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Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

triple sulk posted:

is there an updated calculator for how little TRUMP is gonna save me in tax cuts

it's just a TI calculator-like thing with one button and a giant LCD screen and it says

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triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



Epic High Five posted:

if u make under 250k a year ur paying way more

that's literally tge whole calc

TRUMP

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
escalators are a primitive brutish mode of short-term transit and the sooner we stop talking about them the sooner i won't have to blow every last one of you dead-headed fuckers to hell

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Nichael posted:

somehow this is getting really good reviews

you say that like its a bad thing :mad:

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Baloogan posted:

im drinking gin giblets like lime juice and gin

i like my gin like i like my gravy



with turkey guts in it

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Office Pig posted:

escalators are a primitive brutish mode of short-term transit and the sooner we stop talking about them the sooner i won't have to blow every last one of you dead-headed fuckers to hell

speaking such ill words of the Escalator is nearly paramount to denying the existence of the Piss Tape...

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
it is green

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
there is no piss tape

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
the piss tape, somehow it's getting really good reviews

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Lastgirl posted:

you say that like its a bad thing :mad:

it's not! I even thought it'd get good reviews, but I didn't think it'd get reviews that good. I'm happy, Blade Runner's my favorite movie.

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Mariana Horchata posted:

idk how it werks out there but where im from if u get a blow out from something like that and have evidence u can bill the municipality for the damages thru nothing more than a claim form, tho not sure how that would play on an I-69??

I have no evidence per municipality because the nature of the screw being embedded in my tire was that it only deflated it when I parked with it resting between the rim and ground. It could've been awhile before it began deflating from when it happened, and the I69 construction stretches for quite a while

combine that with my tires needing replaced anyway within the next 4 months, and it's not worth my contesting it

good note to goons - invest 20 bucks in a 12v tire inflator kit for your trunk, it's massively useful

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Office Pig posted:

there is no piss tape

:yikes:

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

I will never forgive Jill Stein for stealing from JEB!

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


why is TI still allowed to sell technology from the 90s for premium prices

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Al! posted:

i like my gin like i like my gravy



with turkey guts in it

happiness lies inside the bottle of vodka with a pickle the size of an eggplant contained within...

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

Epic High Five posted:

wha do you want some kinda fuckin medal or smtg



EHF I am sad you have attacked at me this way

YOU A FUCKING HAT
Jun 7, 1979

I CAN'T BE STOPPED OR REASONED WITH



Broken Box posted:

voyagers! is good



can u post the link again for me

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


why is cher mad about known russian asset, jill stein, like... 9 months late?

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Jazerus posted:

why is TI still allowed to sell technology from the 90s for premium prices

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Nichael posted:

it's not! I even thought it'd get good reviews, but I didn't think it'd get reviews that good. I'm happy, Blade Runner's my favorite movie.

anyone who would think otherwise, and they will find a reason to complain are philistines and unhappy curs who need to find the business end of a 3x1 cricket bat immediately to solve their own dilemma instead of making GBS threads their pants over it tyvm~ :o:

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

Lastgirl posted:

the piss tape, somehow it's getting really good reviews

somehow? somehow? its the best film of our generation!!!

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



Redgrendel2001
Sep 1, 2006

you literally think a person saying their NBA team of choice being better than the fucking 76ers is a 'schtick'

a literal thing you think.

Hey I wonder what's going on in the rest of the world...

https://twitter.com/LibyaLiberty/status/913598115847929856

YOU A FUCKING HAT
Jun 7, 1979

I CAN'T BE STOPPED OR REASONED WITH



jfc

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


like lmao you probably have heirloom graphing calculators circulating in schools right now

this calculator was my father's before me, and his father's before him. it cannot be drawn from its case without tasting a formula

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Lastgirl posted:

the piss tape, somehow it's getting really good reviews

The Dissolve comes back to life to review The Piss Tape. Keith Phipps gives it a B-.

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
y kant mari post??

Mariana Horchata has issued a correction as of 04:21 on Sep 29, 2017

Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG


Nichael posted:

you can't "move" to avoid the Escalator and the post-Escalator unknown shitshow though. we're not an interstellar species with isolated backwaters. if america goes down, the whole planet goes down.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYakrSp9DqM
"i'll take all yous sons of bitches when i go" is america


this is why I serve :patriot:

Do not touch the trim

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

here

http://www.psp-tv.com/r/NiteCrew

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat

triple sulk posted:

i'm going to wait in line at a nearby walmart for an SNES in 2017

assuming the line isn't already horrible

trump

Oh gently caress that's tomorrow isn't it

Didn't get a pre-order but I hear they're going to make an effort to supply this thing in passable numbers.

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


Redgrendel2001 posted:

Hey I wonder what's going on in the rest of the world...

https://twitter.com/LibyaLiberty/status/913598115847929856

china thinks of xinjiang as their very own wild west complete with restless natives to kill and oppress

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost
it's thursday which means it's a good time for death to america and ed balls

Ugly Tony
May 6, 2005

It's not even Tuesday, dog
iirc china's been cracking down hard on muslims in xinjiang for a few years

:(

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

Office Pig posted:

there is no piss tape

MODS?!

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

Jazerus posted:

like lmao you probably have heirloom graphing calculators circulating in schools right now

this calculator was my father's before me, and his father's before him. it cannot be drawn from its case without tasting a formula

i use my ti-83 to cleanse the world of sins and cosins

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

I'm the pee poo killer

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

that's hot

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

Office Pig posted:

there is no piss tape

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

ban this sick filth

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That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010


Paris Hilton

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