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Corky Romanovsky
Oct 1, 2006

Soiled Meat

Agean90 posted:

buying it will be mandatory and linked to your SSN, leading to a hacking incident where the movie and porn purchasing habits of millions are stolen by hackers

And any encrypted packets not to Netflix/YouTube/etc will be used as grounds for suspicion.

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ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

truth be told i wanted this to be good when i saw it but my heart yearns to blunt the disappointment

tower time
Jul 30, 2008




Nationalize all internet to be run through the US post office

Corky Romanovsky
Oct 1, 2006

Soiled Meat

anime was right posted:

pretty sure i need healthcare over better internet but thats just me, idk

How will you enroll in ObamaCare without internet? This is a healthcare access issue first and foremost.

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
thank you suck zone for keeping your vortex strong and blessed to keep all the D&D posters anchored foreverially like lost wandering souls being bitter and salty and never making funny original jokes :pray:

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
the real suck zone was the j/o buds we made along the way

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

lmbo

Corky Romanovsky
Oct 1, 2006

Soiled Meat

tower time posted:

Nationalize all internet to be run through the US post office

Japan has nationalized/monopolized fiber and telephone lines, you subscribe to the line and you also subscribe to an ISP for access to the internet at large.

That sort of set up allows ISPs to actually compete in terms of speed, user support, email, web hosting, etc.

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/ProBirdRights/status/890353052938457088
can't argue with that, let's get some human killing goin on

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


Office Pig posted:

https://twitter.com/ProBirdRights/status/890353052938457088
can't argue with that, let's get some human killing goin on

Birdie!!!!

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
birds of flight get to live in the heavenly palace of the divine simurgh, the ostrich and the cassowary gets stuck with the rest of us and will promptly devour our brains

Frijolero
Jan 24, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo
https://youtu.be/_ft37338Okc

WhiskeyJuvenile
Feb 15, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
I have a rotator cuff tear and tennis elbow but fortunately it's my non-posting arm

Nanomashoes
Aug 18, 2012

https://twitter.com/Rhizzone_Txt/status/843142454740058112

ThndrShk2k
Nov 3, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo
Bread Liar

anime was right posted:

pretty sure i need healthcare over better internet but thats just me, idk
Doctors need webMD

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

anime was right posted:

pretty sure i need healthcare over better internet but thats just me, idk

download meds faster

Rand alPaul
Feb 3, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo

Looking forward to Public Private Partnership that ends up loving everyone over.

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

got any sevens posted:

download meds faster

you wouldn't download a thanatron

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Willa Rogers posted:

comcast was the largest donor to the dem convention last year.

the dems proposal will entail a tv cable package for the low rate of $150/month, noncancellable into perpetuity.

I hate this loving country and I wish I lived in almost any other western country

comedyblissoption
Mar 15, 2006

the dnc will be willing to give public private partnerships for telecomms infrastructure and means tested public subsidies to comcast, but in exchange the dnc must compromise and kill net neutrality

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

Lastgirl posted:

funny original jokes


i dont know what this is

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

Lastgirl posted:

thank you suck zone for keeping your vortex strong and blessed to keep all the D&D posters anchored foreverially like lost wandering souls being bitter and salty and never making funny original jokes :pray:

Only registered members can see post attachments!

Lessail
Apr 1, 2011

:cry::cry:
tell me how vgk aren't playing like shit again
:cry::cry:
p.s. help my grapes are so sour!

I swear I remember Obama talking about this during the 2012 campaign

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


Willa Rogers posted:

comcast was the largest donor to the dem convention last year.

the dems proposal will entail a tv cable package for the low rate of $150/month, noncancellable into perpetuity.

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

Easily the best av + linked image combo I've ever seen.:allears:

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

nazis oughtta take pointers from the democrats they're really good at inspiring hate

or they could not, and just die, along with the democrats, just die you fuckers

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

i wish we had a jeremy corbyn

galenanorth
May 19, 2016

Lessail posted:

I swear I remember Obama talking about this during the 2012 campaign

I did some digging for 15 minutes and found that it was a 2008 promise involving plain "true broadband". This Politifact page details the promise and what became of it. I also found an interesting editorial from

It comes out against "high speed broadband" in favor of 2 Mbps in terms of doing this for economic reasons as a nationwide investment.

galenanorth has issued a correction as of 08:56 on Sep 28, 2017

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

anime was right posted:

pretty sure i need healthcare over better internet but thats just me, idk

if you cant make do with webmd, you dont deserve healthcare

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Uncle Wemus posted:

i wish we had a jeremy corbyn

His recent troll speech targeting right wing rags like the Daily Mail was really amazing, "Never have so many trees died in vain"

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

People like to bring up executions for witchcraft, but Saudi Arabia is a country where men can rape their domestic servants with impunity. Any woman who could drive a car would have to be related to royalty in the first place to have the privilege to even possess a car - and that's if her family would even allow it.

tower time
Jul 30, 2008




Come now, every modern nation struggles with the problem of how to balance the freedom of movement with the danger of citizens making lurid bargains with the djinn.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
it's important to remember that Hillary sold them thirty billion dollars worth of weapons

comedyblissoption
Mar 15, 2006

can someone name the probability that the clinton global foundation receives another large donation from the house of saud

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy

Joementum posted:

it's important to remember that Hillary sold them thirty billion dollars worth of weapons

start your siege engines!

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




tower time posted:

Come now, every modern nation struggles with the problem of how to balance the freedom of movement with the danger of citizens making lurid bargains with the djinn.

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

gradenko_2000 posted:

start your siege engines!

Koalas March
May 21, 2007



start your euthanasia coasters!!

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Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




im riding the greatest euthanasia coaster of all..........a lil ride called the world

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