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Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

Evil Mastermind posted:

Millennials are killing comic book cover art!

e:

My favorite thing about that cover will always be the little rocket shooting out of the big guy's shoulder.

Giffen and Mignola is a hell of a team.

# ? Sep 26, 2017 17:00

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# ? May 26, 2024 05:11

purple death ray: Jul 28, 2007; me omw 2 steal ur girl

I think my favorite part is how everyone has the same gun

# ? Sep 26, 2017 17:03

Evil Mastermind: Apr 28, 2008

My favorite part is how you can see the redhead's fingers at the end of his long-rear end gun.

# ? Sep 26, 2017 17:04

Endless Mike: Aug 13, 2003

purple death ray posted:

I think my favorite part is how everyone has the same gun

They don't though

# ? Sep 26, 2017 17:06

Some Pinko Commie: Jun 9, 2009; CNC! Easy as 1️⃣2️⃣3️⃣!

Three out of Four have the same gun.

# ? Sep 26, 2017 18:11

Dick Trauma: Nov 30, 2007; God damn it, you've got to be kind.

prefect posted:

https://twitter.com/dan_werneck/status/912461307936468992

I love the expression on Galactus's face: THE gently caress YOU SAY? :catstare:

EDIT: Everything is dramatic, except for Sue who's wondering when the party next door is going to end so she can get some damned sleep.

# ? Sep 26, 2017 18:14

Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

Every time Psycho Man shows up and he has his little box with dials for FEAR, DOUBT, HATE I laugh. I love that thing.

# ? Sep 26, 2017 18:51

spudsbuckley: Aug 29, 2008; by FactsAreUseless
(and can't post for 5 years!)

biracial bear for uncut posted:

Three out of Four have the same gun.

Three of them have the same face.

# ? Sep 26, 2017 19:34

Parahexavoctal: Oct 10, 2004; I AM NOT BEING PAID TO CORRECT OTHER PEOPLE'S POSTS! DONKEY!!

Push El Burrito posted:

Every time Psycho Man shows up and he has his little box with dials for FEAR, DOUBT, HATE I laugh. I love that thing.

Are you sure you love it? I mean, are you really, really sure?

# ? Sep 26, 2017 20:12

ImpAtom: May 24, 2007

Parahexavoctal posted:

Are you sure you love it? I mean, are you really, really sure?

*quietly turns dial to LOVE.*

# ? Sep 26, 2017 20:30

Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

I have my doubts.

# ? Sep 26, 2017 20:35

Endless Mike: Aug 13, 2003

biracial bear for uncut posted:

Three out of Four have the same gun.

No, they are four distinct guns with some similar design features.

# ? Sep 26, 2017 20:36

purple death ray: Jul 28, 2007; me omw 2 steal ur girl

Alright they're not literally identical but "distinct" is also being extremely generous here

# ? Sep 26, 2017 20:38

Ygolonac

Nov 26, 2007

pre:

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CLUTCH  NIXON
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The Hero We Need

Evil Mastermind posted:

"All of them." :doom:

I got your "Doom Force" right here, yo. (Apparently from "What If Doom Kept His Power After The Original Secret Wars", or such.)

Edit: image hosting fuckup resolved

Ygolonac fucked around with this message at 01:19 on Sep 28, 2017

# ? Sep 27, 2017 07:13

Grendels Dad: Mar 5, 2011; Popular culture has passed you by.

spudsbuckley posted:

Three of them have the same forehead.

Fixed. I imagine they conceptually started as Klingons.

# ? Sep 27, 2017 13:32

Lurdiak: Feb 26, 2006; I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.

Ygolonac posted:

"All of them."

I got your "Doom Force" right here, yo. (Apparently from "What If Doom Kept His Power After The Original Secret Wars", or such.)

Please rehost yr images so we can see them.

# ? Sep 27, 2017 14:46

Some Pinko Commie: Jun 9, 2009; CNC! Easy as 1️⃣2️⃣3️⃣!

Okay, so, in Justice League/Power Rangers #5 Lord Zed was about to giant-size a bunch of monsters and the Flash snatched the item that would do that before it landed (and Zed's "What?!" was pretty funny).

Then this happened:

I'm pretty sure that's the first time Alpha 5 has done anything even remotely aggressive.

# ? Sep 27, 2017 15:22

Happy Noodle Boy: Jul 3, 2002

The "Next:" should have gone with PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH

# ? Sep 27, 2017 15:35

Mierenneuker: Apr 28, 2010; We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

The "Next:" should have gone with PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH

I think "Aye-yi-yi-yeah!" would have been more appropriate.

# ? Sep 27, 2017 15:38

Some Pinko Commie: Jun 9, 2009; CNC! Easy as 1️⃣2️⃣3️⃣!

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

The "Next:" should have gone with PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH

Mierenneuker posted:

I think "Aye-yi-yi-yeah!" would have been more appropriate.

It was pretty close, from the opening pages of issue #6:

# ? Sep 27, 2017 17:06

KaosMachina: Oct 9, 2012; There's nothing special about me.

I've been trying to figure out just what JL/PR reminds me of and why I like it so much, and I figured it out. It feels like a really good Marvel Adventures style book in tone.

# ? Sep 27, 2017 23:31

Malachite_Dragon: Mar 31, 2010; Weaving Merry Christmas magic

Goddamn I'd completely forgotten all about Alpha Five :allears:

I need this comic in my life.

# ? Sep 28, 2017 00:06

Ygolonac

Nov 26, 2007

pre:

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CLUTCH  NIXON
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The Hero We Need

Lurdiak posted:

Please rehost yr images so we can see them.

