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Sojenus
Dec 28, 2008

it's cool that The Market has achieved apotheosis

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EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

white sauce posted:

Clinton is a fascist in a clever disguise

https://twitter.com/kingkonggcash/status/913437204772507649

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

*bellowing like General Zod, as played by Terence Stamp*

HILLARYMAAAAAAAAAAN~~~~~~!!!!!!

comedyblissoption
Mar 15, 2006

bloomberg: More Americans Are Falling Behind on Student Loans, and Nobody Quite Knows Why

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

:thunk:

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

business insider articles are such bullshit sometimes lol

The share of Americans at least 31 days late on loans from the U.S. Department of Education ticked up to 18.8 percent as of June 30, up from 18.6 percent the same time last year, new federal data show

:wow:

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer

white sauce posted:

Clinton is a fascist in a clever disguise
Founding Member of the Dollar Slave Club isn't that elaborate tbh

yoober
Nov 21, 2010

punk rebel ecks posted:

How have the French avoided income inequality spiraling out of control after the 70s, like every other country did?

wealth taxes rule

ThndrShk2k
Nov 3, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo
Bread Liar
:wow:

Bear Retrieval Unit
Nov 5, 2009

Mudslide Experiment

"normal man"

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

Egg Moron
Jul 21, 2003

the dreams of the delighting void


I wonder if he ever puts his pecker through the Clintonmouth nearest his groin and walks around giggling


I would

Willa Rogers
Mar 11, 2005


hahahaha

quote:

Under those income-based repayment plans, meant to help borrowers who can’t afford the typical monthly payment, even debtors with no income can remain in good standing on their loans, so long as they annually document their earnings. They’re why the Obama administration aimed for a “zero default rate," former Education Undersecretary Ted Mitchell said in 2015.

never mind that interest continues to accrue on unpaid-off loans, thus making them impossible to ever pay off.

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer

punk rebel ecks posted:

How have the French avoided income inequality spiraling out of control after the 70s, like every other country did?
They successfully exported their worst spivs to London. We'll see if that holds up after Brexit.

Willa Rogers
Mar 11, 2005

A 2015 department study found that borrowers who fall out of income plans often become delinquent on their debt.


YA DON'T SAY

Anime Schoolgirl
Nov 28, 2002

comedyblissoption posted:

many americans do believe that the fundamental economic system of capitalism is an apolitical issue. to question it is a social taboo. it's an incredibly successful lobotomy.
which is funny because we fought a war over where a prime mechanic of it was a political issue

slavery

Willa Rogers
Mar 11, 2005

other cutting-edge news from bloomberg


Cannabis has been shown to increase users’ appetite, sending many customers of legalized dispensaries to fast-food chains, according to a new study by Green Market Report and Consumer Research Around Cannabis.

Forty-three percent of legal-marijuana users ate at a McDonald’s restaurant in the past four weeks, the survey found. Eighteen percent ate at Taco Bell, while 17.8 percent went to Wendy’s. Those results were significantly higher than among respondents who hadn’t visited a dispensary.

Some 27,500 people responded to the online survey. Other restaurant chains that saw higher consumption from cannabis users included Burger King, KFC, Jack in the Box and Carl’s Jr., according to the study.

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008


please don't doxx me at the gym, me exactly, including how I'm dressed, my weight, the amount of hair on my head, the expression on my face, and how many colors I exist in

babypolis
Nov 4, 2009

Willa Rogers posted:

other cutting-edge news from bloomberg


Cannabis has been shown to increase users’ appetite, sending many customers of legalized dispensaries to fast-food chains, according to a new study by Green Market Report and Consumer Research Around Cannabis.

Forty-three percent of legal-marijuana users ate at a McDonald’s restaurant in the past four weeks, the survey found. Eighteen percent ate at Taco Bell, while 17.8 percent went to Wendy’s. Those results were significantly higher than among respondents who hadn’t visited a dispensary.

Some 27,500 people responded to the online survey. Other restaurant chains that saw higher consumption from cannabis users included Burger King, KFC, Jack in the Box and Carl’s Jr., according to the study.

lol news media is such incredible trash

the best is when you see literally the same loving story, word for word, on multiple sites

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

docbeard posted:

I'm starting to think that Russia actually did something really clever. (I consider this marginally more likely than the supposed American Deep State doing something really clever.)

