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ElNarez posted:french socialists have seen Jeremy Corbyn bring Labour back from the brink and all they took from it was "I gotta grow a beard"
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Bonne année CCXXVI à tous les citoyens itt!
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Flowers For Algeria posted:Bonne année CCXXVI à tous les citoyens itt!
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Il commence en 1792 avec la proclamation de la République.
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ElNarez posted:french socialists have seen Jeremy Corbyn bring Labour back from the brink and all they took from it was "I gotta grow a beard" Following ze German example I see. EU integration is proceeding exactly as foreseen.
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I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!
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Kassad posted:Speaking of which: Ahah Manuel Valls took his half-rejection from EM so hard that he turned into a cartoon version of a gritty populist leader! Maybe he thinks we can't recognise him with the beard?
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lost in postation posted:Maybe he thinks we can't recognise him with the beard? It's foolproof!  "Marxiste, tendance Groucho"
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The real Groucho impersonator was on before Valls:  Blanc Edit: The real joke is BFM being too squeamish to write "noir" even between quote marks, I guess. Kassad fucked around with this message at 11:22 on Sep 22, 2017 |
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Kassad posted:The real Groucho impersonator was on before Valls: I think they're quoting the Défenseur des Droits' report.
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Now how could Macron manage to become as unpopular as his predecessor in record time?
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Grouchio posted:Now how could Macron manage to become as unpopular as his predecessor in record time? Júpiter descendente.
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Absurd Alhazred posted:Júpiter descendente. If this doesn't become the title of a Macron biography one day I'm gonna be really mad
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Jupiter des sans-dents.
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Kassad posted:Edit: The real joke is BFM being too squeamish to write "noir" even between quote marks, I guess. Flowers For Algeria posted:Jupiter des sans-dents.
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The cool anticapitalist anarcho antifa types who burned police cars and random poo poo in support for their friends on trial for attempted cop burning managed to destroy evidence in the maelys abduction case.
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http://en.rfi.fr/france/20170922-macron-lays-far-left-anarchists-face-trial-police-car-arson Local police said that that was probably "collateral damage" and that material relating to the disappearance of nine-year-old Maëlys de Araujo had not been destroyed, as Castaner claimed on Friday. Doktor Avalanche fucked around with this message at 19:46 on Sep 23, 2017 |
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Absurd Alhazred posted:Júpiter descendente.
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If you were asking in earnest, it's a combination of pursuing exactly the same labour law reforms as when he was a minister in the previous administration and being extremely bad at hiding his obvious contempt for the French public.
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lost in postation posted:If you were asking in earnest, it's a combination of pursuing exactly the same labour law reforms as when he was a minister in the previous administration and being extremely bad at hiding his obvious contempt for the French public. The latter is especially grating since he's pushing the usual "the people have chosen me" line at the same time. The truth is that he won because he was up against Le Pen, the political equivalent of a pile of toxic garbage while Macron was "only" a steaming bowl of poo poo. Back in 2002 when Chirac was up against her father in the second round, he won 82% to 18% with left-wingers choosing to "vote for the crook, not the fascist". Macron this year? 66% to 34%. I'm talking about a contest anybody with a pulse could have won, so this is not as good a result as it might look.
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Barbe Rouge posted:http://en.rfi.fr/france/20170922-macron-lays-far-left-anarchists-face-trial-police-car-arson
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So as I sorta anticipated, En Marche's ambitions in the Senate were severely hampered by the fact that they're not implanted locally, and that the Senatorial elections hugely favor well implanted parties. And seeing how Macron's support is dwindling, and how the next elections are pretty far off, I feel like the chances of En Marche collapsing and eating itself before they can establish themselves as a real party are steadily increasing. This pleases me.
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If En Marche collapses, what happens? Deputes join different parties? Recall elections? It shambles along like a political zombie? Sixth Republic? 
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Lightning Lord posted:If En Marche collapses, what happens? Deputes join different parties? Recall elections? It shambles along like a political zombie? Sixth Republic? FN takes the lead, only to eat itself in internecine warfare over whether the macaron is too Italian to be eaten by proper Frenchmen.
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Lightning Lord posted:If En Marche collapses, what happens? Deputes join different parties? Recall elections? It shambles along like a political zombie? Sixth Republic? Surely France is well overdue for a new one by now. It's been decades!
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Lightning Lord posted:If En Marche collapses, what happens? Deputes join different parties? Recall elections? It shambles along like a political zombie? Sixth Republic? Well, it is possible that the trio Macron-Philippe-Ferrand (basically the EM whip in the Assemblée) could lose control of the députés and see some of them defect (back) to the PS, UDI or maybe even LR, or see some of them defy the Government from whithin the majority. It remains very unlikely that the majority and government will collapse, though. But most importantly I meant that I feel like the party itself will become much like the UDI or the PRG, a party with no base and only politicians, only surviving thanks to electoral arrangements and name recognition.
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Q: How do you say "What happened" in French? A: https://twitter.com/EliMartichoux/status/912743695480442881
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The difference is that this book will sell 17 copies, and there won't even be one funny tweet posting pictures of fake pages from whithin it
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That's maybe the least amount of effort I have ever seen put into a book cover.
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L'Archipel is a real publisher and everything! I guess even they couldn't be arsed to look at him long enough to cut out his head properly.
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ElNarez posted:Q: How do you say "What happened" in French? ... Qui est-ce qu'il est? I mean, at least Clinton was someone notable who lost.
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https://twitter.com/Valeurs/status/912955147394981888 If only. In other news: https://twitter.com/MrPourquoi/status/912954736822964224 If you have nothing to hide, you have nothing to fear, am I right? Edit: Unless you're a large company who paid "taxes" to Daesh to keep operating in their territory, then you just have nothing to fear https://twitter.com/lobs_live/status/912929632210620416 Kassad fucked around with this message at 11:28 on Sep 27, 2017 |
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hell yeah it's time to get ourselves some bullion, supercars and yachts finally, the one thing that was stopping us from getting all those things will be GONE in the 2018 budget https://twitter.com/Valerie_Rabault/status/913032811824762881 ElNarez fucked around with this message at 08:31 on Sep 28, 2017 |
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"Eh ouais les mecs on vous l'avait bien dit, c'était dans le programme, que 60 % des baisses d'impôt qu'on voulait mettre en place n'affecteraient que les 2% les plus riches. Deal with it." - Edouard Philippe, connard
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There aren't any yachts in France anymore so they are losing out on a few million tops with that one.
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Lightning Lord posted:If En Marche collapses, what happens? Deputes join different parties? Recall elections? It shambles along like a political zombie? Sixth Republic? Third Empire. Hail Jupiter!
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Seeing Macron start a self-coup to crown himself Empereur would be entertaining, in a way. I wonder who would be our Victor Hugo.
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Flowers For Algeria posted:Jupiter des sans-dents. french really does have the best puns
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