TRUMP257: An avalanche of horrific disasters

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mormonpartyboat: Jan 14, 2015; by Reene

Thatim posted:

This is also the first poop I am taking during work hours today. Wtf.

is it more of a rick poop or a morty poop

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Gringostar: Nov 12, 2016; Morbid Hound

GobiasIndustries posted:

What if Trump...but opposite??

neoliberal shill

# ? Sep 28, 2017 22:37

An Apple A Gay: Oct 21, 2008

cut my grass short, the temp dropped twenty degrees overnight, won't have to mow again till spring

hell of a
d e a l

# ? Sep 28, 2017 22:37

Duscat: Jan 4, 2009; Fun Shoe

Gringostar posted:

49 20 61 6d 20 6e 6f 74 20 61 20 62 6f 74 0d 0a 0d 0a 50 69 73 73 20 74 61 70 65 20 69 73 20 72 65 61 6c

googled convert hex to ascii and first hit

how did we even live before the internet

# ? Sep 28, 2017 22:38

jerry seinfel: Jun 25, 2007

im looking forward to pay more taxes for less government services

the poor need to learn to do more with less, just like the rihc learn to do more with more

# ? Sep 28, 2017 22:38

eonwe: Aug 11, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

us government people hire me

im ane xperienced internet warrior. im a veteran of many console wars. ill be a valued asset to fighting the russians ont he internet. namate

# ? Sep 28, 2017 22:38

Shageletic: Jul 25, 2007

Lastgirl posted:

honestly americans have no clue how big their houses are, like its just so loving big and they only use 40% of their space effectively according to some articles I read~ while the rest of their rooms collect dust

im pretty minimal so it sounds really ideal to me because i just cant deal with clutter and worthless trinkets, it drives me crazy. Like if I were to watch an episode of horders, I'd grind my teeth at the insanity. I only like having objects that I can use, that has some actual value instead of just propagating the worthless american myth of more = social status.

Nobody is ever happy with all of their materialism and some people haven't figured out why it doesn't make them happy even though adverts guarantee it as a solution to all of your woes

Small room sounds really nice, and in one docu I watched, NY designers have come up with ways of utilizing small spaces, like collapsible furniture. I just wanna be able to go experience culture and meet people and come back to a place that i can shift around and sleep/work in instead of sitting around in a desolate area where events are a one off and it takes 15 minutes to go anywhere to do anything.

Well NYC is the place for that. Most interesting place in the world.

# ? Sep 28, 2017 22:38

GobiasIndustries: Dec 14, 2007; Lipstick Apathy

Nichael posted:

liek some kinda penisless, not orange person? what would that even be rofl

holy poo poo, it'd be me :stare:

# ? Sep 28, 2017 22:39

RealityWarCriminal: Aug 10, 2016

more like pissage

# ? Sep 28, 2017 22:39

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

eonwe posted:

us government people hire me

im ane xperienced internet warrior. im a veteran of many console wars. ill be a valued asset to fighting the russians ont he internet. namate

i can vouch for this man's intenret warrior credentials!!!!!

# ? Sep 28, 2017 22:39

jerry seinfel: Jun 25, 2007

eonwe posted:

us government people hire me

im ane xperienced internet warrior. im a veteran of many console wars. ill be a valued asset to fighting the russians ont he internet. namate

eonwe will serve proudly in the european dead zone. shitposting and getting sick headshots at the same time

# ? Sep 28, 2017 22:39

Gringostar: Nov 12, 2016; Morbid Hound

eonwe posted:

us government people hire me

im ane xperienced internet warrior. im a veteran of many console wars. ill be a valued asset to fighting the russians ont he internet. namate

I played planetside 2 with this man

I can vouch for this elephants ability to ingest mayo and chili

# ? Sep 28, 2017 22:39

SKULL.GIF: Jan 20, 2017

WAR DOGS OF SOCHI posted:

what the hell? what do you have against ranchera avatars?!

lol

I kept it for two weeks but man I can't even hear the music

# ? Sep 28, 2017 22:39

Star Phlatulence: Jan 14, 2006; by Cyrano4747; Bleak Gremlin

GobiasIndustries posted:

What if Trump...but opposite??

PMURT

# ? Sep 28, 2017 22:40

Nichael: Mar 30, 2011

eonwe posted:

us government people hire me

im ane xperienced internet warrior. im a veteran of many console wars. ill be a valued asset to fighting the russians ont he internet. namate

hire me, i dropped a deep cut eve online conspiracy theory and no one even noticed. that's how much of a veteran i am

# ? Sep 28, 2017 22:40

Duscat: Jan 4, 2009; Fun Shoe

Thatim posted:

This is also the first poop I am taking during work hours today. Wtf.

if i didn't work from home i'd never poop at home

# ? Sep 28, 2017 22:40

the bitcoin of weed: Nov 1, 2014

Duscat posted:

googled convert hex to ascii and first hit

how did we even live before the internet

lookup tables mostly

# ? Sep 28, 2017 22:40

Nichael: Mar 30, 2011

Duscat posted:

if i didn't work from home i'd never poop at home

what even is poop?

# ? Sep 28, 2017 22:40

AARP LARPer: Feb 19, 2005; THE DARK SIDE OF SCIENCE BREEDS A WEAPON OF WAR; Buglord

eonwe posted:

[sarah sanders voice]: trump wasn't talking about megyn kelly's menstrual cycle, thats clear to me. period.

