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CaptainCaveman
Apr 16, 2005

Always searching for North.

Aardmania posted:

Piranha Club


... um, what?

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Zereth
Jul 9, 2003



God I hate holbrook's cyber bullshit stuff. That's not how anything works.

~Coxy
Dec 9, 2003

R.I.P. Inter-OS Sass - b.2000AD d.2003AD

One Big Happy
Foob

Kite Pride Worldwide
Apr 20, 2009


Zereth posted:

God I hate holbrook's cyber bullshit stuff. That's not how anything works.

It's that or punchline-less strips about some dyslexic kid. You'll take your nonsense and enjoy it, young man :bahgawd:

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Batman's Shameful Secret › Comic Strip Megathread XVII: You'll take your nonsense and enjoy it

Indolent Bastard
Oct 26, 2007

I WON THIS AMAZING AVATAR! I'M A WINNER! WOOOOO!

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

Zereth posted:

God I hate holbrook's cyber bullshit stuff. That's not how anything works.
At least ususally you can track his insane "logic" back to an idea of some sort. This is...what, the guy's just a lurker, which in bar terms means he's a drinks coaster? What does that even mean?

Zereth
Jul 9, 2003



Evil Mastermind posted:

At least ususally you can track his insane "logic" back to an idea of some sort. This is...what, the guy's just a lurker, which in bar terms means he's a drinks coaster? What does that even mean?
Don't forget he works there.

Sorry, "his avatar" works there.

It's like holbrook's entire experience with the internet was some freeform roleplaying chat room, and he had a severe fever when he was dealing with it so his memories are a bit jumbled.

Julet Esqu
May 6, 2007








Pointspread coming in as today's MVP of the GoComics Luann comments board.

And now, to ruin any happy feelings you might have...

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice
Today's Garf


Zippy


Ripley's

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender
Flash Gordon


2003 Spiderman









The Amazing Giant Thingies


Nancy


Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Gross, Jon.

Family Circus


Rose is Rose


One Big Happy


Foob


Compu-Toon


Bizarro


Dilbert

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!
Nancy



Dustin


Mandrake

Laputanmachine
Oct 31, 2010

by Smythe

Darthemed posted:

Today's Garf


Holy poo poo, Jon.

Aleph Null
Jun 10, 2008

You look very stressed
Tortured By Flan

Parrot Fish are so derpy.

IronSaber
Feb 24, 2009

:roboluv: oh yes oh god yes form the head FORM THE HEAD unghhhh...:fap:
Finally caught up on 3 months worth of pages. So many terrible comics though...

fondue
Jul 14, 2002

Aardmania posted:

9 Chickweed Lane
I'm baffled as to what's going on with her body in the last panel.

Gloomy Rube
Mar 4, 2008




give him some down time you moron, he's working in 50% of these strips, and looking for work in 40% of them. For pete's sake!

Ralepozozaxe
Sep 6, 2010

A Veritable Smorgasbord!

Evil Mastermind posted:

Working Daze is also gross.


There’s got to be a better way!

Kavak
Aug 23, 2009


Laputanmachine posted:

Holy poo poo, Jon.

Guess it's time for this :nws:

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


~Coxy posted:

One Big Happy
Foob


It would have been funnier if it been something like this in the first place.

Haifisch posted:

2003 Spiderman

I like to imagine that one in the back is a bill he sends himself every month.
http://www.cafepress.com/+go_fuck_yourself_purple_square_canvas_pillow,1307328127

F Minus



I could buy that.

Mark Trail



Mary Worth



The Phantom



RIP Locust, we hardly knew you.

Pooch Cafe



Rex Morgan MD



Apartment 3-G

Hel
Oct 9, 2012

Jokatgulm is tedium.
Jokatgulm is pain.
Jokatgulm is suffering.

Johnny Walker posted:



Rex Morgan MD





Ok, first I thought you were loving with us and sneaking in some edit, but they are seriously hiding the dog off-frame, while clearly drawing attention to it. Is this the new Apartment 3G where the writer tries to make the artist draw something they don't give a gently caress about?

