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Serf
May 5, 2011


omg i used a capital letter in c-spam what happened to me

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Oil of Paris
Feb 13, 2004

100% DIRTY

Nap Ghost

Mariana Horchata posted:

anyone else ever stretch the fk out of their calf muscle upon waking up and u are forced to immediately contort and manipulate urself just right for the horrible pain to stop? well thats how my day started! thats about as close as i get to sleep paralysis.

yes. that happened just the other day and I had to get out of bed and stand/stretch in order to make it quit. eat some additional potassium, you've owned your calf muscles somehow, maybe by working out and not doing appropriate stretches. I'm pretty sure that's what happened with me

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

(and can't post for 24 days!)

https://twitter.com/MattBinder/status/913604644647075847

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



Serf posted:

omg i used a capital letter in c-spam what happened to me

TRUMP

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009


https://twitter.com/BuzzFeedNews/status/913723782841405441

As pointed out in the article, a fire that big in that room would have set the sprinklers off.

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

Considering Bennett could have easily been killed by the police last month this is especially loving disgusting.

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


https://twitter.com/JebBush/status/913716989037809664

shut up Jeb

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

(and can't post for 24 days!)

Tesseraction posted:

As pointed out in the article, a fire that big in that room would have set the sprinklers off.

Whoah we got a real Young Sheldon over here

Serf
May 5, 2011


Tesseraction posted:

https://twitter.com/BuzzFeedNews/status/913723782841405441

As pointed out in the article, a fire that big in that room would have set the sprinklers off.

of all the things to point out, that seems like the least relevant one

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Mariana Horchata posted:

anyone else ever stretch the fk out of their calf muscle upon waking up and u are forced to immediately contort and manipulate urself just right for the horrible pain to stop? well thats how my day started! thats about as close as i get to sleep paralysis.

felt

hasnt happened for a few months so thats p cool

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/maggieNYT/status/913737577382993921

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Oil of Paris posted:

yes. that happened just the other day and I had to get out of bed and stand/stretch in order to make it quit. eat some additional potassium, you've owned your calf muscles somehow, maybe by working out and not doing appropriate stretches. I'm pretty sure that's what happened with me

ya perhaps also the temperature also plunged like 40 degrees in 12hrs so w/ that plus all the curry and :420: ln i suspect rigor mortis may have been setting in during my 4hr nap

babypolis
Nov 4, 2009


they also ask if you commited genocide or biochemical attacks

HereComesEverybody
Mar 2, 2007

a commodius vicus of recirculation back to Howth Castle and Environs.

With the NFL in the limelight for the past week or so, it's been refreshing and surprising to have not encountered a single "sportsball" joke.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Serf posted:

of all the things to point out, that seems like the least relevant one

buddy so much dumb poo poo happens so fast sometimes you just have to point at a wall and say "wall" so you don't completely lose your grip on reality

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

omg the hospital ship is still in Norfolk ???

Serf
May 5, 2011


Tesseraction posted:

buddy so much dumb poo poo happens so fast sometimes you just have to point at a wall and say "wall" so you don't completely lose your grip on reality

ive already lost my grip on reality. its gonna take one hell of a fake image for me to be fazed at this point

pushpins
Sep 11, 2006


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Serf posted:

of all the things to point out, that seems like the least relevant one

Just post the Veritt code so people know it's fake

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

Whoah we got a real Young Sheldon over here

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

euphronius posted:

omg the hospital ship is still in Norfolk ???

YEP. Check the live map. Still just holding its dick in port

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

punchymcpunch posted:

felt

hasnt happened for a few months so thats p cool

i believe the morale of the story is, just because it feels good doesn't always mean u should. that and the potassium thing.

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

Tesseraction posted:

https://twitter.com/BuzzFeedNews/status/913723782841405441

As pointed out in the article, a fire that big in that room would have set the sprinklers off.

can't believe these thugs knocked over the washington manument.

An Apple A Gay
Oct 21, 2008

too bad
soo sad

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
gently caress im tryin to pos tit but i cant

ttrrruamk

ftrak

fcuk!

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



UFOTofuTacoCat posted:

can't believe these thugs knocked over the washington manument.



lmao

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

UFOTofuTacoCat posted:

can't believe these thugs knocked over the washington manument.



lmbo

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

(and can't post for 24 days!)

I wish there was a high res version of that flag burning photo so I could use it unironically.

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven
https://twitter.com/CNN/status/913705733170061313

"This fake BLM group had over 360k likes! Very influential!"

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Unperson_47 posted:

but a game genie stacked into another game genie stacked into sonick and knuckls stacked into a 32x stacked into a genesis repeat times 69

This but there's just a melted Snickers bar jammed into the top Game Genie.

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014



lmao

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


Lastgirl posted:

gently caress im tryin to pos tit but i cant

ttrrruamk

ftrak

fcuk!

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
i like how hospital ships always have the byobest names :cabot:

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy
911tribute.wmv but replace Hulk Hogan with Ben Roethlisberger

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

Mariana Horchata posted:

anyone else ever stretch the fk out of their calf muscle upon waking up and u are forced to immediately contort and manipulate urself just right for the horrible pain to stop? well thats how my day started! thats about as close as i get to sleep paralysis.

Muscle cramps. I get those too. Sometimes they wake me up and then I have to get up and walk around a little to get the muscle to feel right again. Sux mate.

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


chuds desperately trying to convince other chuds to Stop Football Watching owns because no one is going to do that poo poo lol

An Apple A Gay
Oct 21, 2008

could be potassium deficiency
eat a banana maybe

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

safely sodomized posted:

chuds desperately trying to convince other chuds to Stop Football Watching owns because no one is going to do that poo poo lol

The guy from the NY Daily News was pushing a boycott of the NFL because Kaepernick didn't have a job. Now both sides are boycotting. :ohdear:

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


Tesseraction posted:

https://twitter.com/BuzzFeedNews/status/913723782841405441

As pointed out in the article, a fire that big in that room would have set the sprinklers off.



lol

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


Zeroisanumber posted:

Muscle cramps. I get those too. Sometimes they wake me up and then I have to get up and walk around a little to get the muscle to feel right again. Sux mate.

muscle cramps usually mean youre dehydrated. i occasionally get them after a heavy night

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GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
lmao he hates trips like this
https://twitter.com/DavidWright_CNN/status/913736078795911169

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