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Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

Joementum posted:

did you not understand that i was obviously joking? like obviously trump would not be concerned about iran.

there is no sarcasm in cspam

piss tape is real :colbert:

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Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

kaleedity posted:

those are only accounts tied to the russian facebook accounts

nope. read the article. they found 22 accounts connected to the facebook account list and then another 179 that they tied to russia, making 201 total.

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

Weeping Wound posted:

I liked Buffalo

it reminded me of sweet home Chicago in that it smelled like piss and the food was pretty good :kiddo:

loving right. As a Buffalonian that can never see himself living there, great city. To visit or buy a house for 30K

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
which also delightfully brazen

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

Robbie, buddy...those are not the places you want to go.

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


brugroffil posted:

I live above one bowling alley and below another bowling alley

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

brugroffil posted:

I live above one bowling alley and below another bowling alley

Sounds like you're... pinned in.

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

Weeping Wound posted:

1.5 billion low-quality tweets? isn't that lowballing the figure massively?

it is because all tweets are low quality.

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

boethius posted:

MEDICAL EXAMINER BURSTS INTO CRIME SCENE

DETECTIVE (TO ME): How is Babby formed? How girl get pregnant?

*dragnet theme*

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

Weeping Wound posted:

1.5 billion low-quality tweets? isn't that lowballing the figure massively?

but enough about your posts

kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016




Hi mueller how ya doin :nsa:

Joementum posted:

nope. read the article. they found 22 accounts connected to the facebook account list and then another 179 that they tied to russia, making 201 total.

quote:

Twitter then found an additional 179 accounts linked to those 22.

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

Schnorkles posted:

hating the fbi is cool and good imo

reasonable baseline tbh

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

brugroffil posted:

I live above one bowling alley and below another bowling alley

you turkey

2DCAT
Jun 25, 2015

pissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssssss sssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssss ssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssss

Gravy Boat 2k

GrimGypsy posted:

all these distractions are gonna prevent jared from achieving peace between israel and palestine, I hope youre all happy

He was this close too.

the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

Weeping Wound posted:

1.5 billion low-quality tweets? isn't that lowballing the figure massively?

bitchell posts 1.5 billion times a year by himself

Brother Friendship
Jul 12, 2013


first they came for 4chan and i said nothing because why would i

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


jisforjosh
Jun 6, 2006

"It's J is for...you know what? Fuck it, jizz it is"

mormonpartyboat posted:

missing bleary sombrero and fartbongo but im glad wizard of uhhs got representation

i almost included wizard of uhhs but the obiwan nairobi beat it outs

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015


https://twitter.com/JuddLegum/status/913498777918599169
https://twitter.com/JuddLegum/status/913499152574803968
https://twitter.com/JuddLegum/status/913499431475007488

How is Cohn so terrible at this? How did they not have a big strategy session before hand and lay out their answers and their consistent messaging?

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

We are all gonna have to testify, it seemed like a joke but C-SPAM and Trump Thread are going to get sworn in.

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
We should make a "Welcome to C-SPAM!" stickied thread for Mueller and the boys when they come wandering by :hai:

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

UFOTofuTacoCat posted:

when I think about small rear end new york apartments it always makes me feel bad for the people :(

but I know they like it I guess and new york city is super cool and stuff, but I just have this visceral reaction to these tiny spaces.

honestly americans have no clue how big their houses are, like its just so loving big and they only use 40% of their space effectively according to some articles I read~ while the rest of their rooms collect dust

im pretty minimal so it sounds really ideal to me because i just cant deal with clutter and worthless trinkets, it drives me crazy. Like if I were to watch an episode of horders, I'd grind my teeth at the insanity. I only like having objects that I can use, that has some actual value instead of just propagating the worthless american myth of more = social status.

