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Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
me and squizzle occasionally play gnostic battleship

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pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib
Fun fact about prayer, Jesus only ever prays once in the bible and it's the night before he gets killed soooooooo, prayer doesn't really have a good track record.

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Al! posted:

i appreciate the warning but i dont care about spoilers like at all

Zelda is one of the few games where I'd say avoiding spoilers is a good idea. Not story spoilers, it barely has a story. But the whole thing of the game is exploration. Accidentally wandering into a thing or seeing something on the horizon and going for it. If you start out your first playthrough saying, "OK, I should unlock X and Y first, they're over by the ice mountain so I'll need to get the ice clothes from..." damages that experience.

Dr_0ctag0n
Apr 25, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 14 days!

pathetic little tramp posted:

Fun fact about prayer, Jesus only ever prays once in the bible and it's the night before he gets killed soooooooo, prayer doesn't really have a good track record.

That's because he didn't pray to Satan.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qd5MqjvhW9c

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
https://twitter.com/dirak_/status/913428874993823749

a messed up horse
Mar 11, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

Guy Goodbody posted:

Zelda is one of the few games where I'd say avoiding spoilers is a good idea. Not story spoilers, it barely has a story. But the whole thing of the game is exploration. Accidentally wandering into a thing or seeing something on the horizon and going for it. If you start out your first playthrough saying, "OK, I should unlock X and Y first, they're over by the ice mountain so I'll need to get the ice clothes from..." damages that experience.

Yeah. The only advice I'd give is to follow the story to the point where you unlock the camera. After that, just go loving nuts and do literally whatever you want.

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





zegermans posted:

Also fire weapons that don't explode until your brother can give you a hopeless and haunting final look

my one weakness

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





thankfully, i...

have no brother :smuggo:

Rocks
Dec 30, 2011


seems fine to me, YouTube needs to make money somehow

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.
when I was a horny teenager someone gave me a few Playboys from their dad's stash

when my mom found them she started to yell at me until I said "at least now you know I'm not gay"

then she just kinda stopped and walked away

that's my Hef memorial story, thanks for reading

FormerPoster
Aug 5, 2004

Hair Elf

mormonpartyboat posted:

i never went back to that milk bar again
You're crazy, the milk you buy there gives you infinite magic

GobiasIndustries posted:

Yeah. The only advice I'd give is to follow the story to the point where you unlock the camera. After that, just go loving nuts and do literally whatever you want.

This is good advice. Getting your slate maxed out at the lab is good early on too (throw bombs faster, track stuff better, that kind of poo poo) but the game is set up so you can do whatever you want when you want and it doesn't give a gently caress about it.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

pathetic little tramp posted:

Fun fact about prayer, Jesus only ever prays once in the bible and it's the night before he gets killed soooooooo, prayer doesn't really have a good track record.

he also calls out public shows of prayer as hypocrisy

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

skaboomizzy posted:

when I was a horny teenager someone gave me a few Playboys from their dad's stash

when my mom found them she started to yell at me until I said "at least now you know I'm not gay"

then she just kinda stopped and walked away

that's my Hef memorial story, thanks for reading

just lmao if you didn't find your porn in the woods growing up

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005








This movie has a scene where a parapalegic former soldiers beats up an alien with his prosthetic legs.

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



zegermans posted:

have you not seen the hit movie "Battleship" where the climactic scene is them literally playing a game of battleship against aliens?

no but since you vouch for it ill check it out

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 3 days!

UFOTofuTacoCat posted:

hyou talking about the one made from clay or whatever, like a picture of a real actual thing?

I don't have it with me, it's on my home posting station.

No the one 2cats originally bought but the background masking and the resolution were all messed up

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





public shows of prayer by people living lives their prayer--gently caress i had belie here but that doesn't actually work, diction-wise, though it does work in every other arena; gently caress gently caress gently caress

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

skaboomizzy posted:

when I was a horny teenager someone gave me a few Playboys from their dad's stash

when my mom found them she started to yell at me until I said "at least now you know I'm not gay"

then she just kinda stopped and walked away

that's my Hef memorial story, thanks for reading

i read this and felt heart warmed

Serf
May 5, 2011


FizFashizzle posted:

This movie has a scene where a parapalegic former soldiers beats up an alien with his prosthetic legs.

battleship is a masterpiece of modern cinema

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
https://twitter.com/RudyHavenstein/status/913438893113872384

deadwing
Mar 5, 2007

Still lmao at Trump waiving the Jones act for ten whole days when PR's ports are already jammed full of shipping containers that can't be unloaded due to road conditions and PR was asking for it being waived for a year

Lmao

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

FizFashizzle posted:

This movie has a scene where a parapalegic former soldiers beats up an alien with his prosthetic legs.

yah it's a really good movie

boethius
Jul 10, 2001

Space bunnies have three ears


the good old double bucket

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





at least now you know im not straight, mom, lol, worry your little head no longer over all the teen pregnancies i would have created, lol

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
Imagine if Hugh Hefner had always been interested in age-appropriate women, and the magazine had reflected his interests.

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
Either highschoolers or hobos or maybe both had a place over the fence behind the preschool in my neighborhood where they'd apparently drink and look at porn because when my cousins & I found it the first time there were beer bottles and gross dirty blankets and porn magazines. That's how young'uns should be introduced to porn.

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

lmfao america is sooo hosed

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





oh you found my nazi jugend meeting flier?? oh how embarrassing------at least you know im of the master race, mom

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

deadwing posted:

Still lmao at Trump waiving the Jones act for ten whole days when PR's ports are already jammed full of shipping containers that can't be unloaded due to road conditions and PR was asking for it being waived for a year

Lmao

it was just 10 days ?


:hmbol:

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





oh my god i can't believe you went snooping through my things, mom! my mensa handbook is secret and personal. my notes ar e my own

but aren't you glad you're sure your child isn't a loving retadr now :smug:

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
TRUMP

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

awesome

now make a KNEEL logo, white shirt with the ISIS flag bleeding through the text

i have to communic8 in brands, its the only way in this corporate american world

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib

uh i mean you're kind of using youtube for its ease of marketing, video tools, etc etc.

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





i could go for more but gently caress you really

you too schnorkles jfc

Robert Plant
Jan 6, 2015

Yo in a good world Scorsese would acquiring the Hef movie rights as we speak

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

wtg marine good job

u dun fukt up

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


Serf posted:

battleship is a masterpiece of modern cinema

I like when they defeat the alien by doing the 2 fast 2 furious tokyo drift move with the battleship

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Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit
What is ringspun cotton anyway?

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