edit: ^cloaca
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# ? Sep 28, 2017 01:40 |
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Facebook Aunt posted:1 colaca. Mexican colaca is better cause it uses real sugar.
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# ? Sep 28, 2017 01:41 |
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Quidam Viator posted:I used to teach anatomy and physiology classes at a local community college when I was young. I would just arrive at the class maybe 5 minutes early and then sit and see what happened and what people said about the teacher not showing up for the first day. did you have a student named esco
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# ? Sep 28, 2017 01:44 |
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Memento posted:This is why your regular run-of-the-mill alien hootch dancer has three titties instead, no need to ponder this manner of conundrum. It's an alien. That's how they spell it in space.
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# ? Sep 28, 2017 01:48 |
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Son of Thunderbeast posted:did you have a student named esco No, why? In Florida, of course I had a bunch of Escobars... Do you think you knew someone who pulled my tricks?
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# ? Sep 28, 2017 01:54 |
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https://forums.somethingawful.com/dictionary.php?act=3&topicid=22
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# ? Sep 28, 2017 02:47 |
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# ? Sep 28, 2017 03:39 |
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Quidam Viator posted:No, why? In Florida, of course I had a bunch of Escobars... Do you think you knew someone who pulled my tricks? No reason, you just seemed like a pretty cool teacher
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# ? Sep 28, 2017 03:45 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:Mexican colaca is better cause it uses real sugar.
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# ? Sep 28, 2017 03:50 |
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These loss edits are getting weird.
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# ? Sep 28, 2017 04:30 |
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blackmail is quite difficult and nerved racking
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# ? Sep 28, 2017 04:40 |
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Facebook Aunt posted:This would so have hosed with me as a kid. In elementary school I was sure there were sliding panels somewhere and the principal or your parents could be watching at any time. elementry school? i put tin foil in my windows instead of blinds and i still have to remind myself daily the im being paranoid noone is spying on me.
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# ? Sep 28, 2017 05:16 |
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# ? Sep 28, 2017 06:53 |
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I see four satisfied customers.
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# ? Sep 28, 2017 07:43 |
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Center is not "oh hi mark," D-, see me after class
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# ? Sep 28, 2017 14:39 |
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Dillbag posted:Does 3 legs mean 2 vaginas or does it mean 2 buttholes? This is important. Three legs means no vaginas at all, dude.
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# ? Sep 28, 2017 14:57 |
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This is even funnier if you've seen the original scene, too.
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# ? Sep 28, 2017 17:04 |
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FactsAreUseless posted:This is even funnier if you've seen the original scene, too. What came first, that scene or this one in which Lex Luthor and The Flash have swapped bodies? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Qy4EIvvVj4 Edit: Can't post that one without this one. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGlTpj83DfE Mierenneuker has a new favorite as of 17:17 on Sep 28, 2017 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:Mexican colaca is better cause it uses real sugar. Jesus christ man you're on a roll today. Thats the second time I've had to clean up my desk.
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# ? Sep 28, 2017 17:18 |
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DandyLion posted:Jesus christ man you're on a roll today. Thats the second time I've had to clean up my desk. No one wants to hear about your masturbation habits.
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# ? Sep 28, 2017 17:24 |
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betamax hipster posted:No one wants to hear about your masturbation habits. I wish that were true.
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