TRUMP257: An avalanche of horrific disasters

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Elephanthead: Sep 11, 2008; Toilet Rascal

Jose posted:

cruz's mistake was being the zodiac killer

No he should have owned up to banging bullet farmer.

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white sauce: Apr 29, 2012; by R. Guyovich

Al! posted:

basically as soon as the rich white people condos got built down the block my rent skyrocketed and i moved out

Brutally murder all NYC yuppies

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Louisgod: Sep 25, 2003; Always Watching; Bread Liar

Mueller, typing reddit.com and 4chan.org into browser: oh god, no..... no... no, no, no.. ho-why, why is Sonic even *doing* that......... jesuss..............

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Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Judge: "Mr. Alnilam u need to answer the question"

Alnilam: "I plead the 69th judge"

Judge: Nice

Alnilam: Nice

Prosecutor: Nice

and then he gets carried out on the juries shoulders

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Elephanthead: Sep 11, 2008; Toilet Rascal

zegermans posted:

how is that different if you're the only person on the plane

They charge you for what a seat on a commercial flight would be.

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triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

i'm glad that cspam will get its rightful place in trump history

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This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!

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Yinlock: Oct 22, 2008

Schnorkles posted:

Judge: "Mr. Alnilam u need to answer the question"

Alnilam: "I plead the 69th judge"

Judge: Nice

Alnilam: Nice

Prosecutor: Nice

and then he gets carried out on the juries shoulders

https://twitter.com/dril/status/223751039709495298

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Gringostar: Nov 12, 2016; Morbid Hound

white sauce posted:

Brutally murder all ~~NYC yuppies~~

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Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Louisgod posted:

Mueller, typing reddit.com and 4chan.org into browser: oh god, no..... no... no, no, no.. ho-why, why is Sonic even *doing* that......... jesuss..............

i imagine Mueller as the cold dispassionate type who's seen everything and stoically watches a giant slideshow from r/sonicerotica with a straight face

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galenanorth: May 19, 2016

this reminds me of back when the NSA was monitoring MMORPGs in case terrorists tried to use their private messaging systems to conduct operations

https://www.nbcnews.com/technology/nsas-virtual-waste-time-spying-world-warcraft-harder-you-think-2D11724106

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Joementum: May 23, 2004; jesus christ

Wraith of J.O.I. posted:

this is gonna be one fucken hell of a report if it ever gets published

"We encountered hundreds of chad vs. incels memes with cyrillic text...."

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Agronox: Feb 4, 2005

white sauce posted:

Brutally murder all NYC yuppies

please do not call for my death

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Duscat: Jan 4, 2009; Fun Shoe

Schnorkles posted:

we better vote for an official c-spam ambassador to the special prosecutor's office

i vote for agrajag

powerball

# ? Sep 28, 2017 21:48

FAUXTON: Jun 2, 2005; spero che tu stia bene

Louisgod posted:

Mueller, typing reddit.com and 4chan.org into browser: oh god, no..... no... no, no, no.. ho-why, why is Sonic even *doing* that......... jesuss..............

"Thank god we didn't close gitmo"

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Agrajag: Jan 21, 2006; gat dang thats hot

Schnorkles posted:

Judge: "Mr. Alnilam u need to answer the question"

Alnilam: "I plead the 69th judge"

Judge: Nice

Alnilam: Nice

Prosecutor: Nice

and then he gets carried out on the juries shoulders

*to rapturous applause and adulation*

*then is crowned king of memes and god's own representative to man on earth*

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Jose: Jul 24, 2007; Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

who wants to see the ancient dance of my people

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXw6Pwvizdw

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Elephanthead: Sep 11, 2008; Toilet Rascal

The piss tape is coming from inside C-SPAM!

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galenanorth: May 19, 2016

http://i.imgur.com/8VPNV2H.mp4

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

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An Apple A Gay: Oct 21, 2008

t u r n t

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jr9Kaa1sycs

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boethius: Jul 10, 2001; Space bunnies have three ears

galenanorth posted:

http://i.imgur.com/8VPNV2H.mp4

a nice catte

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Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

galenanorth posted:

http://i.imgur.com/8VPNV2H.mp4

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Star Phlatulence: Jan 14, 2006; by Cyrano4747; Bleak Gremlin

white sauce posted:

Brutally murder all NYC yuppies

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sonatinas: Apr 15, 2003; Seattle Karate Vs. L.A. Karate

if internet sonic dealings get printed in the govt report then it will really be the piss tape that can beat that

# ? Sep 28, 2017 21:51

Lastgirl: Sep 7, 1997; Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

UFOTofuTacoCat posted:

yeah, lots of useless stuff is not cool.
I think I'm just used to having a bit more room from growing up in a poo poo town where space was cheap.

