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Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

:cripes:

stupid question, stupid answer, both reactionary

this was a mistake

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Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

god, remember those halcyon days. gently caress we are all dead.

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

clinton news network

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

The Nastier Nate posted:

Lots of scientists have said we're in the early stages of the next great extinction, we just don't give a poo poo. And even if we did give a poo poo and dropped 99% of our carbon emissions overnight, the damage is already done. And that wouldn't even stem the bleeding cause we'd need to get every other industrialized country on board. And since most of THEM haven't even gotten theirs yet they will give less of a poo poo than we do, which is a pretty minuscule amount of poo poo as previously stated. In essence, we're hosed and at some point in the future we'll have to explain that to our kids.

i think it will be pretty self-evident to the children who survive to wander the planet-wide desert we are creating

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
https://twitter.com/wbaltv11/status/912908486337552385

ShutteredIn
Mar 24, 2005

El Campeon Mundial del Acordeon

would

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004




That's not even like a witch or anything

It's literally a loving normal looking dude

change my name
Aug 27, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!

https://twitter.com/KLobstar/status/913220500670820354

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral

zegermans posted:

good lord

I had to check to see if that was real

I've heard stories about Roy Moore... but.... man

quote:

The last 50 years, Moore argued, have witnessed the tragic removal of God from public life, from schools, from government, something that was never intended under the Constitution’s establishment clause. “There is no such thing as evolution,” he said at one point as he waited for his lunch. Species might adapt to their environment, he continued, but that has nothing to do with the origins of life described in the Bible. “That we came from a snake?” he asked rhetorically. “No, I don’t believe that.”
william jennings bryan and the scopes snake trial

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004


end the loving world right now

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
my preepmums died killing children in vietnam to protect our right to own prison slaves

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

This happens every year doesn't it?

MysteriousStranger
Mar 3, 2016
My "vacation" is a euphemism for war tourism in Ukraine for some "bloody work" to escape my boring techie job and family.

Ask me about my warcrimes.

Mayor Dave posted:

i think it will be pretty self-evident to the children who survive to wander the planet-wide desert we are creating

lol @ having kids

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

start poo poo- get hit

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

The Nastier Nate posted:

Lots of scientists have said we're in the early stages of the next great extinction, we just don't give a poo poo. And even if we did give a poo poo and dropped 99% of our carbon emissions overnight, the damage is already done. And that wouldn't even stem the bleeding cause we'd need to get every other industrialized country on board. And since most of THEM haven't even gotten theirs yet they will give less of a poo poo than we do, which is a pretty minuscule amount of poo poo as previously stated. In essence, we're hosed and at some point in the future we'll have to explain that to our kids.

It was specifically in relation to Puerto Rico. Puerto Rico is hosed, it's not going to get rebuilt. People will leave, they'll be lucky enough to be wealthy enough to live in the rebuilt sections, or they'll live in shantytowns, and that's it. An entire section of the country was devastated, and it's not coming back. The apocalypse has hit America.

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

This happens every year doesn't it?

yeah but normally around halloween

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Epic High Five posted:

That's not even like a witch or anything

It's literally a loving normal looking dude

the attire is of the urban persuasion
:goonsay:

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



I would blow Dane Cook posted:

This happens every year doesn't it?

Every Halloween and right after Obama was elected for some reason

GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007


alnilam
Nov 10, 2009

the bitcoin of weed posted:

what kind of stupid loving question is this

trumbly bumbly boodley doo

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
aint war hell?/???? ahahahhhaaaa

MysteriousStranger
Mar 3, 2016
My "vacation" is a euphemism for war tourism in Ukraine for some "bloody work" to escape my boring techie job and family.

Ask me about my warcrimes.

Epic High Five posted:

That's not even like a witch or anything

It's literally a loving normal looking dude

I mean, killing a witch would be problematic as witches were hated because men hate educated women.

THS
Sep 15, 2017

just gonna repost this

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2b3nWzAFl7c

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
ah sweet another episode of south park thats subtly jerking off republicans wow

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

*holding enlarged picture of sperm representing the trillions that have died in my rear end*

spike, did mookie do the right thing?

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

euphronius posted:

that wasn't the twist

hmm, let me see which one would be the shocking twist

oh wow, zeus hosed an amazon and had a kid?????

oh wow, the romantic interest died at the end?????

oh wow, none of her actions mattered and humans still do war even after ares dies?????

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Lastgirl posted:

ill dispense koans to somali pirates and japanese whalers into their throats with my fist



u have my blessing~

BgRdMchne
Oct 31, 2011


He's Still in Saigon so it checks out.

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
I love that they still get the original Kamen Rider guy back to do movies

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Ares is all of us

Wonder woman is some of us

Therefore ares was destined to win

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Wonder Woman uses her divinity to kill. She's a thrall of Ares for sure

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc


previous rankings, let's get going people

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Mayor Dave posted:

hmm, let me see which one would be the shocking twist

oh wow, zeus hosed an amazon and had a kid?????

oh wow, the romantic interest died at the end?????

oh wow, none of her actions mattered and humans still do war even after ares dies?????

she was Ares all along. she fights herself at the end of the movie

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Epic High Five posted:

Wonder Woman uses her divinity to kill. She's a thrall of Ares for sure

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

euphronius posted:

she was Ares all along. she fights herself at the end of the movie

That sounds incredibly stupid

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Epic High Five posted:

rear end is all of us

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Baller Ina posted:

what if the pisstape is an art flick with a bunch of weird camera cuts

putin submtis it to sundance, hits it big with coastal liberals

piss d'or

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004




The purest connection that two can share is ass2ass

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euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Guy Goodbody posted:

That sounds incredibly stupid

it actually works really well and is compelling imho based on the other character context they give us

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