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Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

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Burkion
May 10, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
but are they dead

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost
And with strange chyrons even dead may die

cnut
May 3, 2016

Checks out.

Byzantine
Sep 1, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 3 days!

Tiggum posted:

Is "some people are more oppressed than others" really such a difficult concept?



Benefiting from straight male privilege

Mister Mind
Mar 20, 2009

I'm not a real doctor,
But I am a real worm;
I am an actual worm
White Man Is the White Man of the World.

Croccers
Jun 15, 2012
Millennials are killing the Dark Souls of the Straight White Man Privilege industry.

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

Bertrand Hustle posted:

Also lol that a blind billionaire still lands firmly in oppressed territory. -750 for being blind, Jesus.
Poor Stevie Wonder

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Collateral Damage posted:

Poor Stevie Wonder

Stevie Wonder Is Not Blind: The Truthers' Case

uvar
Jul 25, 2011

Avoid breathing
radioactive dust.
College Slice


(Opinion piece about getting students more interested in science)

Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.
Pozzed with curiosity and critical thinking skills.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

I've seen Alien. :colbert:

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012

I'm just imagining some blind football prodigy went Daredevil on their asses.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS


https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/854076/homeless-are-scoffing-town-s-pigeons-PCSO-claims

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Darth Walrus posted:

I'm just imagining some blind football prodigy went Daredevil on their asses.

That deaf dumb blind kid sure plays a mean football.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

They're EATING them!

And then they're gonna EAT me!

Oh my Gooooooooood

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Sounds like a win-win to me. Just make sure they're properly cooked

Pakled
Aug 6, 2011

WE ARE SMART
I like how they see "the homeless are reduced to eating vermin" and think "loving moochers."

Pleads
Jun 9, 2005

pew pew pew


Ratspeaker posted:



CNN, you play a lot of dumb poo poo, but this was something special

This is a big extrapolation from RT's latest piece on Russia's impressive rail network.

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

Pleads posted:

This is a big extrapolation from RT's latest piece on Russia's impressive rail network.

Never seen that before but I enjoy the speculation of "why isn't the former KGB agent more socially gregarious!?"

Pakled posted:

I like how they see "the homeless are reduced to eating vermin" and think "loving moochers."

Its kinda our version of the Fox News bit of "most poor people have fridges!?"

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Phlegmish posted:

That deaf dumb blind kid sure plays a mean football.

:golfclap: I appreciate this.

Tardigrade
Jul 13, 2012

Half arthropod, half marshmallow, all cute.
Carrot-coloured sports car tempts Vitus the donkey

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-41418556

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

So in Britain, "mooching" is when you capture and kill a wild animal to feed yourself, while "hunting" is when a group of inbred elites in fancy costumes chase down a caged-raised fox on horseback.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
I'm really struggling to connect the dots on the eating pigeons=more booze for hobos theory

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.

Aesop Poprock posted:

I'm really struggling to connect the dots on the eating pigeons=more booze for hobos theory

They don't have to spend money on food if food is just freely available in the form of pigeons.

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

Feral Pigeons (i.e. your common rear end in a top hat city pigeon) are basically just rats with wings, so if people want to kill and eat them they can go right ahead.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

SpacePig posted:

They don't have to spend money on food if food is just freely available in the form of pigeons.

Does Britain not have soup kitchens etc for the poor? I don't think homeless people in America with no income are generally forced to eat pigeons unless they really like them

Rough Lobster
May 27, 2009

Don't be such a squid, bro
I'm imagining it's hard to get a satisfactory meal in a soup kitchen. Probably enough to sustain yourself, but you'll still have the belly rumbles. I'd probably supplement it with some free and easy vitamin P too.

Anyway gently caress city pigeons regardless. They have no fear of man. The giant megapigeons in NYC won't move out of your way on the sidewalk like "go on motherfucker I dare you to step on me".

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020

Is that lady ... jealous of the pigeon-eaters?

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012

Aesop Poprock posted:

Does Britain not have soup kitchens etc for the poor? I don't think homeless people in America with no income are generally forced to eat pigeons unless they really like them

You need to be referred to a food-bank, and not everyone will be willing or able to go through the application process.

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

Also that article is just another piece of garbage printed by the British tabloid dumpster fire, meant to elicit a gasping response from its pearl-clutching readers.

bitterandtwisted
Sep 4, 2006




The Express is the worst thing ever published by a porn baron

Sakurazuka
Jan 24, 2004

NANI?

Literally the only time I've ever seen anyone even pretend to care about pigeons dying.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



MizPiz posted:

So in Britain, "mooching" is when you capture and kill a wild animal to feed yourself, while "hunting" is when a group of inbred elites in fancy costumes chase down a caged-raised fox on horseback.

Solution, British homeless people should eat anyone with Sir/Lady in front of their name. Slaughter them humanely using guillotines.

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Phlegmish posted:

Solution, British homeless people should eat anyone with Sir/Lady in front of their name. Slaughter them humanely using guillotines.

Paul McCartney looks like he'd be a bit stringy.

I wonder how many sausages you get out of Ken Dodd or Patrick Stewart. :v:

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Sakurazuka posted:

Literally the only time I've ever seen anyone even pretend to care about pigeons dying.

Mike Tyson would beat the poo poo out of you for that statement

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Sakurazuka posted:

Literally the only time I've ever seen anyone even pretend to care about pigeons dying.

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

Assuming there's even a sliver of truth in the article (there probably isn't), they don't give a poo poo about the pigeons. Their concern is that "the unworthy" (homeless, jobless, immigrants, etc) aren't allowed their nose an inch above the mud.

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Lakedaimon
Jan 11, 2007

I used to work in a downtown area and I came across bird carcasses all the time which weirded me out, sometimes just bones or even a severed head. Always just assumed it was a whole variety of things like getting hit by cars or feral cats or some lazy person throwing chicken bones on the ground or whatever. Never imagined a ridiculous scenario like that.

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