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jerry seinfel
Jun 25, 2007


brugroffil posted:

Just the dumbest possible move he could have made.

TRUMP!!

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TotalHell
Feb 22, 2005

Roman Reigns fights CM Punk in fantasy warld. Lotsa violins, so littl kids cant red it.


wehn will trump accuse another person of piss tape, finally cementing pisstape as 100% real and about to surface

I did a thing
Mar 23, 2017

On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin
would def spend a day traveling to DC to pick up a dead drop physical copy of the piss tape

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer

ryan you loving simpering weasel bitch

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


sloppo posted:

would def spend a day traveling to DC to pick up a dead drop physical copy of the piss tape

c-spam field trip

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
piss trump

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Monkey Fracas posted:

ryan you loving simpering weasel bitch

i think the thing circulating around post moore winning in Alabama is really, really scary for leadership. Their own party wants them gone.

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Nichael posted:

kind of, yes. a lot of nazi boys seem to do it. it's bizarre and I don't really have an explanation for it

why explain it

just sucker punch them when they do it, any luck their tongues might be bitten clean off mid sentence and they would never have to spew hateful rhetoric smugly and cozily ever again

MysteriousStranger
Mar 3, 2016
My "vacation" is a euphemism for war tourism in Ukraine for some "bloody work" to escape my boring techie job and family.

Ask me about my warcrimes.

cargo cult posted:

to save us from Muslim Obama and ISIS fearsome force projection capabilities*. Putin is the only one willing to say Radical Islamic Terrorism

It's worse than that. These guys hated the Russians when communists were going around suppressing Christianity and pointing out that for all we said, the west was really loving horrible when it came to gays, minorities, and women.

When the west changed on those issues specifically to combat the spread of communism in third world countries things shifted. And now that the west goes around giving birth control to third world countries while talking about abortion, and also denying aid to nations that are anti gay / pro traditional marriage we've morphed into the monster they used to hate. So now they are actively rooting for countries that will take down the west for the same reason they hated the Russians.

We've just sort of ignored that this was going on despite them screaming about it at the top of their lungs. And this isn't going away even if Trump is impeached.

I did a thing
Mar 23, 2017

On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

Monkey Fracas posted:

ryan you loving simpering weasel bitch

i'd be afraid of IRON STACHE too, if he were coming for my job.

J. P. Beagley
Apr 11, 2008

I'd like something VERY funny to happen today, tia

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Lastgirl posted:

why explain it

just sucker punch them when they do it, any luck their tongues might be bitten clean off mid sentence and they would never have to spew hateful rhetoric smugly and cozily ever again

:hai:

Man Musk
Jan 13, 2010

“I just wanted to say, though, on health care, we have the votes for health care. We have one senator that's in the hospital. He can't vote because he's in the hospital. He can't vote because he's in the hospital. We have two other votes that are coming and we will have them, but the problem is we can't have them by Friday because of reconciliation ends on Friday, so we'll have to do it in January or February. But I feel we have the votes; I'm almost certain we have the votes. But with one man in the hospital, we cannot display that we have them. Plus, some people want to go through a process just to make themselves feel better. That's okay.”

30 TO 50 FERAL HOG
Mar 2, 2005





mods?

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


gonna hide the piss tape in my rear end if that's what it takes

Bouillon Rube
Aug 6, 2009


brugroffil posted:

does anyone have the og :thunk: smilie that was so horribly and hilariously crafted?

I bet Edward Balls has it

Yes here it is

I did a thing
Mar 23, 2017

On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.



are these Ben Garrison's?

e: nm. i should probably read the previous 309489023 pages before i post each time i check back. but i won't.

I did a thing has issued a correction as of 16:55 on Sep 28, 2017

Mao Zedong Thot
Oct 16, 2008


Good soup! posted:

dad i want to grow up one day and be QB for the cleveland reds, I say under my family's giant oil painting of stalin

you know people have been saying the nfl has denied kaepernick a job for like 200 days

well what about me i've been denied an nfl job for 34 years!

stuffed crust punk
Oct 8, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Oiled and Ready posted:

What a crock of piss

lmfao yeah me neither

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer

Dr Cheeto posted:

rly weird how many Republicans are pro-brain damage

hmmmmm :thunk:

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


MysteriousStranger posted:

It's worse than that. These guys hated the Russians when communists were going around suppressing Christianity and pointing out that for all we said, the west was really loving horrible when it came to gays, minorities, and women.

