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Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Epic High Five posted:

I was expecting double schnork, given that ladyschnork has made an appearance

But TRIPLE

Yikes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4pMQv46vz4

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Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



alnilam posted:

Yesterday i made a joke to someone about mike pence gently caress ing a horse and they didn't get it and they were like ummm

what's the world coming to

You can quote me as a source on this

I'm a hoosier

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
https://twitter.com/tomhfh/status/913094142812704768

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004




dat dere super male vitality

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


alnilam posted:

Yesterday i made a joke to someone about mike pence gently caress ing a horse and they didn't get it and they were like ummm

what's the world coming to

i hope u punched that sick filth in the groin

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

it's really fantastic

that that much though and care went into a dumb super hero movie is awesome

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

mormonpartyboat posted:

and sometimes i need some downtime so i put on my morty suit and rick treats me like a morty for a while just like im dumb and stupid like all the people who come into cold stone and ask for a 'large' and then he spanks me and makes me gently caress and i say i dont like it and im not lying because i love it

I'm nowhere near where I need to be mentally to read this post

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Epic High Five posted:

dat dere super male vitality

pretty sure squizzle is piccolo tbh

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

mormonpartyboat posted:

i dont need fiemnism because there was a womnder owmnan movie like 50 yares ago

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Thatim posted:

Bust the knob bret

dont u kno im https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tdyU_gW6WE

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
the wife is gonna go as wonder woman for halloween this year and i think its pretty cool tbh

she really really liked the movie

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Consummate Professional posted:

I'm nowhere near where I need to be mentally to read this post

Exactly what do you think happens on Mormon party boats?

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
https://twitter.com/alexburnsNYT/status/913135489703665665

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

Schnorkles posted:

the wife is gonna go as wonder woman for halloween this year and i think its pretty cool tbh

she really really liked the movie

are you gonna be the bad guy and grow a comically British mustache?

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Epic High Five posted:

At least nobody pretends the Norse pantheon were noble or good

They were all assholes almost without exception

And Loki got hosed by a horse for like a whole year

on purpose tho

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Epic High Five posted:

Exactly what do you think happens on Mormon party boats?

https://twitter.com/OregonZoo/status/913062362487197696

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Zyla posted:

on purpose tho

Ya he could've stopped after that one night, or probably not gotten hosed by the horse at all

But nope

Loki was super into it and welp now I'm convinced he's Pence

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



The Greatship by Robert Reed is cool and good so far

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Consummate Professional posted:

are you gonna be the bad guy and grow a comically British mustache?

i'm going to go as doctor sebastian gorka tbh

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Schnorkles posted:

i'm going to go as doctor sebastian gorka tbh

Study ur suntzu and James adoman

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008


who could have seen this coming, besides anyone with a basic grasp of history

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
Greetings Halloween party.

It is I, GORKA

Denizen_Cons
Oct 15, 2016

mormonpartyboat posted:

im so tired of dealing with mortys why cant i find a family of ricks

It brings a tear to my eye that youre now a rick and morty gan

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

Schnorkles posted:

i'm going to go as doctor sebastian gorka tbh

hahah hell yeah that's a great idea

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
https://twitter.com/ProBirdRights/status/913146567229546496

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
in non-bad movie news, they released the first teaser for annihalation, the adaptation of the first book in the southern reach trilogy

the trilogy, btw, is v. cspam and is a must-read

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufaDurSCKOk

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Mayor Dave posted:

in non-bad movie news, they released the first teaser for annihalation, the adaptation of the first book in the southern reach trilogy

the trilogy, btw, is v. cspam and is a must-read

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufaDurSCKOk

I've been meaning to bump the first one up on my list but it gets such middling reviews

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Epic High Five posted:

Study ur suntzu and James adoman

and learn how to say his god damned name holy poo poo sun zoo pisses me off to no end

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
when rick cums its into a little dick portal so i know its going to hit me but i dont know where its going to hit me from so i have to present my whole spirit as a morty in submission even if im rick at the time

its really sciency and smart you probably wouldnt understand

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Mayor Dave posted:

in non-bad movie news, they released the first teaser for annihalation, the adaptation of the first book in the southern reach trilogy

the trilogy, btw, is v. cspam and is a must-read

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufaDurSCKOk

what book how i read

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

lol silly bird

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

mormonpartyboat posted:

when rick cums its into a little dick portal so i know its going to hit me but i dont know where its going to hit me from so i have to present my whole spirit as a morty in submission even if im rick at the time

its really sciency and smart you probably wouldnt understand

a rick can never be a morty

!!!

I did a thing
Mar 23, 2017

On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

how many movies has this guy been in where russians were the antagonists?

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

/\/ot /\/eil bree/\/ vot ed ba1ls

https://twitter.com/edballs/status/63623585020915713?lang=en

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Zyla posted:

what book how i read

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OpyrUpGeXU8

Dewgy
Nov 10, 2005

~🚚special delivery~📦

Zyla posted:

a rick can never be a morty

!!!

all i'm looking for is a nice mharti to lick my balls so i can go back in time

is that too much to ask

e: i am v intelligent as you can tell from this post

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Mayor Dave posted:

in non-bad movie news, they released the first teaser for annihalation, the adaptation of the first book in the southern reach trilogy

the trilogy, btw, is v. cspam and is a must-read

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufaDurSCKOk

good to see that deep dream is still able to get work

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

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Grizzled Patriarch
Mar 27, 2014

These dentures won't stop me from tearing out jugulars in Thunderdome.



Schnorkles posted:

i'm going to go as doctor sebastian gorka tbh

please rent an entire mens choir to follow you around

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