Dammit Imgur stop loving up already...

# ? Sep 28, 2017 01:18

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Ygolonac posted:

"All of them."

I got your "Doom Force" right here, yo. (Apparently from "What If Doom Kept His Power After The Original Secret Wars", or such.)

Edit: image hosting fuckup resolved

I love the one Celestial's "Oh you!" body language.

# ? Sep 28, 2017 10:09

Sentinel Red: Nov 13, 2007; Style > Content.

Evil Mastermind posted:

Millennials are killing comic book cover art!

e:

So don�t leave us hanging, buddy - was it the big guy the arrow was pointing at? Gonna be disappointed if not.

# ? Sep 28, 2017 14:00

Choco1980: Feb 22, 2013; I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Sentinel Red posted:

So don�t leave us hanging, buddy - was it the big guy the arrow was pointing at? Gonna be disappointed if not.

Yes. He has the power to turn into a for real mountain. Nobody likes him anyways, but in the end to save his teammates, he turns into a mountain harder than he ever has before, and it's permanent. Reminds me of the guy that turned into the base for the Legion of Super Heroes. This comic is an amazing jab straight at X-Force when it was starting to get popular.

# ? Sep 28, 2017 15:28

zoux: Apr 28, 2006

Reminds me of the poor inhuman that got turned into a stargate.

# ? Sep 28, 2017 16:16

purple death ray: Jul 28, 2007; me omw 2 steal ur girl

Or the Morlock from the xmen cartoon who turns into a table so the xmen can eat Christmas dinner

# ? Sep 28, 2017 16:36

prefect: Sep 11, 2001; No one, Woodhouse.
No one.; Dead Man’s Band

zoux posted:

Reminds me of the poor inhuman that got turned into a stargate.

Reminds me of the Inhuman who may or may not have been mutated into looking like a dog, and now everybody treats him like a dumb animal.

# ? Sep 28, 2017 16:45

Opopanax: Aug 8, 2007; I HEX YE!!!

prefect posted:

Reminds me of the Inhuman who may or may not have been mutated into looking like a dog, and now everybody treats him like a dumb animal.

That was cannonically just some guys loving with Grimm

# ? Sep 28, 2017 16:51

sticksy: May 26, 2004; Nap Ghost

purple death ray posted:

Or the Morlock from the xmen cartoon who turns into a table so the xmen can eat Christmas dinner

I am unfamiliar with this and now must see it.

Edit: here's the write up of it, pretty amazing.
http://comicsalliance.com/the-x-men-episode-guide-4x12-have-yourself-a-morlock-little-x-mas/

My favorite part of this episode though is Omega-level mutant Jean Grey arguing with a Cajun who speaks in the 3rd person about her cooking abilities.
https://youtu.be/eGVMS_WBzJw

sticksy fucked around with this message at 18:09 on Sep 28, 2017

# ? Sep 28, 2017 17:58

Lurdiak: Feb 26, 2006; I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.

I bet Gambit's cooking is delicious.

# ? Sep 28, 2017 18:19

Dick Trauma: Nov 30, 2007; God damn it, you've got to be kind.

sticksy posted:

My favorite part of this episode though is Omega-level mutant Jean Grey arguing with a Cajun who speaks in the 3rd person about her cooking abilities.
https://youtu.be/eGVMS_WBzJw

I think she proved that she can cook just fine!

# ? Sep 28, 2017 18:22

sticksy: May 26, 2004; Nap Ghost

Dick Trauma posted:

I think she proved that she can cook just fine!

I'm sure there's tons I just am not aware if but has Phoenix had any/multiple awesome cosmic battles against Galactus? I could see him getting kinda pissed she just overcooked an entire solar system willy nilly that he could've chowed down on.

e: ok yeah, there's loads of them, most recently in Generations

sticksy fucked around with this message at 19:07 on Sep 28, 2017

# ? Sep 28, 2017 19:02

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Retro Futurist posted:

That was cannonically just some guys loving with Grimm

Maybe, sorta.

Here's a poo poo ton more words on the subject than you think would be possible to write.
http://zak-site.com/Great-American-Novel/lockjaw.html

# ? Sep 28, 2017 19:23

Nessus: Dec 22, 2003; After a Speaker vote, you may be entitled to a valuable coupon or voucher!

sticksy posted:

I'm sure there's tons I just am not aware if but has Phoenix had any/multiple awesome cosmic battles against Galactus? I could see him getting kinda pissed she just overcooked an entire solar system willy nilly that he could've chowed down on.

e: ok yeah, there's loads of them, most recently in Generations

The big plot drop from a tussel between Rachel Grey and Galactus during Excalibur was that while Galactus is for the most part just eating random planets, the Phoenix is in some sense sucking energy out of the future of the universe. Presumably mostly that long gray period in cosmology where the main source of energy would be proton decay...... probably... right? RIGHT?

# ? Sep 28, 2017 22:01

Open Marriage Night: Sep 18, 2009; "Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"

Jean and Jean fought Galactus in their Generations one shot.

# ? Sep 29, 2017 00:56

Wheat Loaf: Feb 13, 2012; by FactsAreUseless

sticksy posted:

I'm sure there's tons I just am not aware if but has Phoenix had any/multiple awesome cosmic battles against Galactus? I could see him getting kinda pissed she just overcooked an entire solar system willy nilly that he could've chowed down on.

e: ok yeah, there's loads of them, most recently in Generations

Rachel did (pages not sequential):