A few rumors here, a few transparent failed 'hacking' attempts there, a few twitterbots and facebook ads over here, and suddenly everyone is accusing everyone else of having been subverted by the Russian Cybermenace and they didn't actually have to do anything much at all.

They done Monsters On Maple Streeted us.

Pretty much, yeah. lol.

1994 Toyota Celica
Sep 11, 2008

by Nyc_Tattoo

Willa Rogers posted:

other cutting-edge news from bloomberg


Cannabis has been shown to increase users’ appetite, sending many customers of legalized dispensaries to fast-food chains, according to a new study by Green Market Report and Consumer Research Around Cannabis.

Forty-three percent of legal-marijuana users ate at a McDonald’s restaurant in the past four weeks, the survey found. Eighteen percent ate at Taco Bell, while 17.8 percent went to Wendy’s. Those results were significantly higher than among respondents who hadn’t visited a dispensary.

Some 27,500 people responded to the online survey. Other restaurant chains that saw higher consumption from cannabis users included Burger King, KFC, Jack in the Box and Carl’s Jr., according to the study.

lollin at anybody who goes to mcDs instead of jack in the box to quell their munchies

ThndrShk2k
Nov 3, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo
Bread Liar

Willa Rogers posted:

other cutting-edge news from bloomberg


Cannabis has been shown to increase users’ appetite, sending many customers of legalized dispensaries to fast-food chains, according to a new study by Green Market Report and Consumer Research Around Cannabis.

Forty-three percent of legal-marijuana users ate at a McDonald’s restaurant in the past four weeks, the survey found. Eighteen percent ate at Taco Bell, while 17.8 percent went to Wendy’s. Those results were significantly higher than among respondents who hadn’t visited a dispensary.

Some 27,500 people responded to the online survey. Other restaurant chains that saw higher consumption from cannabis users included Burger King, KFC, Jack in the Box and Carl’s Jr., according to the study.
:420:

ThndrShk2k
Nov 3, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo
Bread Liar

babypolis posted:

lol news media is such incredible trash

the best is when you see literally the same loving story, word for word, on multiple sites
Check to see if it's an AP story when you notice it, as it most likely it is.

babypolis
Nov 4, 2009

ThndrShk2k posted:

Check to see if it's an AP story when you notice it, as it most likely it is.

yesh i always imagine its either that or a copy pasted press release

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

white sauce posted:

Clinton is a fascist in a clever disguise

Nah, fascists have principles.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006


wish I had saved the Bernie version of this

ThndrShk2k
Nov 3, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo
Bread Liar

etalian posted:

wish I had saved the Bernie version of this

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMa_YsoBIow

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

russia bribing cops to murder more black people to incite riots... devious

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Captain_Maclaine posted:

NPR had someone on this morning promoting a book he'd written on the history of American Capitalism and over and over he kept insisting that capitalism was best understood divorced from political ideology and purely as a disinterested economic system that just sorta functioned on its own and who's shortcomings were the responsibility of society to ameliorate (and which somehow were not inherent to its own model). I may have sworn a bunch while listening to it.

a literal propagandaist

Phone
Jul 30, 2005

親子丼をほしい。

i can't believe that he paid all of those bros

Gene Hackman Fan
Dec 27, 2002

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

of course a centrist shithead thinks bob corker is a totally good and not at all on the take dude.

couldn't risk the idea of somebody outshining dread abuela, of course.

comedyblissoption
Mar 15, 2006

lesson learned: don't allow univision to host future dnc primary debates

instead ensure you allow networks like cnn to host the debates where the audience will dutifully applaud and holler when clinton asks you to stop bringing up a vote from over 10 years ago when you talk about the iraq war

also in that univision debate after it was officially ended the audience was literally chanting bernie for like over a minute

Ruzihm
Aug 11, 2010

Group up and push mid, proletariat!


docbeard posted:

I'm starting to think that Russia actually did something really clever. (I consider this marginally more likely than the supposed American Deep State doing something really clever.)

