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Jastiger posted:I don't see how that follows. Wouldn't it follow that maybe I HAD and didn't have any disastrous outcomes? Speculating, again, but wasn't the implication that the only way to avoid the near-inevitable unrequited affection likely resulting from the casual loving of a desperate and/or really into you co-worker is to head it off by being a really unsatisfying lay? I mean, that could maybe lead to non-disastrous outcomes but it doesn't make you look great. I AM NOT SAYING YOU AREN'T GREAT, I'm just interpreting. e: Beaten, and without having to use even one 43-word sentence.
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I thought the implication was that the act itseld would somehow destroy everything just by it happening, quality of lay not withstanding. That is what i disagree with. Plus it likely wouldnt matter, if shes desperate, the fact it happened would probably be sufficient and a good time regardless.
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# ? Sep 28, 2017 08:30 |
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Jastiger posted:I thought the implication was that the act itseld would somehow destroy everything just by it happening, quality of lay not withstanding. That is what i disagree with. He was already feeling guilty about his wife though. Imagine how he'd feel if he went through with it
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# ? Sep 28, 2017 08:32 |
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Awesome? He did a good deed for another and had fun doing it
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# ? Sep 28, 2017 08:36 |
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HerStuddMuffin posted:Yes, that would be the "and he was so bad at it that the coworker just never brought it up again" part. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4e9s6IN7REM
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# ? Sep 28, 2017 09:23 |
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Ah yes, cheating on your wife, often called "a good deed" by normal people who are in no way broken
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# ? Sep 28, 2017 11:26 |
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Jastiger posted:Awesome? Is this some weird belief you've clung to to get over your own wife cheating on you or what?
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# ? Sep 28, 2017 12:21 |
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yeah I eat rear end posted:Is this some weird belief you've clung to to get over your own wife cheating on you or what? And she cheated on him while she was visiting the south. Now it all makes sense.
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# ? Sep 28, 2017 12:27 |
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Don't cheat on your wife. Just goto /r/milfs and goto town. Porn is OK, cheating is not
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# ? Sep 28, 2017 12:41 |
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Is it cheating if you pay for it?
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# ? Sep 28, 2017 12:56 |
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Is it cheating if your dog can't consent
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facebook jihad posted:Is it cheating if you pay for it? Nah, if you paying for it it really is just the P in the V you looking for, not the emotional connection that most women see as cheating. Granted cheating is cheating, but paying for it shows at least for the male he values the emotional connection with his wife.
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half coke half diet posted:Nah, if you paying for it it really is just the P in the V you looking for, not the emotional connection that most women see as cheating. Granted cheating is cheating, but paying for it shows at least for the male he values the emotional connection with his wife. no i'm pretty sure banging a hooker will still make your wife mad.
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# ? Sep 28, 2017 13:12 |
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Audax posted:Is it cheating if your dog can't consent
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# ? Sep 28, 2017 13:15 |
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yeah I eat rear end posted:no i'm pretty sure banging a hooker will still make your wife mad.
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# ? Sep 28, 2017 13:17 |
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yeah I eat rear end posted:no i'm pretty sure banging a hooker will still make your wife mad. Of that there is no doubt and make no mistake it is still cheating. The difference between a hooker and a side chick is the emotional connection between the later. Most time that hurts waaaayyyy more than just loving a hot chick for money
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# ? Sep 28, 2017 13:18 |
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Just ask your wife if you can bang a whore
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# ? Sep 28, 2017 13:21 |
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Fartbox posted:Just ask your wife if you can bang a whore Communication is key to a healthy relationship
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# ? Sep 28, 2017 13:35 |
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I think the only logical step is to just open up the relationship. Tried and true results and avoids all the drama of "cheating."
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# ? Sep 28, 2017 13:44 |
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If you're married for 40 or 50 years and you only slip up once or twice, that's still pretty good. Right?
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# ? Sep 28, 2017 13:47 |
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In the grand scheme of things, sexing a cougar and making her happy is a small blip in the moral universe. Bringing that kind of happiness into that womans life means a lot more to her than any "harm" caused by "outrage"
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# ? Sep 28, 2017 14:04 |
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Outrage isn't the problem. The real life consequences (lost job, divorce) is the problem. If you're gonna cheat, don't make it with someone you work with.
