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You already cheated on your wife in your mind pervert! You may as well file for divorce because you really can't be trusted. Only a matter of time. Also, if you nailed her it would have been all over your work with in a day and ruined your life. Someone would have noticed you were the last one sitting there, so the rumor mill may already be spinning.
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got any sevens posted:Why not cheat? Humans werent monogamous for millennia more diseases now getting warts frozen off your dick is expensive
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Sep 27, 2017 18:50
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how do the words "divorced mother of two" not make your penis turn inside out
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Sep 27, 2017 18:52
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We get to be monogamous now that we don't have to worry about a 50% chance of our mate dying in child birth or being eaten by a monster.
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Sep 27, 2017 18:54
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Putty posted:how do the words "divorced mother of two" not make your penis turn inside out You know she puts out but isnt clingy
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Sep 27, 2017 19:28
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got any sevens posted:You know she puts out but isnt clingy 
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Sep 27, 2017 19:34
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got any sevens posted:Why not cheat? Humans werent monogamous for millennia Prehistoric man also thought an eclipse meant the sun was dying so
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Sep 27, 2017 19:35
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Helluva way to turn that frown upside-down (or sideways - as it were).
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Sep 27, 2017 19:36
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BB Gun Sociopath, join the Marines. Time to graduate from shooting crows and rats. The Marines will teach you many more ways to "free" people and welcome them to American Democracy. They are all about "Freedom" and it sounds like your skills will be a perfect fit for their tasks of spreading "freedom" across the world. Good luck, "freedom-fighter!"
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Sep 27, 2017 19:52
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Nah, cheating is disrespectful to your partner. If you lack such respect that it doesn't matter, why bother being in that relationship? That's disrespecting yourself and your needs. Unless you're a narcissist. Then kill you are self (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Sep 27, 2017 19:58
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At what point is it cheating? When your dick is inside? How about a handjob? How about if you j/o on her? How about if you both keep clothes on and just rub yourselves? Is watching tentacle porn hentai together cheating?
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Sep 27, 2017 20:16
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Neutrino posted:At what point is it cheating? When your dick is inside? How about a handjob? How about if you j/o on her? How about if you both keep clothes on and just rub yourselves? Is watching tentacle porn hentai together cheating? yes, yes, yes, yes, doesn't matter, break up with them anyways.
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Sep 27, 2017 20:23
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Neutrino posted:At what point is it cheating? When your dick is inside? How about a handjob? How about if you j/o on her? How about if you both keep clothes on and just rub yourselves? Is watching tentacle porn hentai together cheating? If you have to rules lawyer it, it's cheating.
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Sep 27, 2017 20:30
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Cheating is basically anything you wouldn't admit to your partner. If you feel like you have to hide intimacy from your partner then that's your starting line.
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Sep 27, 2017 20:33
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Cheating happens when you act on a sexual/emotional urge you know will hurt the other person in your relationship. If you're dating a hosed up idiot who thinks masturbating to porn is cheating, and you know that, then masturbating to porn is cheating. If you're dating someone that thinks it's fine to get a blowjob from a coworker so long as you don't kiss them and you kiss them, then it's cheating. Basically, if your partner thinks it's cheating, then it's cheating.
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Sep 27, 2017 20:34
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Bust Rodd posted:Cheating is basically anything you wouldn't admit to your partner. So when I sharted and my gf asked if I poo poo myself and I said no I was cheating on her without realizing it?
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Sep 27, 2017 20:50
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grumplestiltzkin posted:So when I sharted and my gf asked if I poo poo myself and I said no I was cheating on her without realizing it? Yes. Also when your buddy asked you not to tell your girlfriend he was breaking up with her friend. Cheating.
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Sep 27, 2017 20:56
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If you've posted a fesh in this thread: CHEATING
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Sep 27, 2017 21:03
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So if I blame my farts on the dog technically I'm cheating on her with the dog? Good to know.
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Sep 28, 2017 00:31
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Don't gently caress your dog I don't know why this needs to be said
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Sep 28, 2017 00:32
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Wait, if I am not in a relationship am I cheating?
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Sep 28, 2017 00:36
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STOP loving your dog
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Sep 28, 2017 00:51
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Work goon should have sexed the cougar. More happiness in the world is better and no one is hurt.
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Sep 28, 2017 03:00
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Dark network goon, can't you just report the onion? I'm pretty sure the FBI can do what you can or find someone who can. If you hacked them they might notice and it could blow the whole thing by spooking them into hiding or correcting their security or whatever
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Sep 28, 2017 03:31
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Jastiger posted:Work goon should have sexed the cougar. More happiness in the world is better and no one is hurt. Naaaah gently caress that. You're looking at the confessor possibly getting upset that he cheated on his wife along with making things between him and cougar awkward, never mind cougar's potential feelings about him afterward.
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Sep 28, 2017 03:41
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Probably just don't have an affair, but if you do, definitely never have an affair with anyone you work with. That's a terrible idea that won't end well, specifically for said reasons of feelings and attachment.
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Sep 28, 2017 03:54
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If you also have a weird sexual mishap that embarrasses you, you now have to see that person on a regular basis and of course the other person thinks of whatever bullshit happened whenever they look at you. I guess ask yourself if you are ok interacting with a coworker after one of you shits during anal sex? If the answer is no don't gently caress the coworker.
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Sep 28, 2017 03:58
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Don't gently caress cougars either! No dogs! No cougars! Do I have to make a list for you people???
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Sep 28, 2017 04:03
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fruit on the bottom posted:Don't gently caress cougars either! No dogs! No cougars! Can an anteater tongue my butt if theres no penetration
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Sep 28, 2017 04:07
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yes thats completely fine
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Sep 28, 2017 04:08
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But don't tongue him back!
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Sep 28, 2017 04:08
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fruit on the bottom posted:yes thats completely fine More like ants on the bottom...
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Sep 28, 2017 04:14
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paging Thanks Ants to the thread Thants
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Sep 28, 2017 04:16
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Lol if you arent matuer enough to be professional with a lady you sexed. Who cares, sex it up!
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Sep 28, 2017 04:21
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Jastiger posted:Lol if you arent matuer enough to be professional with a lady you sexed. I always ask for receipt after sex and make sure she knows there's a survey.
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Sep 28, 2017 04:24
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I can tell Jastiger has never had sex with a co-worker. Or at least never good enough that that co-worker developed unrequited feelings for him.
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Sep 28, 2017 04:44
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Solice Kirsk posted:I can tell Jastiger has never had sex with a co-worker. Or at least never good enough that that co-worker developed unrequited feelings for him. How can you tell that?
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Sep 28, 2017 07:07
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I think the idea is that if you had, you wouldn't be recommending such a potentially disastrous course of action? but that's just me, offering my completely unsolicited observation of the exchange and what I figure was meant based on context. Also, I'm probably right. I think that's some number of points in my favour.
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lemon-lyme disease posted:I think the idea is that if you had, you wouldn't be recommending such a potentially disastrous course of action? but that's just me, offering my completely unsolicited observation of the exchange and what I figure was meant based on context. I don't see how that follows. Wouldn't it follow that maybe I HAD and didn't have any disastrous outcomes?
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Yes, that would be the "and he was so bad at it that the coworker just never brought it up again" part.
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