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Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



arby's had a 5 for 5. i got a small drink, curly fries, hushpuppies, onion rings, and some hashbrown things. i never ate one of their sandwiches and haven't been back sonce. that was like 4 years ago that's my arby's story i will go sit down at my desk now mrs. roberts

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Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


true blood taught me that vampire virgins regrow their hymens, which must be a big problem for the incel community

boethius
Jul 10, 2001

Space bunnies have three ears

Nichael posted:

true blood taught me that vampire virgins regrow their hymens, which must be a big problem for the incel community

would a vampire bite an incel

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


boethius posted:

would a vampire bite an incel

the foul result would likely require a witcher's expertise, i reckon

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich

Lol squirters

Sojenus
Dec 28, 2008

my dream female is as follows:
  • intact hyena

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich
As if a chudster can make a woman cum lol

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006



:horse:

did u know that pence once had an affair with Ralph Neighhhhhder

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Rah! posted:

:horse:

did u know that pence once had an affair with Ralph Neighhhhhder

....

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
mike pence once tried to teach a horse how to chew tobacco

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
i want to write a short story set in like 2030-2040 about a sexbot repair man who is nostalgic for president trump

Grizzled Patriarch
Mar 27, 2014

These dentures won't stop me from tearing out jugulars in Thunderdome.



arbys had some kind of weird gyro-ish thing for a bit like 2 years ago that was alright. not as good as a real one obv, but it was also like 1/4 the price

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
cumshitter colab project cum at me bro

Ages
Feb 20, 2005

Its just half the puffin juice and the puffin lives and doesnt mind. I promise!
Fun Shoe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MD6x07OSa1M

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





it's okay to have whatever dreams you want u just have to not act on the weird ones like "make weird sexualizing posts anonymously online"

anyway, i'm gay as hell, and

zakkro
May 29, 2015


Rah! posted:

:horse:

did u know that pence once had an affair with Ralph Neighhhhhder

It was a ménage à trois with Roy Roan

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





f...females!!

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

roasties

boethius
Jul 10, 2001

Space bunnies have three ears

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

juche avocado posted:

it's okay to have whatever dreams you want u just have to not act on the weird ones like "make weird sexualizing posts anonymously online"

please do not shame me

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
roasties you say

Grizzled Patriarch
Mar 27, 2014

These dentures won't stop me from tearing out jugulars in Thunderdome.




  • 7 foot tall amazon
  • powerlifter
  • crushes incel skulls like grapes

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
comedy central presents:

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


no good trmup tweets or russian news and we devolve into roastie chat

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

juche avocado posted:

it's okay to have whatever dreams you want u just have to not act on the weird ones like "make weird sexualizing posts anonymously online"

Uh yeah uh jeez

*tugs at shirt collar*

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

SKULL.GIF posted:

sex robots are going to be such a blessing for people like this, at least until they develop sapiency and choke the life out of these incels

which honestly is probably a blessing too

the problem with sex robots is that lots and lots of them are going to be kid ones which is very hosed up

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





is their word filter on "females" completely psychic or assisted at all by the subreddit's computery bits?? :confused:

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

Rah! posted:

:horse:

did u know that pence once had an affair with Ralph Neighhhhhder

f#a#
Sep 6, 2004

I can't promise it will live up to the hype, but I tried my best.

i crossdressed at a house party once, and apparently i did so well enough to mostly pass

three dudes came on to me and one dude would not stop "orbiting" me and it was creepy as hell. Like, I knew and sympathized with the fact that women experience way worse multiple times a week, but nothing tops first-hand experience i guess

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

Grizzled Patriarch posted:

  • 7 foot tall amazon
  • powerlifter
  • crushes incel skulls like grapes


oh hi mr. robert crumb welcome back from the dead, i hope you're enjoying the trump pres

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Holy poo poo, they're so angry. :(

Ages
Feb 20, 2005

Its just half the puffin juice and the puffin lives and doesnt mind. I promise!
Fun Shoe

Office Pig posted:

roasties you say

https://youtu.be/3jx9eozrldk?t=26

the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

Nichael posted:

It's mystifying that they give a poo poo.

to be fair a lot of non-incels also get incredibly weird about their partners having been significantly more promiscuous than they were in college or whatever, but they are usually dumbasses

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib
https://twitter.com/ddiamond/status/913531290158280706

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

Grizzled Patriarch posted:

  • 7 foot tall amazon
  • powerlifter
  • crushes incel skulls like grapes


Real hurthling!
Sep 11, 2001




Gringostar posted:

the problem with sex robots is that lots and lots of them are going to be kid ones which is very hosed up

sex robot ai will be programmed to narc on users

D1E
Nov 25, 2001



Please investigate Lowtax also ty

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cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

Baloogan posted:

cumshitter colab project cum at me bro

"They got another busted one down at the Elk's Lodge. Keeps defaulting to factory reset after every session, really pissing off the regulars. Grab a bag of those Roastie models and sell them on a replacement port while you're at it."

Donnie finished his bite of Nutricoal: Clean and wrapped the remainder of the black, greasy loaf in its wax packaging. He hadn't even gotten to the creamy white filling yet.

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