TRUMP257: An avalanche of horrific disasters

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mormonpartyboat posted:

https://twitter.com/EvMason/status/913485985996054528

he's white noise and everything is on autopilot and people are chained to the insanity

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Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

i do not want to go to philadelphia!!

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GobiasIndustries: Dec 14, 2007; Lipstick Apathy

Lawman 0 posted:

Why

Watch literally any of her press briefings, including this one.

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thrawn527: Mar 27, 2004; Thrawn/Pellaeon
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:

near any city with an economy

Orlando certainly has houses for way less than a million dollars in good neighborhoods. My neighborhood has houses selling for just above $200,000.

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Lawman 0: Aug 17, 2010

Schnorkles posted:

i do not want to go to philadelphia!!

It's ok

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Louisgod: Sep 25, 2003; Always Watching; Bread Liar

GobiasIndustries posted:

She-Huck is such a loving rear end in a top hat

eh she's just a terrible person in general, not so much an rear end in a top hat. A real piece of poo poo, if you will.

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alnilam: Nov 10, 2009

sloppo posted:

fyi all of C-SPAM should relocate to philly and buy houses on the cheap

i dunno where you live but it definitely sucks in comparison

this but also with pittsburgh, it's extremely good despite the presence of tayne

# ? Sep 28, 2017 20:39

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Lawman 0 posted:

Why

Step 1 she was raised by Mike huckabee

# ? Sep 28, 2017 20:39

ArmedZombie: Jun 6, 2004; Can't post for 5 hours!

sloppo posted:

fyi all of C-SPAM should relocate to philly and buy houses on the cheap

i dunno where you live but it definitely sucks in comparison

philly: where you don't just get a rowhouse, you get a row of houses

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alnilam: Nov 10, 2009

Schnorkles posted:

i do not want to go to philadelphia!!

it's a pretty nice city my friend

# ? Sep 28, 2017 20:39

thrawn527: Mar 27, 2004; Thrawn/Pellaeon
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Gringostar posted:

that's not meant for you

it's meant for people like hannity to claim fake news when people say they don't have the votes for healthcare since they just said they technically did

But if they had the votes, and still didn't pass healthcare reform...wouldn't that mean Republicans were choosing not to?

# ? Sep 28, 2017 20:39

ArmedZombie: Jun 6, 2004; Can't post for 5 hours!

Schnorkles posted:

i do not want to go to philadelphia!!

philly is good

# ? Sep 28, 2017 20:40

Elephanthead: Sep 11, 2008; Toilet Rascal

gregday posted:

https://twitter.com/JaredRizzi/status/913485335623020545

Hey dept of the interior can you drop me off?

# ? Sep 28, 2017 20:40

eonwe: Aug 11, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

lets give people drivers licenses as long as they know the theory behind how to drive a car, even if they don't know the process

# ? Sep 28, 2017 20:40

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

shiksa posted:

oh boy have you heard of ayn rand?

Ooh la la, someone is gonna get laid in college

# ? Sep 28, 2017 20:40

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

alnilam posted:

it's a pretty nice city my friend

actually i'd be happy to visit philadelphia but i'm basically done living in urban areas :shrug:

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Notorious R.I.M.: Jan 27, 2004; up to my ass in alligators

Gringostar posted:

that's not meant for you

it's meant for people like hannity to claim fake news when people say they don't have the votes for healthcare since they just said they technically did

ya fake news needs fake citations too

# ? Sep 28, 2017 20:40

ded redd: Aug 1, 2010; by Fluffdaddy

Louisgod posted:

eh she's just a terrible person in general, not so much an rear end in a top hat. A real piece of poo poo, if you will.

sean spicer was the rear end in a top hat, he gave us this piece of poo poo

# ? Sep 28, 2017 20:40

Squizzle: Apr 24, 2008

Schnorkles posted:

"It's time Squizzle, time to come home.."

*dramatic music swells*

*tears well in my eyes as i come to understand, my face becomes a mixture of confusion and relief. i drop a bandolier of crude flipbook-style gifs drawn on leaves*

[saluting] "lmebo"

# ? Sep 28, 2017 20:40

Jose: Jul 24, 2007; Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

eonwe posted:

lets give people drivers licenses as long as they know the theory behind how to drive a car, even if they don't know the process

you mean like right now

# ? Sep 28, 2017 20:40

UFOTacoMan: Sep 22, 2005; Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

Homeless Friend posted:

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GobiasIndustries: Dec 14, 2007; Lipstick Apathy

lol she just tried to cut off April Ryan, the black reporter, for asking a question about the NFL protests. The only person she's tried to cut off so far :thunk:

# ? Sep 28, 2017 20:41

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

thrawn527 posted:

Orlando certainly has houses for way less than a million dollars in good neighborhoods. My neighborhood has houses selling for just above $200,000.

the vibrant orlando economy that will certainly be inhabitable in 10 years

# ? Sep 28, 2017 20:41

Louisgod: Sep 25, 2003; Always Watching; Bread Liar

Office Pig posted:

sean spicer was the rear end in a top hat, he gave us this piece of poo poo

yeah

TRUMP

# ? Sep 28, 2017 20:41

UFOTacoMan: Sep 22, 2005; Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

Reality Winner posted:

ill say it. the founding fathers were gigantic idoits

# ? Sep 28, 2017 20:41

GobiasIndustries: Dec 14, 2007; Lipstick Apathy

to April Ryan: "it's pretty black and white"
:chloe:

# ? Sep 28, 2017 20:42

thrawn527: Mar 27, 2004; Thrawn/Pellaeon
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:

the vibrant orlando economy that will certainly be inhabitable in 10 years

10 years? Yeah, sure. Orlando is pretty far from the coast. It may even be beach front property!

The economy will be doing great, tourism dollars are pretty sweet.

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euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

I love having a drive way and a garage

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Star Phlatulence: Jan 14, 2006; by Cyrano4747; Bleak Gremlin

Schnorkles posted:

actually i'd be happy to visit philadelphia but i'm basically done living in urban areas

philly has a vibrant suburban sprawl

honestly, philly's got it all!!!!

except money lol

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donoteat: Sep 13, 2011; Loot at all this bullshit.
Who lets something like this happen?

philly is great

don't move here

# ? Sep 28, 2017 20:42

Gringostar: Nov 12, 2016; Morbid Hound

thrawn527 posted:

But if they had the votes, and still didn't pass healthcare reform...wouldn't that mean Republicans were choosing not to?

they had the votes, but democrats stopped them obviously

# ? Sep 28, 2017 20:42

thrawn527: Mar 27, 2004; Thrawn/Pellaeon
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euphronius posted:

I love having a drive way and a garage

Yeah, it's pretty sweet.

# ? Sep 28, 2017 20:42

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sloppo posted:

fyi all of C-SPAM should relocate to philly and buy houses on the cheap

i dunno where you live but it definitely sucks in comparison

Philadelphia is the only major city in the US I've never been to.

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Elephanthead: Sep 11, 2008; Toilet Rascal

Orlando is too hot I would pick philly.

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mormonpartyboat: Jan 14, 2015; by Reene

someone ask she-huck about the third stanza of the star spangled banner

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H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

thrawn527 posted:

10 years? Yeah, sure. Orlando is pretty far from the coast. It may even be beach front property!

The economy will be doing great, tourism dollars are pretty sweet.

the water will be undrinkable there long before cities start going underwater hth

but i'm sure the healthy floridian government will address this long before it becomes a problem

you're right that sounds like a p good investment for real estate that's undervalued for what it offers

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