A few rumors here, a few transparent failed 'hacking' attempts there, a few twitterbots and facebook ads over here, and suddenly everyone is accusing everyone else of having been subverted by the Russian Cybermenace and they didn't actually have to do anything much at all.

They done Monsters On Maple Streeted us.

hypernormalization specifically said that the russians love doing this sort of thing, 25 years ago back in 2016. How right they were.

comedyblissoption
Mar 15, 2006

here's a hilarious microcosm of media coverage of the sanders campaign where the commentator claims that clinton won the debate as the debate crowd is literally chanting bernie behind him
https://youtu.be/8buIUkFOBTw?t=126

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

loquacius posted:

at least one Seinfeld alum managed to have another successful project post-Seinfeld

Jerry has that thing where he rides in cars with other comedians and Kramer has that thing where he yells racial slurs but that's it

we need a Duckman reunion for George


pappas admitting he's a moron, owned

Willa Rogers
Mar 11, 2005

I looked up that hot new broadband plan that dems were touting yesterday and just lolol

quote:

The Democratic Party is making high-speed Internet access a new plank in its economic agenda as it tries to regain trust among middle-class Americans in the country's heartland.

Democratic lawmakers are calling for $40 billion in new federal funding for infrastructure projects for rural and tribal areas and other regions, whose access to fast, affordable broadband has lagged behind that of dense, urban areas. The proposal, unveiled Thursday, would have Internet providers compete for the right to build out the networks. Also local governments and cooperatives would be eligible for funding, according to a party white paper on the matter.

***

The effort suggests Democrats are seeking to turn Internet access into a campaign issue in upcoming midterm races. By incorporating rural broadband into the party's overarching “Better Deal” economic plan, the “digital divide” is gaining a prominence that has rarely been seen before in the party's platform.

***

But Democrats are likely to face competition for the mantle of Internet-access champion. Some Republicans have made spreading Internet access far and wide a key priority. Ajit Pai, the chairman of the Federal Communications Commission, undertook a multistate tour this year of areas that he said are in desperate need of connectivity.

“If you live in rural America, there’s a better than 1-in-4 chance that you lack access to fixed high-speed broadband at home, compared to a 1-in-50 probability in our cities,” Pai wrote in a reflection on his trip in the summer.

Although Pai is a political appointee, not an elected official, he has argued for the Trump administration to include broadband as part of the White House's infrastructure proposal — a commitment Trump vowed to make during a speech in July in Cedar Rapids, Iowa.

I figured it wouldn't be as cool & good as, say, calling for free municipal wifi, but I didn't think it'd be as weaksauce as jumping on the trump train.

and yes, it'll be buckets full o' cash for telecoms, according to the white paper:

quote:

Existing providers in unserved and underserved areas would be given the opportunity to use funds to upgrade their existing networks to provide high-speed internet at an affordable price for consumers and businesses.

"given the opportunity to use funds" = here comes dat dnc-convention payday, comcast!

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich

Over Easy posted:



oh man this poo poo is great

"I am comfortable as poo poo and I can abstractly imagine myself as part of a continuum of humanity from the comfort of my bullshit nerfball life. Why you complaining poor?"

Pfft, just give it a few more millennia :smugdog:

What's the big deal?

Is there anything bad happening that makes it hard for you to wait on the planet that used to be called earth until Elon Musk can put Bill Gates and his 95 clones on the moon :smugdog:

Concerned Citizen
Jul 22, 2007
Ramrod XTreme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNo-jmBVwFE

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loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

Vox Nihili posted:

Nah, fascists have principles.

say what you will about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude,


Willa Rogers posted:

I looked up that hot new broadband plan that dems were touting yesterday and just lolol


I figured it wouldn't be as cool & good as, say, calling for free municipal wifi, but I didn't think it'd be as weaksauce as jumping on the trump train.

and yes, it'll be buckets full o' cash for telecoms, according to the white paper:


"given the opportunity to use funds" = here comes dat dnc-convention payday, comcast!

:monocle: oh my it looks like the Better Deal was just a business opportunity for Comcast, shock and horror

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