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# ? Sep 28, 2017 14:06 |
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Please reconsider whether "Cheating on your wife is the moral thing to do" is the hill you want to die on
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# ? Sep 28, 2017 14:06 |
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Jastiger dies on weird hills all the time. He's the Cuthbert Allgood of SA.
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# ? Sep 28, 2017 14:08 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:Jastiger dies on weird hills all the time. He's the Cuthbert Allgood of SA. nice
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Solice Kirsk posted:Outrage isn't the problem. The real life consequences (lost job, divorce) is the problem. If you're gonna cheat, don't make it with someone you work with. Why not? It brings more camaraderie to the workplace and builds better bonds. Sex doesn't have to be this weird thing, it can just be something ya'll did one time. NBD.
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# ? Sep 28, 2017 14:33 |
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Is this thread full of people who have their troll-detectors turned off or what? Jastiger is clearly doing a bit.
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# ? Sep 28, 2017 14:37 |
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.better hope that cougar you pity poked doesn't tell everyone in the office you have to sit down to piss
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Jastiger posted:Why not? It brings more camaraderie to the workplace and builds better bonds. Sex doesn't have to be this weird thing, it can just be something ya'll did one time. NBD. I take exactly the same view about killing my colleagues' annoying pets. It boosts morale incalculably.
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# ? Sep 28, 2017 16:03 |
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Son of Man posted:.better hope that cougar you pity poked doesn't tell everyone in the office you have to sit down to piss Lol if you think that makes you LESS desirable.
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Solice Kirsk posted:Jastiger dies on weird hills all the time. He's the Cuthbert Allgood of SA.
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# ? Sep 28, 2017 16:33 |
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quote:I wore Jnco jeans all through high school and still have to wear them to this day. I have a very oddly shaped body due to a genetic issue and a car accident when I was a kid. I know how you feel, I can't keep up with modern pants styles because my balls are simply too large My wife tried to get me to wear hipster jeans once but one look at how clearly-outlined each of my individual testicles was through the denim was enough to put a stop to that quote:Hi, I posted some time ago about being bugged and tearing up my walls and finding evidence of listening devices. I mean you're aware that someone who drives a yellow Beetle and lives in your neighborhood and drives to and from a 9-5 job every day would probably pass by you around that time every day, right but I don't know what wall lobsters are so I can't comment on that one Anyway he enclosed a phone and email which are encrypted by some cipher or other, as in they have punctuation in them and the email ends in ".4". I'm still hesitant to post them. Send me a PM if you want them. e: oh, and there's a picture attachment of some kind of muscular owlman seen through a car windshield (which is obviously how you "walk")
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# ? Sep 28, 2017 18:24 |
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Wow these were some weird confessions today
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# ? Sep 28, 2017 18:32 |
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loquacius posted:I know how you feel, I can't keep up with modern pants styles because my balls are simply too large Cockroaches perhaps? It's all just another day in the life of a TI (targeted individual) Vague "government forces" that want "something" from an absolute nobody. You missed your chance loquacius, this is prime seek therapy territory. Of course they won't, as the therapist is just another tool of the government. Do you want to feel sad for the mentally ill? Take an hour to see what TIs are putting themselves through. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62s3FinAoC0
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# ? Sep 28, 2017 18:40 |
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Jastiger posted:Work goon should have sexed the cougar. More happiness in the world is better and no one is hurt. Dead right, gay as anything, should have smashed her back doors in and wiped his dick on the curtains.
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Indolent Bastard posted:You missed your chance loquacius, this is prime seek therapy territory. Of course they won't, as the therapist is just another tool of the government. Yeah my conclusion on this one was that if it's real they won't listen to anything I have to say, I just pointed out the thing about how the car is totally normal because I knew somebody else would anyway
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# ? Sep 28, 2017 18:45 |
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Wall lobsters are the meth equivalent of cockroaches: bigger, more psychotic, way more noise, and obviously aren't there when you've dug through the wall looking for them.
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# ? Sep 28, 2017 18:56 |
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monkeytennis posted:Dead right, gay as anything, should have smashed her back doors in and wiped his dick on the curtains. No. Always be respectful. Jesus Christ, show her a good time, don't make it abput you.
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monkeytennis posted:Dead right, gay as anything, should have smashed her back doors in and wiped his dick on the curtains. I'm beginning to think gbs probably isn't a great place to come to for advice
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# ? Sep 28, 2017 19:04 |
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GBS gives the best advice because it costs $10 to post here so you know you're not talking to just some miscreant off the street without two $5s to rub together.
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