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sincx
Jul 13, 2012

furiously masturbating to anime titties

The best part of that is original filename, shadowofthecolossus.jpg

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coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

abortion tomorrow! #weekend

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Please, theyd never say abortion so bluntly. Itd be "Have an Abooboo #wekend"

My Linux Rig
Mar 27, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 6 years!
here's another comic strip that has good news for you ladies: you can't suffer from depression!

DragQueenofAngmar
Dec 29, 2009

You shall not pass!
I don't even get how that comic is supposed to make his point

what even is his point there

MY PALE GOTH SKIN
Nov 28, 2006


meow
"Men have crushing depression and women only feel kinda sad sometimes" or some other horseshit

DragQueenofAngmar
Dec 29, 2009

You shall not pass!
but like he doesn't even make his point with a cutting remark, it's a comic, he is literally fantasizing and even there he has no rebuttal

My Linux Rig
Mar 27, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 6 years!

DragQueenofAngmar posted:

I don't even get how that comic is supposed to make his point

what even is his point there

:shrug:

Also someone has been spamming the subreddit with links to an invite only subreddit called /r/hatecels

It promises no mods so the posts there must be nutty as hell

Anne Whateley
Feb 11, 2007
:unsmith: i like nice words
Read the t-shirts you guys, it's gotta be an edit or just an anti-incel comic

The Maroon Hawk
May 10, 2008


And yet, he still somehow looks better than what I imagine this same guy looks like in a fedora and a wolf shirt

Like maybe shave the neckbeard but other than that he looks perfectly fine

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax

It was awfully considerate of that totally real person to conspicuously dedicate more of the picture of their own shadow than anything else.

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020

DragQueenofAngmar posted:

I don't even get how that comic is supposed to make his point

what even is his point there

The incel man is wrong - the woman really is suffering from depression and he refuses to recognize it because he's a self-centered misogynist.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Pththya-lyi posted:

The incel man is wrong

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Heres another hot take about incels I just figured out:

They are selfish myopic, navel gazers who over-react to any and all slights, both real and perceived.

Asks a girl out and girl says no = "AAAAGH! Women are all evil vindictive bitches designed to make me feel bad and why won't they gently caress me?!"

Has a zit = "AAAAGH! I am a repulsive acne ridden monster who cannot ever see the light of day. This must be why those shallow bitches won't gently caress me."

Doesn't see other people weeping and gnashing their teeth constantly at the pain of life = "Nobody else feels emotional pain or insecurity of my zit and/or rejection like I do. Therefore they must be perfect and happy all the time. gently caress them all!"

Can't do something well on the first try/Something involves any amount of effort = "AAAARGH! Why bopther, it'll never work, I can never do it, I had better LDAR and it's all their fault."

lazorexplosion
Mar 19, 2016

lazorexplosion
Mar 19, 2016

Incels, learn from my mistake

A few months back, after I finished work, I met an colleague outside of the company. I saw her a few times before, so we said Hi and had a little chitchat. She told me that she was running late for her train when she saw the car key in my hand. She asked me if I could give her a ride and I said yes. So I drove her to the train station, we had a little bit of small talk you know the kind of conversation people have who don’t know each other too well.

I dropped her off and she thanked me, telling me how sweet it was that I gave her a ride. She said if I wanted to grab lunch sometime with her and I answered, sure yes, give me your phone number so we can arrange a meeting. She said she would message me through the company email program. Well its been two months and I’m still waiting.

Now learn from my mistake: I wasted time and money one a female that forgot that she owned me one the moment she came home to her Chad bf. A female is not entitled to your help, especially if she gives you nothing in return.

Barudak
May 7, 2007

The hunter always blames the prey when it escapes

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Do these people understand the idea of doing something as a favour?

The concept of being nice just to be nice? Or in helping people in need?

Instead they are parsing everything as a transaction. "I will drive you to the train station if you give me a lunch date, (of which I will also have expectations), but to pick you up from teh airport costs more.) etc.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


BrigadierSensible posted:

Do these people understand the idea of doing something as a favour?

The concept of being nice just to be nice? Or in helping people in need?

Instead they are parsing everything as a transaction. "I will drive you to the train station if you give me a lunch date, (of which I will also have expectations), but to pick you up from teh airport costs more.) etc.

Look they are not going to carry printers for free, they expect at least a handy for something like that.

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



I'm not sure what point is being demonstrated by photoshopping Kim into the average plastic surgery enhanced South Korean.

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

Pththya-lyi posted:

The incel man is wrong - the woman really is suffering from depression and he refuses to recognize it because he's a self-centered misogynist.

Sort of has to be it.There's no way that's an earnest incel comic. That raincloud hanging over her is a pretty big sign that yeah, she's depressed, for real.

*Is bonding with another person over mutual pain* "Uh, you KNOW you're not really a person and can't possibly have people fe- what, what, what'd I say, what the heck!?"

burial
Sep 13, 2002

actually, that won't be necessary.
Is bag-over-head guy some kind of weird incel thing or? because there were some other comics earlier in the thread with what I thought was the same character. Maybe this is a parody of that?

