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triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



Mayor Dave posted:

just lmfao if ur not already jerking to the idea of a piss tape, friend

im edgeing

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Brain Curry
Feb 15, 2007

People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school



euphronius posted:

I honestly can't believe they are pitching tax cuts now

it's so tone deaf

that is literally their job and why their bosses funded their campaigns

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

yes hello is it ok if i order just plain tape, with the piss on the side

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.
I mean who doesn't jerk off to piss tapes

*clears browsing history*

Baller Ina
Oct 21, 2010

:whattheeucharist:

Al! posted:

gimme the piss tape and free my soul i wanna get lost in your yellow flow and drift away.....

and im freeeeeee

freeee pissin (free pissin and im, free pissin)

Pelican Dunderhead
Jun 16, 2010

Ah! Hello Ershin!
Pillbug
i piss tape like six times a day

Sudden Loud Noise
Feb 18, 2007

It's impossible to jerk it and piss at the same time. Scientists proved it.

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

SKULL.GIF posted:

this is a fbi psyop to root out the insurgents among us for facial identification software

but can you take that chance

Koalas March
May 21, 2007



SKULL.GIF posted:

this is a fbi psyop to root out the insurgents among us for facial identification software

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

twitter thread:
thoughts about the piss tape
1/100

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Sudden Loud Noise posted:

It's impossible to jerk it and piss at the same time. Scientists proved it.

you can definitely jerk it as someone pisses on you though

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Brain Curry posted:

that is literally their job and why their bosses funded their campaigns

yeah I know

it is still tone deaf and bad policy's cts

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

Koalas March posted:

:siren: mod challenge?? :siren:

I will probate myself an hour for every person who posts a picture of themselves (I wanna see your face!) Holding up a sign with todays date that says "where is the piss tape"

A guaranteed sixer if one person does it but after that I'm rounding down lol

Timer runs out in 30min

you aint foolin me mr NSA man

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

the piss tape is real, 98 reasons why to follow
2/100

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

logikv9 posted:

there are a few things in this world that are more real than the piss tape

death is probably one

the tape will live on beyond the human race so you're wrong

imagine a superman origin scenario except instead of a baby it's a video of an orange pedophile drinking pee

Notorious R.I.M.
Jan 27, 2004

up to my ass in alligators
https://twitter.com/EricHolthaus/status/913198744107175936

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
if the piss tape is released and within 24 hours somebody isn't projecting the video onto the white house or a building nearby i will be extremely disappointed

BUSH 2112
Sep 17, 2012

I lie awake, staring out at the bleakness of Megadon.

triple sulk posted:

too bad about the actual book

people gushed to me about how good it is but i got about 20 pages in and found it extremely meh

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Mayor Dave posted:

why can't it be both

good point, just checking if im still human and that there are people out there are human too and not this insane...whatever the gently caress this is *points at Trump and republicans*


Weeping Wound posted:

I can feel my brain twisting and contorting in futile attempts to try and not explode over the looming hyperdeath in Puerto Rico and the Virgin Islands :smith:

whatever you do, don't read the NYT article about how american investors leeched the country dry for a few years prior to Maria leaving them at the literal mercy of debtors.

:killing:

DEEP STATE PLOT
Aug 13, 2008

Yes...Ha ha ha...YES!



Koalas March posted:

Hahaha according to hackers it will be released on the :siren: deep web :siren: within the hour

i can only wish we could be so lucky

386-SX 25Mhz VGA
Jan 14, 2003

(C) American Megatrends Inc.,
in the future children will ask what twitter from the history books and we'll tell them it was mainly for dumb famous people but was notably where the piss tape broke

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


radical meme posted:

I'm laughing uncontrollably right now because, back when Bill got a bj in the White House, without any sort of photo or video, every Republican was asking, "how do I explain this to my kids", now, if the piss tape gets aired on the 6 o'clock news, what the loving are they gonna tell their kids about that?

fake news

duh

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

yes but did it occur to you that, TRUMP!

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

jfc

5,000 people for 1.4 million displaced people what the everloving gently caress

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



BUSH 2112 posted:

people gushed to me about how good it is but i got about 20 pages in and found it extremely meh

it's boring as poo poo and gaiman gets dumb nerd worship by the same people that obsess religiously over doctor who and alan moore

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.
deep web takes a look at the piss tape

ehhh I guess we can put this somewhere, next to the horse porn, drugs, child porn, and murder for higher sites

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

Rah! posted:

fake news

duh

the piss is CGI and so is trump. you can see the pixels -alex jones

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

https://twitter.com/kujakupoet/status/913199972279037952

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

listen johnny
,

when a potatoman loves a russian hooker very much, someti

Notorious R.I.M.
Jan 27, 2004

up to my ass in alligators

Agrajag posted:

yes but did it occur to you that, TRUMP!

stfu imho

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.
In order to view the piss tape, please send some bitcoins to my address

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

Yinlock posted:

tbf more attention might be drawn to it if president pisshog wasn't getting everyone's attention by being an unstable rear end in a top hat

Repost this every ten pages for the next four years.

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



did something come up to spur talk of the piss tape

it's been a bit quiet on that front for a while as we just trucked along knowing it was real, in our hearts

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009


5000 were already there right

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

donald trump doesn't care about puerto rican people

THS
Sep 15, 2017

disband the united states military other than as much as we can use it as a catastrophe response force. have the national guard train the regular army for this task. climate change - it's only going to get worse

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

radical meme posted:

I'm laughing uncontrollably right now because, back when Bill got a bj in the White House, without any sort of photo or video, every Republican was asking, "how do I explain this to my kids", now, if the piss tape gets aired on the 6 o'clock news, what the loving are they gonna tell their kids about that?

that trump is just a red blooded man.

they will excuse it because they don't actually care about it being "bad", but about it being trump.

Koalas March
May 21, 2007



triple sulk posted:

did something come up to spur talk of the piss tape

it's been a bit quiet on that front for a while as we just trucked along knowing it was real, in our hearts
It's leaking. That's why the dnd Trump thread is closed

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

Third World Reggin posted:

I have here in my hands a phonograph of Rutherford B. Hayes exclaiming how much he likes to have sex with fruit

RutherFRAUD B Hayes

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euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

hey your base is a disaster area!

your deployed !

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