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pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib
We're dead:

https://twitter.com/GregStohr/status/913441636893503488


Time for a 28th amendment to put some actual numbers on supreme court appointments to prevent the Garland disaster from ever happening again.

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Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

the military has air vehicles that can transport shipping containers by air

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!
LMAO just got a mutherfuckin' video bill from ATT.
(I just started using their DSL).

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

Rah! posted:

the difference being that hefners dick and balls died surrounded by hot ladies, and is resting in peace

Wheras scalise's dick and balls died surrounded by hot lead, and is resting in pieces, along with his butthole lol what a loser KKK pissbitch :sad:

Is this nothing but wishful thinking? I can't find a single source that says he was denutted and deassholed, as nice as the thought is.

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





euphronius posted:

the military has air vehicles that can transport shipping containers by air

alas, for it is raining,!

deadgoon
Dec 4, 2014

by FactsAreUseless
lol if u never had to reassure ur parents that u werent gay

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

juche avocado posted:

i could go for more but gently caress you really

you too schnorkles jfc

this seems uncalled for friend

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

UFOTofuTacoCat posted:

LMAO just got a mutherfuckin' video bill from ATT.
(I just started using their DSL).



what is a video bill

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
Chait has been defending alt-right by trying to erase nazis from their movement for a while

https://twitter.com/BAKKOOONN/status/913314189648699392

Liberals decoruming a little too hard breaking their brains lately

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





UFOTofuTacoCat posted:

LMAO just got a mutherfuckin' video bill from ATT.
(I just started using their DSL).



this is a joke, right? there's no way this is real?

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

juche avocado posted:

alas, for it is raining,!

well then the drinking water problem is solved !!

good work men

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

euphronius posted:

the military has air vehicles that can transport shipping containers by air

it should not have them though

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


euphronius posted:

the military has air vehicles that can transport shipping containers by air

yes but that would be unconstitutional

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





Schnorkles posted:

this seems uncalled for friend

so was temporally transposed homophobia heterosexism imo

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

euphronius posted:

the military has air vehicles that can transport shipping containers by air

i hear ospreys are the premier delivery vehicle in situations like these

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib

euphronius posted:

what is a video bill

you literally have to watch the video to see how much you owe.

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!
not a joke this is real life I'm as confused as you all and have just as many questions. I was hoping for some emotional support.

Like "it's going to be OK, I've gotten those too."

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

deadgoon posted:

lol if u never had to reassure ur parents that u werent gay

My mom loves to ask about getting the chipped paint on my car's bumper repainted. She's asked me about it every time I've talked to her since I got the car in 2013.

succ
Nov 11, 2016

by Cyrano4747
jobs are for sick fucks that get off on having their labor exploited

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

pathetic little tramp posted:

you literally have to watch the video to see how much you owe.

I believe this is true

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

juche avocado posted:

so was temporally transposed homophobia heterosexism imo

sometimes there is sarcasm in posts friend

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





euphronius posted:

what is a video bill

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UtVJdPfm0F8

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

euphronius posted:

what is a video bill

I don't know and I'm pretty worried.

gregday
May 23, 2003

https://twitter.com/ShaunKing/status/913420254394634240

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Naked YouTube links are never funny

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





^^

Schnorkles posted:

sometimes there is sarcasm in posts friend

i have erred

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

succ posted:

jobs are for sick fucks that get off on having their labor exploited

just lmao if u aren't seizing the means of production all day every day

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

:barf:

kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016



nope never saw a video bill

makes sense though, considering you have to pay for the bandwidth if they cap you

:capitalism:

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
the only naked youtube link i post itt involves goku :hai:

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

I'm seizing the means of reproduction

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

Still one of the best TV intros ever

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

euphronius posted:

I'm seizing the means of reproduction

so.... grabbing them by the pussy?

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

kaleedity posted:

nope never saw a video bill

makes sense though, considering you have to pay for the bandwidth if they cap you

:capitalism:

yeah there's a cap of course, and it totally makes sense that they would want to use more of your bandwidth to send you a bill for your bandwidth.

Jokes on them though, I'm not at home :smugdon:

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010


Everyone should kneel now

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

succ posted:

jobs are for sick fucks that get off on having their labor exploited

I love my job unironically, to the point where I worry if administration understood how much I enjoy what I do they'd find a way to pay me less.

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GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

this is super duper hosed up

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