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H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

prefect posted:

I like the Cum Town version.

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anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool

lol this is gonna piss off a really vocal minority of people isnt it

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
https://twitter.com/learyreports/status/913096737090424834

is being visited by a manafort considered lucky?

jerry seinfel
Jun 25, 2007


Schnorkles posted:

this reminds me of the best roguelike i've ever played, dungeons of dredmor :hai:

you checked out caveblazers? that's a p fun spelunkylike

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





Schnorkles posted:

i was playing a dude with archaelogy like a week ago and they have that ability "this belongs in a museum"

yeah i brainglazed right over that straight to indiana jones :downs:

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

jerry seinfel posted:

you checked out caveblazers? that's a p fun spelunkylike

i haven't, i will add it to the queue

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Squizzle posted:

kneeling isnt a viewpoint :mmmsmug:

*is kneeling, looking up*

idk, things seem different down here :thunk:

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

its kinda like getting poo poo on by a passing bird
everyone tells you it means luck
but you know in your heart it doesn't

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

gently caress's sake!

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene


kill me, and everyone else

deadgoon
Dec 4, 2014

by FactsAreUseless

Baloogan posted:

liberal crime squad used to be a satire
it isn't any more

the right wing controls every branch of government at every level and the opposition party is only slightly less right wing and only in symbolic ways

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Sudden Loud Noise posted:

Kids don't have rights.

You can still beat your kids as long as you don't beat them too much.

in alabama it's opt-out for having the teachers beat your kids

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

wow and i was mocking breast cancer awareness being exploited by corpocracy in suck zone :smith:

jerry seinfel
Jun 25, 2007


mormonpartyboat posted:



kill me, and everyone else

ralph douthat loves banal

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

Captain_Maclaine posted:

I love my job unironically, to the point where I worry if administration understood how much I enjoy what I do they'd find a way to pay me less.

Fun fact, Captain_Maclaine runs the quality assurance department at the Ice cream and porn factory.

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

countdown till she gets attacked for having breast cancer has started, the longer it takes the more surprised ill be

Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin

jesus loving christ is it really 1 in 8

like

....

what the gently caress are we doing that we get so much cancer

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



Baloogan posted:

its kinda like getting poo poo on by a passing bird
everyone tells you it means luck
but you know in your heart it doesn't

it would suck so loving much to get poo poo on by a duck, goose, or pelican. any large waterfowl really

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

mormonpartyboat posted:



kill me, and everyone else

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
This get posted?

https://twitter.com/delrayser/status/913405797446701058

It is very :stare:

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

mormonpartyboat posted:



kill me, and everyone else

wow he is soooo smart using the smart words and talking about really mature themes like sex unabashedly because that is what you do when u adult o___O

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/crampell/status/913439857262854150

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007


Nothing Matters

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
julia louis-dreyfus owns

quote:

In early 2013, Julia Louis-Dreyfus received what she considered the ultimate fan note.

"Dear Julia," it began, "Hope you get everything you want as Veep — gun control, immigration and education reform." The letterhead read Hillary Clinton, Secretary of State.

For Louis-Dreyfus, it was more than flattery. Here was confirmation, at the highest level, of just how much her HBO comedy had won the respect of the finicky Beltway crowd.

Then, some two years later, Louis-Dreyfus would learn of a second document — the note behind the note, as it were. This one, dated around the same time and unveiled as part of a batch of exposed Clinton emails, was from the secretary of state to her then-aide, Robert V. Russo.

"A friend wants me to sign something for Julia Lewis-Dreyfus for Veep. Any ideas?" Clinton wrote, her question (and mangling of the star's name) suggesting unfamiliarity with the series. Russo responded: "Let me brainstorm on this one/do some research. I confess I haven't seen the show!"

When I ask the seven-time Emmy winner whether she was piqued that Clinton might not be the loyal viewer she professed to be, Louis-Dreyfus cocks back her head of thick black curls and laughs. "Are you kidding?" she says. "I mean, it's perfect — just perfect." The joke, she understood, was on her, as if ripped from a Veep script. Louis-Dreyfus — whose on-set hairstylist has worked with Clinton and had relayed the actress' admiration to her — keeps both notes framed side by side in her office.

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





Schnorkles posted:

i've beaten dod once when pyromancy was really absurdly strong

ok good

the archaeology thing is pretty embarrassing for me because i seem to always need to select it.

it's got unique stuff in the tree that makes the first half of floors a lot easier! ....which, now that i think about it, is probably representative of why exactly i've got issues in the second half of the floors

Sexual Lorax
Mar 17, 2004

HERE'S TO FUCKING


Fun Shoe

mormonpartyboat posted:



kill me, and everyone else

holy poo poo ross way to publicly announce which side of the war on fun you fight for

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

I'm the student that gets kicked out for paying my professor for a BJ and it is mistakes for a B grade.

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

mormonpartyboat posted:



kill me, and everyone else

seems very unfair that men can't get breast cancer rn

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


UFOTofuTacoCat posted:

in retrospect I bet Pence was really upset at this non-equine sexual depiction of him

trump weighs as much as a horse, is really dumb, is easily manipulated, easily frightened, pisses on himself, and likes sugar cubes

he basically is a horse, why do u think Pence signed on

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





men get hella breast cancer

sloppo posted:

jesus loving christ is it really 1 in 8

like

....

what the gently caress are we doing that we get so much cancer

it may (nb: not sarcasm) have something to do with the apparently omnipresent microplastic we're now living with in our environment :ohdear:

idk the guardian was really on this particular horse last week and now i got pernicious environmental toxicity on the mind

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

Baloogan posted:

Ho ho ho. Ah, chicaboog noon-eeg AssholeHanSolo. Sad!

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
this dude owns

https://twitter.com/colincampbell/status/913381077036740609

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007


god loving drat

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015



gonna call fake news on this because of all of the ONCE A MARINE ALWAYS A MARINE, don't think a real Marine would call themselves "former"

oddium
Feb 21, 2006

end of the 4.5 tatami age


kawakami-sensei...

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob
they put the blood all over the palce

Kazak_Hstan
Apr 28, 2014

Grimey Drawer
but what about the MEn who get breast cancer????

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014




drat that sucks

alnilam
Nov 10, 2009

sloppo posted:

jesus loving christ is it really 1 in 8

like

....

what the gently caress are we doing that we get so much cancer

I think that rate of breast cancer is genetic and natural, also there are multiple kinds of it. while none of them are a picnic, the good news is most types are very treatable these days... if you have healthcare that is :sigh:

Same goes for prostate cancer in men, it's basically guaranteed every man will get it if they live long enough

There are of course other cancers with inflated rates that we bring upon ourselves!

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Oxxidation
Jul 22, 2007

this nation and everyone in it cannot possibly die fast enough

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