"President Trump has put the most qualified person in charge of his tax plan--"

*sneezes*

ha-JEW!!!

# ? Sep 28, 2017 22:40

Nichael: Mar 30, 2011

Nichael posted:

what even is poop?

# ? Sep 28, 2017 22:41

snoo: Jul 5, 2007

mormonpartyboat posted:

# ? Sep 28, 2017 22:41

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Nichael posted:

said this last time but i fuckin love turtle's face in this picture lmao

# ? Sep 28, 2017 22:41

PostNouveau: Sep 3, 2011; VY till I die; Grimey Drawer

Nichael posted:

with good reason

Ohhhhhhhhh, The Mittani engineered Benghazi as a false flag against the Reddit clan.

# ? Sep 28, 2017 22:42

Nonsense: Jan 26, 2007

Melania wore a dress to the Republican National Convention often compared to a gaping anus by diverse, inclusive Democrats.

With that, Trump won.

# ? Sep 28, 2017 22:42

Shageletic: Jul 25, 2007

hell if I do anything else in this city than drink tho

# ? Sep 28, 2017 22:42

Nichael: Mar 30, 2011

Schnorkles posted:

said this last time but i fuckin love turtle's face in this picture lmao

I like ryan's. it's very ^_^

very:

The Snoo posted:

# ? Sep 28, 2017 22:42

eonwe: Aug 11, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

thank you all, for the votes of confidence

# ? Sep 28, 2017 22:42

The Nastier Nate: May 22, 2005; All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!; Yams Fan

I feel like there's a right wing talking point, something about the left doesn't care when some people benefit more than others when it comes to single payer healthcare for middle class vs poor Americans, but they sure care about some (disgustingly rich) hardworking Americans benefiting more than others for tax reform.
Someone help me refine this so I can grift some Fox News viewers.

# ? Sep 28, 2017 22:42

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

turtles thousand yard stare, the distinct knowledge that this happening and its all going to burn down around him

he knows

he knows

# ? Sep 28, 2017 22:43

Nichael: Mar 30, 2011

The Nastier Nate posted:

I feel like there's a right wing talking point, something about the left doesn't care when some people benefit more than others when it comes to single payer healthcare for middle class vs poor Americans, but they sure care about some (disgustingly rich) hardworking Americans benefiting more than others for tax reform.
Someone help me refine this so I can grift some Fox News viewers.

refine? lol
bing bing bong bong believe me _{believe me}

# ? Sep 28, 2017 22:43

eonwe: Aug 11, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

The Nastier Nate posted:

I feel like there's a right wing talking point, something about the left doesn't care when some people benefit more than others when it comes to single payer healthcare for middle class vs poor Americans, but they sure care about some (disgustingly rich) hardworking Americans benefiting more than others for tax reform.
Someone help me refine this so I can grift some Fox News viewers.

just be white and make up a story about how you lost your job or you got maced by antifa or something and put up a gofundme

# ? Sep 28, 2017 22:43

Star Phlatulence: Jan 14, 2006; by Cyrano4747; Bleak Gremlin

well I don't do it. my body consumes all waste material. it's like the thunderdome in here

# ? Sep 28, 2017 22:43

Zikan: Feb 29, 2004

Schnorkles posted:

Hatch is saying that he wants to keep the state/local deductions

rip tax plan u were too beautiful for this world rt if u cry every time

lol

what's the source on this

# ? Sep 28, 2017 22:43

Duscat: Jan 4, 2009; Fun Shoe

The Nastier Nate posted:

I feel like there's a right wing talking point, something about the left doesn't care when some people benefit more than others when it comes to single payer healthcare for middle class vs poor Americans, but they sure care about some (disgustingly rich) hardworking Americans benefiting more than others for tax reform.
Someone help me refine this so I can grift some Fox News viewers.

add some racist dogwhistles and cram the word "socialism" somewhere in there and you're basically done

# ? Sep 28, 2017 22:43

Nichael: Mar 30, 2011

Schnorkles posted:

turtles thousand yard stare, the distinct knowledge that this happening and its all going to burn down around him

he knows

he knows

except it's not going to burn down around him, he'll be just fine in the end

# ? Sep 28, 2017 22:44

Ben Nerevarine: Apr 14, 2006

The Snoo posted:

# ? Sep 28, 2017 22:44

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Zikan posted:

lol

what's the source on this

https://twitter.com/DMoroses3244/status/913469666919632899

# ? Sep 28, 2017 22:45

boethius: Jul 10, 2001; Space bunnies have three ears

Schnorkles posted:

https://twitter.com/DMoroses3244/status/913469666919632899

oh they're going to have a hell of a time crafting a bill that can pass

# ? Sep 28, 2017 22:45

white sauce: Apr 29, 2012; by R. Guyovich

Shageletic posted:

Well NYC is the place for that. Most piss-covered place in the world.

# ? Sep 28, 2017 22:46

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# ? Jun 5, 2024 06:41

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

boethius posted:

oh they're going to have a hell of a time crafting a bill that can pass

the idea that taxes are somehow "easier" than healthcare is lunacy

# ? Sep 28, 2017 22:46

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