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loquacius posted:
Post the picture! Also anonymous confessor, take a picture of the wall lobsters, so Loquacius can post it for everyone to see.
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Sep 28, 2017 19:27
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DocBubonic posted:Post the picture! oh right  I highly suspect I really don't want to see a picture of wall lobsters
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Sep 28, 2017 19:35
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soy posted:What kind of test is that? Why would they change? Universe-simulation memory corruption? lol
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Sep 28, 2017 19:39
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Wall lobster guy probably has schizophrenia. If not, it's some other mental illness. If the government really wanted your DNA, then they could get it. You're not special. If you realized how little people actually think about you, you'd probably become a sadbrain like everyone else.
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Sep 28, 2017 19:41
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btw I have Rock Lobster stuck in my head now, thanks all
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Sep 28, 2017 19:42
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loquacius posted:btw I have Rock Lobster stuck in my head now, thanks all https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5NqIsnyTG8 Don't know if this will make it better or worse, but give it a shot.
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Sep 28, 2017 19:49
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JNCO Goon: I understand your pain. I am a taller huskier(fatty) guy and off the shelf 2XL shirts fit fine, until they are washed. I have a big belly yes, but I have a very wide shoulder base and normal shirts turn into belly shirts. 2XLT shirts really hard to comeby, so don't feel too bad JNCO Goon, there is someone out there with a belly shirt that feels your angst
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Sep 28, 2017 19:54
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Solice Kirsk posted:GBS gives the best advice because it costs $10 to post here so you know you're not talking to just some miscreant off the street without two $5s to rub together.  on the account
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Sep 28, 2017 19:56
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DACK FAYDEN posted:what if you spent your last You have to do some Z jobs on the street for to buy a new account for shitposting on that one
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Sep 28, 2017 19:57
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I really want to know how JNCO goon got those huge loving legs
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Sep 28, 2017 19:59
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facebook jihad posted:I really want to know how JNCO goon got those huge loving legs My cousin did competitive weightlifting for several years, and regular pants looked painted on around his upper legs they were so tight, and the waist just sort of hovered around him like one of those medical halos.
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Sep 28, 2017 20:29
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Solice Kirsk posted:GBS gives the best advice because it costs $10 to post here so you know you're not talking to just some miscreant off the street without two $5s to rub together. Gonna get my advice syndicated nationwide. Ask Jastiger.
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Sep 28, 2017 20:40
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Goddam I'm a size 30 in the waist. One of his legs is literally thicker than my waist
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Sep 28, 2017 20:51
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Holy poo poo, that's a hell of a thing to catch a glimpse of while absent-mindedly scrolling
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Sep 28, 2017 20:58
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facebook jihad posted:Goddam I'm a size 30 in the waist. One of his legs is literally thicker than my waist Hey, you free tonight?
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Sep 28, 2017 21:49
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SciFiDownBeat posted:Holy poo poo, that's a hell of a thing to catch a glimpse of while absent-mindedly scrolling And it 100% is not a lobster. This is a lobster: 
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Sep 28, 2017 22:01
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Torgo would have loved JNCOs
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Sep 28, 2017 22:33
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loquacius posted:oh right If this is a picture of their night walks, then why is it taken from inside of a vehicle? Is it so much to ask to have photos that are consistent with the confession? And I still want to see some Wall lobsters. Maybe with Rock Lobster playing in the background.
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Sep 28, 2017 22:41
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Could have simply cropped it too. You guys, I'm starting to not believe this anonymous confessor that is claiming to have discovered sea crustaceans in his wall.
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Sep 28, 2017 22:45
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Jnco goon try cutting your dick off to make room in there
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Sep 28, 2017 23:06
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Solice Kirsk posted:And it 100% is not a lobster. This is a lobster: Guess I'm not sleeping tonight
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Sep 28, 2017 23:27
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SciFiDownBeat posted:Guess I'm not sleeping tonight I dont know if this is Satyr or what...
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Sep 28, 2017 23:31
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Found this while reverse image searching the foreskin owl man. loving lol http://lacasamorett.com/foxgallery/real-monsters-found-on-earth.html
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Sep 28, 2017 23:40
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Solice Kirsk posted:And it 100% is not a lobster. This is a lobster: Man, now furries have ruined even the Jersey devil.