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

Buni



Rhymes with Orange



Pros and Cons

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
I hope the dog is an opossum. A skunk would be too obvious.

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Kavak posted:

Guess it's time for this :nws:


Man I forgot that comic. That second to last panel is gold still.

FrumpleOrz
Feb 12, 2014

Perhaps you have not been to the *Playground*.
The *Playground* is for Taalo and for Orz, but *Campers* can go.
It more fun than several.
You can go there for too much fun.
The Lockhorns


Brewster Rockit Space Guy


On The Fastrack


Safe Havens


Kevin & Kell


Mother Goose & Grimm


Hagar The Horrible


Old New Yorker Cartoons

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender

FrumpleOrz posted:

On The Fastrack

"How can I illustrate this brilliant metaphor? :thunk: I know! Just draw a floating yoga mat. That'll get the point across."

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer

FrumpleOrz posted:

Brewster Rockit Space Guy


That's... weird. Tonally weird. Possibly as far as unpleasant.

Simian_Prime
Nov 6, 2011

When they passed out body parts in the comics today, I got Cathy's nose and Dick Tracy's private parts.

Hel posted:

Ok, first I thought you were loving with us and sneaking in some edit, but they are seriously hiding the dog off-frame, while clearly drawing attention to it. Is this the new Apartment 3G where the writer tries to make the artist draw something they don't give a gently caress about?

I'm wondering why the 10-year old boy has the face of a middle-aged man?

mastersord
Feb 15, 2001

Gold Card Putty Fan Club
Member Since 2017!
Soiled Meat

fondue posted:

I'm baffled as to what's going on with her body in the last panel.

Like you've never seen someone bend over, put their hand on their back and break it in 2 places so it follows the curve of their scoliosis

TofuDiva
Aug 22, 2010

Playin' Possum





Muldoon
Ballard Street



Aardmania
Jan 1, 2007

Ruining newspapers since 1993.

Shredded Hen
Heathcliff


Piranha Club


Dick Tracy


Judge Parker


9 Chickweed Lane

I heart bacon
Nov 18, 2007

:burger: It's burgin' time! :burger:


Evil Mastermind posted:

Super-Fun-Pak-Comix non sequiters.


They won't be Sloppy Joes, they'll be Orderly Darens.

Strontium
Aug 28, 2009

Dexter didn't much care for the party.
Bald Sheldon


Take It From the Tinkersons


Dark Side of the Horse


Viivi & Wagner

computer angel
Sep 9, 2008

Make it a double.

I heart bacon posted:

They won't be Sloppy Joes, they'll be Orderly Darens.

I remember and love this reference

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!
Nancy



Dustin


Mandrake

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Arlo and Janis



Tina's Groove Classic (February 15, 2006)



Arlo and Janis Classic (February 15, 1996)



Garfield Classic (February 15, 1986)

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Family Circus


Rose is Rose


One Big Happy


Foob


Compu-Toon


Bizarro


Dilbert

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root
Jun 17, 2000

Booska mask replica...
Oh hey. It's been a while since I checked out the thread. Been busy with hurricane stuff and whatnot...

I caught up on the A3G Bart n'Millie story and even though I was warned I was still pissed off by the inevitable conclusion. Because it's the 60's and if you're married to somebody you stay married to them FOREVER despite the fact they're an arrogant, self-centered, emotionally abusive piece of poo poo who starts hitting on your friends the minute you step out the door because you're worried you're not good enough for him. And of course by the end of the story Bart learned the valuable lesson of, "This chick waits on me hand & foot and earns all the money. I better not piss away my meal ticket... Oh hey Tommie, how YOU doin?" :smug:

Those Brad and Guy Nancies are surprisingly not horrible. Of course I'm going to assume most of them are just plagiarized straight from Bushmiller...

And Greg Evans breaks ahead of Zakour and Kelley in the thrilling race to the bottom of the crap barrel. Yay!

:effort:

root fucked around with this message at 16:47 on Sep 30, 2017

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