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


My Linux Rig posted:

Also someone has been spamming the subreddit with links to an invite only subreddit called /r/hatecels

It promises no mods so the posts there must be nutty as hell
There already was /r/incelhate. It was banned from reddit for advocating rape. All the posts there were basically ONLY about killing, enslaving and raping women so I'm guessing it's like that.

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


BrigadierSensible posted:

Do these people understand the idea of doing something as a favour?

The concept of being nice just to be nice? Or in helping people in need?

Instead they are parsing everything as a transaction. "I will drive you to the train station if you give me a lunch date, (of which I will also have expectations), but to pick you up from teh airport costs more.) etc.
That's a philosophy not exclusive to incels though. It's basically the basis of how nice guys think but they still somehow don't know they're misogynistic. I'm betting that almost all incels used to be 'nice guys' in the past.

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

Palpek posted:

That's a philosophy not exclusive to incels though. It's basically the basis of how nice guys think but they still somehow don't know they're misogynistic. I'm betting that almost all incels used to be 'nice guys' in the past.

Pretty sure the Incel is just the second form of that guy.

Or maybe the third. First the niceguy takes the red pill, then he takes the black pill.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)

Palpek posted:

There already was /r/incelhate. It was banned from reddit for advocating rape. All the posts there were basically ONLY about killing, enslaving and raping women so I'm guessing it's like that.

:gonk:

Please, if there are gods, let them strike down these loving creeps and destroy them

It's like the new generation of rapers and dungeon torturers all form communities on the internet first these days. It's so weird and I hate it

Zeruel
Mar 27, 2010

Alert: bad post spotted.
I keep thinking black pill is a euphemism for dick.

Are we sure these guys don't need a little encouragement to come out of the closet?

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
What the hell is nopillow?

Nofap = no fapping
No pillow = dont sleep with pillows?? :psyduck:

Zeruel
Mar 27, 2010

Alert: bad post spotted.
Sleeping with pillows is cope.

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


Maybe some people need a support group to force themselves not to sleep with anime pillows.

Shanghaied
Oct 12, 2004

BIG PAD

quote:

For those of us who wagecel, here's a nice blackpill: Try observing the interactions the women have. in the workplace. Even if she's 2/10 or lower, she will be get all the help she needs by asking other white knight guys. (side note: how do you think that cute receptionist keeps her job despite doing nothing all day?)

"I'm not sure how to do X teehee, can you help me?" [X is easily google-able].

If she looks halfway decent, she barely works at all b/c she has a retinue of beta orbiters who will do anything to make her work day easier b/c they think she'll owe him something later. LOL.

You can tell how easy they have it by constant grin and relaxed demeanor they have, while most of us guys are about to have a breakdown b/c of stress and constant deadlines/pressure.

I ignore every woman at work, and lots of 'em are hot (I work in a huge office building with 500+ people). Not even eye contact lol, because when I do they either act grossed out or just roll their eyes. The best part is that when I don't make eye contact, they get really pissed off and stare at me b/c they're used to friendly warm smiles from all the beta cucks.

Earlier this week one was staring at me so hard that she ran into a wall and dropped her papers. I just walked right past her with a huge grin. Made my loving day.

Just remember boyos -- even professional salaried women have life on easy mode. Despite being independent money-making womanes, they still are hopeless without an army of doting males at their command. And most importantly -- they crave your attention, even if you're a subhuman incel. Your attention is your only power you have over them -- don't give 'em any and watch how pissed they get.

Shanghaied
Oct 12, 2004

BIG PAD


Lmao, just shave your head already.

Shanghaied
Oct 12, 2004

BIG PAD
Q:

quote:

Why is it that the very people who constantly have sex on their mind and talk about sex, sex, and more sex, and nothing else, tell us that sex isn't everything?

A:

quote:

They lack self-awareness. Typically, normies have inflated egos and tend to think of themselves as better than they really are. They aren't aware that they're being hypocritical and redundant, because they're not going to view themselves in that negative way.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Zeruel posted:

Sleeping with pillows is cope.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
Coping is cope.

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

Lol, yeah, it's "normies" who talk about sex too much as a Golden Calf.

More evidence that incels get all their impressions of the world from porn.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

my parents sent me to a semi psych ward, a day hospital, you go there for 5 hours and then u go to your house, it's like a job, i expected crazy people or incels, WRONG, IT'S FULL OF loving FEMALES, FEMALES WITH BOYFRIENDS AND ONE loving SCHIZO CHAD, YES, THIS loving CHAD WAS SCHIZO BECAUSE DRUGS AND HE WAS THERE AND ALL THE GIRLS WERE AROUND HIM, IT WAS THE loving BLACK PILL IN MY FACE, I WAS ALONE AND HE HAD A LOT OF GIRLS AROUND HIM

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DragQueenofAngmar
Dec 29, 2009

You shall not pass!

the person who posted this should legitimately be locked up

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