Nobody is ever happy with all of their materialism and some people haven't figured out why it doesn't make them happy even though adverts guarantee it as a solution to all of your woes

Small room sounds really nice, and in one docu I watched, NY designers have come up with ways of utilizing small spaces, like collapsible furniture. I just wanna be able to go experience culture and meet people and come back to a place that i can shift around and sleep/work in instead of sitting around in a desolate area where events are a one off and it takes 15 minutes to go anywhere to do anything.

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Joementum posted:

did you not understand that i was obviously joking? like obviously trump would not be concerned about iran.

were the other 500 times jokes too or just this specific instance

GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007

i hope they delete 4chan and reddit

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


boethius
Jul 10, 2001

Space bunnies have three ears

the bitcoin of weed posted:

bitchell posts 1.5 billion times a year by himself

fun fact: 1.5 billion shitposts is also know as a "Bitchell" of posts

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

juche avocado posted:

in what way??

People throwing around "SJW" and whatnot, facebook-level stuff, ya know

It's actually very civil and people are careful to avoid outright political discussions but boy it's no Trump thread, home sweet home

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

Hey, they stopped 1.5 billion low-quality tweets per year. Only 198.5 billion to go!

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
mueller if you are reading this u are good and cool

namaste

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Yinlock posted:

were the other 500 times jokes too or just this specific instance

some were, some weren't. gotta keep it loose in the trump thread.

Oiled and Ready
Oct 11, 2004

He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

I knew this happened but i did not realize the sheer level of gross incompetence involved. Total loving morons

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

UFOTofuTacoCat posted:

We are all gonna have to testify, it seemed like a joke but C-SPAM and Trump Thread are going to get sworn in.

need a suit with "piss tape is real" stitched as its pinstripes

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015


Schnorkles posted:

We should make a "Welcome to C-SPAM!" stickied thread for Mueller and the boys when they come wandering by :hai:

lmao that the joke from the original Trump! thread being about future grad student researchers combing through thousands of bad posts to understand what the hell happened has morphed into these threads becoming part of an ongoing multi-part Congressional and special investigation.

Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin

the bitcoin of weed posted:

can you get weed for sadbrains asking for a friend

sadly i don't think anxiety is on the list

some fuckni website posted:

What conditions qualify for Medical Marijuana in Pennsylvania?

The list of health conditions that currently qualify for Pennsylvania’s Medical Marijuana Program are:

Amyotrophic Lateral Sclerosis
Autism
Cancer
Crohn’s Disease
Damage to the nervous tissue of the spinal cord with objective neurological indication of intractable spasticity
Epilepsy
Glaucoma
HIV (Human Immunodeficiency Virus) / AIDS (Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome)
Huntington’s Disease
Inflammatory Bowel Syndrome
Intractable Seizures
Multiple Sclerosis
Neuropathies
Parkinson’s Disease
Post-traumatic Stress Disorder
Severe chronic or intractable pain of neuropathic origin or severe chronic or intractable pain in which conventional therapeutic intervention and opiate therapy is contraindicated or ineffective
Sickle Cell Anemia

tho it doesn't even matter, weed is like second nature in philly

big city for weed, big city for beer



ok ok i swear i'm done w/ shilling for philly today

bezos, if ur readin this, call me

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
hillary would have appointed cohn

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

brugroffil posted:

https://twitter.com/JuddLegum/status/913498777918599169
https://twitter.com/JuddLegum/status/913499152574803968
https://twitter.com/JuddLegum/status/913499431475007488

How is Cohn so terrible at this? How did they not have a big strategy session before hand and lay out their answers and their consistent messaging?

lol at anyone in this administration doing any planning ever

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

brugroffil posted:

How is Cohn so terrible at this? How did they not have a big strategy session before hand and lay out their answers and their consistent messaging?

*pfffft* HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
we better vote for an official c-spam ambassador to the special prosecutor's office

i vote for agrajag :hai:

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Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

UFOTofuTacoCat posted:

We are all gonna have to testify, it seemed like a joke but C-SPAM and Trump Thread are going to get sworn in.

that one guy's running analysis of the Russian collusion sure is going to come in handy!!

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