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Sep 28, 2017 23:44
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half coke half diet posted:I dont know if this is Satyr or what... looks to me like someone getting worked up into a panic 
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Sep 28, 2017 23:44
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DocBubonic posted:If this is a picture of their night walks, then why is it taken from inside of a vehicle? Is it so much to ask to have photos that are consistent with the confession? I thought I had a wall lobster. Turned out just to be a squirrel.
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Sep 29, 2017 00:45
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Well, I'm calling squirrels Tree Lobsters from now on.
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Sep 29, 2017 01:24
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I've been to Cape Kennedy. (Cape Canaveral is pretty big and isn't just a space hub. The actual launch pads are closer to Titusville.) I've walked around where they built the space shuttle and the countdown clock area. Am I a wall lobster? Do I have wall lobsters? I feel like I have them. (Poster who said cockroaches are probably right, though the ones we get down here also fly.)
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Sep 29, 2017 02:24
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They're called palmetto bugs and they're indestructible, the size of mice, and can carry off sleeping children. Edit: Oh, and they squirt bug farts at you.
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Sep 29, 2017 02:26
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Solice Kirsk posted:They're called palmetto bugs and they're indestructible, the size of mice, and can carry off sleeping children. Sounds terrifying and like they belong in Australia
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Sep 29, 2017 02:31
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half coke half diet posted:Sounds terrifying and like they belong in Australia When I first moved to Florida I was sitting in my living room watching TV with no lights on. I watched a palmetto float across the room lit by the shallow glow of a flat screen. That's how I found out they flew.
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Sep 29, 2017 02:34
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Solice Kirsk posted:They're called palmetto bugs and they're indestructible, the size of mice, and can carry off sleeping children. I remember when I was a kid my family's stay in the worst hotel I've ever been to started with someone else in the lobby complaining that there was a palmetto bug in their room and ended with the discovery that housekeeping had stolen my discman out of my backpack it had the Diddy Kong Racing soundtrack in there too
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Sep 29, 2017 02:36
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loquacius posted:I remember when I was a kid my family's stay in the worst hotel I've ever been to started with someone else in the lobby complaining that there was a palmetto bug in their room and ended with the discovery that housekeeping had stolen my discman out of my backpack I remember Discmen! Do you remember those cassette adapters and "nonskip" floating trays they used to sell so you could listen to CDs in your car?!
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Sep 29, 2017 04:38
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DocBubonic posted:Post the picture! If it's not a fake he might be talking about slaters (woodlouse)  Hope you're enjoying your damp walls schitzogoon
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Sep 29, 2017 05:47
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loquacius posted:oh right See, a perfectly harmless confessor out for a walk and these dicks and theyr yellow beetles flashing him with highbeams smdh
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Sep 29, 2017 05:57
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alpaca diseases posted:If it's not a fake he might be talking about slaters (woodlouse) ...they still need fairly damp environments in order to breathe, though, so, uh, yeah, not ideal to find them in your house. 
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Sep 29, 2017 06:31
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Didn't wall lobster guy claim to have found a large creature that looked like a lobster inside his wall, and then to have cooked it and eaten it?
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Sep 29, 2017 07:53
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Welp, here's the original post from back in February https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3792439&pagenumber=98&perpage=40#post469495600 lobster goon posted:I've started up my favorite hobby again - bug collecting. I think we all know there are more bugs in your house late at night, but I think you'd be surprised by HOW many are out there. I've started really digging around at night and found so many beetles, roaches, spiders, and some cool unidentifiable (by me) things too. I've got a little terrarium set up so I can catalog them and watch them do their thing. I even found a lobster crawling in the walls one day. No loving clue how it got there, but I cataloged him and then cooked him up for dinner. This will be a weird sentence - but wall lobster is delicious. I assume he was eating mice and some smaller bugs, but I didn't really research too much as I was pretty hungry. I've heard more scratching in the walls so I think I've got another nest forming.
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Sep 29, 2017 07:55
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Paranoia goon was just what I needed to read hungover this morning. 
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alpaca diseases posted:slaters (woodlouse) I prefer the much cuter name of "potato bug" and i will never not call them that.
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