I get why small apartments are cool and have stayed with family in these tiny places. But my lizard brain just reacts to these spaces like "no no no no no no GET OUT!".

The other thing is that sometimes I got to not be around people including my immediate family. I need a break from hearing people be alive and tiny spaces don't help with this.

*pulls mattress from hall and lays it down in the living room which is also my bedroom and goes to sleep*

sounds like claustrophobia, which i have a bit of too

i think people just have phases in their lives, ebb and flow of how they feel at that junction in life where they want more or less of certain things and just straight up preferences

Zeroisanumber posted:

I worked EMS in NYC and horder apartments were the absolute worst. And they were always extra gross because none of them had regular visitors or anything so it'd just be some old man's decomposing corpse on top of a pile of empty Hungry Man boxes. Usually we got a call because the neighbors smelled something bad.

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An Apple A Gay: Oct 21, 2008

you was always my little man
even when you wadn't so little
i'ma miss u little man

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Homeless Friend: Jul 16, 2007

mormonpartyboat posted:

https://twitter.com/AaronBlake/status/913483710858657794

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An Apple A Gay: Oct 21, 2008

i'm the juggernaut

b i t c h

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RealityWarCriminal: Aug 10, 2016

gregday posted:

https://twitter.com/abettel/status/913503100543127554

these people are never, ever going to become better and every one of them needs to be thrown out on their asses

ill take any mattering i can get at this point

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Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

this administration is amazing because they literally continue to choose the worst course of action possible

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boethius: Jul 10, 2001; Space bunnies have three ears

Schnorkles posted:

this administration is amazing because they literally continue to choose the worst course of action possible

at every decision point they make the worst available decision

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Lastgirl: Sep 7, 1997; Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Schnorkles posted:

this administration is amazing because they literally continue to choose the worst course of action possible

peak spite politics

thats all that matters to them

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white sauce: Apr 29, 2012; by R. Guyovich

Schnorkles posted:

i imagine Mueller as the cold dispassionate type who's seen everything and stoically watches a giant slideshow from r/sonicerotica with a straight face

He's a marine so he'd be hooting and hollerin'

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Gringostar: Nov 12, 2016; Morbid Hound

Schnorkles posted:

this administration is amazing because they literally continue to choose the worst course of action possible

it's like choose your own adventure

only instead of figuring out what choices to make to get to best ending you figure out the ones to get the most hosed up one

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Oxxidation: Jul 22, 2007

Lastgirl posted:

sounds like claustrophobia, which i have a bit of too

i think people just have phases in their lives, ebb and flow of how they feel at that junction in life where they want more or less of certain things and just straight up preferences

if you live alone then chances are good that no one will know you're gone until you begin to liquefy

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Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

Schnorkles posted:

this administration is amazing because they literally continue to choose the worst course of action possible

i can't wait till the next north korea episode

this is just monster of the week stuff, i want more mytharc!

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Nonsense: Jan 26, 2007

mormonpartyboat posted:

https://twitter.com/funder/status/913403866783342593

https://twitter.com/randomvagrant/status/913405255114661888

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Gringostar: Nov 12, 2016; Morbid Hound

white sauce posted:

He's a marine so he'd be hooting and hollerin'

that's for r/jailbait though

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Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

god, and the season finale is coming up too, bet it will end on a cliffhanger!!!

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Gringostar: Nov 12, 2016; Morbid Hound

Oxxidation posted:

if you live alone then chances are good that no one will know you're gone until you begin to liquefy

I'm going to wire an exploding vest to myself with a deadmans switch when I go

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pathetic little tramp: Dec 12, 2005; by Hillary Clinton's assassins; Fallen Rib

wanna get this thread in on ground floor of tweet of the year

https://twitter.com/ADACTIVITY/status/913506913106759680

copied the wrong one, meant to copy the first one, but this one is good too

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