When the west changed on those issues specifically to combat the spread of communism in third world countries things shifted. And now that the west goes around giving birth control to third world countries while talking about abortion, and also denying aid to nations that are anti gay / pro traditional marriage we've morphed into the monster they used to hate. So now they are actively rooting for countries that will take down the west for the same reason they hated the Russians.

We've just sort of ignored that this was going on despite them screaming about it at the top of their lungs. And this isn't going away even if Trump is impeached.

I think people on many sides... many sides... don't really have allegiances to nations, but to ideologies, thoughts, or feelings. So it's obvious to me that the Russian collusion issue will never really change the minds of Donny's supporters. They are fundamentally okay with working with Russia, a far right nation that does right by Jesus when it bashes gays.

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
https://twitter.com/people/status/913399980731375617

uhhhh loving what? who signed THAT off?

quote:

One of Hefner's earliest dirt-bag moves was screwing over sexy sweetheart Marilyn Monroe. In 1953, the Gentlemen Prefer Blondes star became Playboy magazine's first "playmate of the month." For Monroe, this was not the honor Hefner chalks it up to be. Reportedly without her permission, he acquired and printed a photo from a nude calendar the actress had posed for in the past. Monroe was paid $50 at the original photo shoot. Hef paid the calendar makers $500 for the rights.

afaik she never saw a loving penny

Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin

Monkey Fracas posted:

ryan you loving simpering weasel bitch

the flipside of having elected officials be puppets of thinktanks kinda owns

they're career sycophants and watching them debase themselves, over and over, on the record... it brings me some amount of contentm- piss tape is real

I did a thing
Mar 23, 2017

On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

whoever sold the plot

quote:

Hefner, who died at the age of 91 on Wednesday, purchased the plot 25 years ago for $75,000.

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015



he bought the crypt next to hers a long time ago because he's a creepy weirdo

mags
May 30, 2008

I am a congenital optimist.
pence is gonna be live soon https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QsQT9rU5ess

Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin

Nichael posted:

kind of, yes. a lot of nazi boys seem to do it. it's bizarre and I don't really have an explanation for it

i think it's a only-amateur-trained person's physical manifestation of wrangling the emotion you're feeling into acceptable words

i think i do it when i'm explaning something at work and trying not to swear



the difference being that this dude is choking down his urge to drop n-bombs

mags
May 30, 2008

I am a congenital optimist.

audio only apparently? that's odd

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


tfw the (((lads))) ask how long they're going to be in Afghanistan for

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

mormonpartyboat posted:

https://twitter.com/people/status/913399980731375617

uhhhh loving what? who signed THAT off?


afaik she never saw a loving penny

Heffmer did when he bought the plot or mausoleum (I forget which) next to hers back in like the 90s, iirc.

stuffed crust punk
Oct 8, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

brugroffil posted:

does anyone have the og :thunk: smilie that was so horribly and hilariously crafted?

I bet Edward Balls has it

I did a thing
Mar 23, 2017

On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

glad to see the VP doing what the P should be doing.

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011



Him? Is he... horsey or something?

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar
Hugh Hefner dying is completely my fault, early in the day yesterday I was watching a "history of Get Smart" video and Hef randomly made an appearance, which I thought was weird, so the fact I saw it and thought that led to his death, sorry about all of this

ed balls is alive though

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



wow hef sounds liek a poo poo

Al-Saqr
Nov 11, 2007

One Day I Will Return To Your Side.
can we please start putting Google people into socialist re-education camps and gulags already?

https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2017/sep/28/artificial-intelligence-god-anthony-levandowski

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


Secretary Tillerson and Chinese Vice Premier Liu Yandong Chat Before a Working Breakfast for the U.S.- China Social & Cultural Dialogue by U.S. Department of State, on Flickr
Secretary Tillerson Meets With Chinese Vice Premier Liu Yandong in Washington by U.S. Department of State, on Flickr

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


punchymcpunch posted:

wow hef sounds liek a poo poo

dude with teenage sex mansion is a poo poo??


Al-Saqr posted:

can we please start putting Google people into socialist re-education camps and gulags already?

https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2017/sep/28/artificial-intelligence-god-anthony-levandowski

blue ending of mass effect sucked

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GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
Even listening to Mike Pence is really loving tough.

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