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Slugnoid
Jun 23, 2006

Nap Ghost

Proteus Jones posted:

But then my bad decision can't haunt me for the rest of my life.

the director of my department at work has two crossed golden revolvers with the words ARMED ROBBERY SQUAD tattooed across his bicep

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OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002

Grey Fox posted:

I didn't even click the link and I'm trying not to claw my eyes out right now.

so is the lady in the article

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

BraveUlysses posted:

so is the lady in the article

She's winning.

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



Byzantine posted:

"Nurr hurr hurr i'm gonna get ink injected into my loving eyeball by Big Rusty for fifteen bucks!"
"oh gee something bad happened, who could have foreseen this"

She never saw it coming! :suicide:

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Slugnoid posted:

the director of my department at work has two crossed golden revolvers with the words ARMED ROBBERY SQUAD tattooed across his bicep

I almost had "Take What You Can" and "Give Nothing Back" tattooed down my forearms before I decided I wanted to get sleeves (then only followed through on half of one). Would have been a cool tattoo for a guy in finance though.

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

Solice Kirsk posted:

I almost had "Take What You Can" and "Give Nothing Back" tattooed down my forearms before I decided I wanted to get sleeves (then only followed through on half of one). Would have been an extremely relevant and applicable tattoo for a guy in finance though.

FTFY

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Skateboarders are a different breed, though. They often do film it every time and keep going until they nail it or they're too hosed up to continue and they often post the fuckups as well as the successes.

Here's another video of a skateboarder refusing to give up on a jump even though it keeps kicking his rear end, to the point where he's sidelined for 6-8 months after loving his knee in one fall:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4GFIXrybfKg

And here's a Hall of Meat compilation! Somewhat :nms: if you have a smidgen of empathy or compassion left because watching people ragdoll down concrete steps in slow motion can be somewhat unpleasant at times. The guy at 8:40 bleeds a heck of a lot as well.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpQNL-BrErc
... but the guy at 1:07 who breaks his board on his nuts is :discourse:

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

... but the guy at 1:07 who breaks his board on his nuts is :discourse:

Breaking wood with just your balls is a lot of effort, man. Be proud.

bows1
May 16, 2004

Chill, whale, chill

Euphoriaphone posted:

You can find extra schad on IHeartMedia's wikipedia page. The have massive debt and "on April 20th, 2017, the company warned investors that it may not survive over the next 10 months."

Yeah I mean I work for them and that email was fun to get :toot:

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you
https://i.imgur.com/iWDLdpl.mp4

Bogatyr
Jul 20, 2009
https://twitter.com/WSHHVlDS/status/913145888939311105

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

Proteus Jones posted:

Woman Oozing Purple Liquid From Eye Due To Botched Tattoo

http://philadelphia.cbslocal.com/2017/09/28/purple-eye-tattoo/
:nms: PICS MAY BE A BIT DISTURBING :nms:



I didn't even know this was a thing.

I remember seeing something about it a few years back when they were first trying it. The inspiration was Paul Muad'dib from Dune.

Sexual Aluminum
Jun 21, 2003

is made of candy
Soiled Meat

Samizdata posted:

I remember seeing something about it a few years back when they were first trying it. The inspiration was Paul Muad'dib from Dune.

It is by meth alone I set my life in motion. It is by the juice of Big Rusty that eyes acquire ink, the cheeks acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by meth alone I set my life in motion.

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

Sexual Aluminum posted:

It is by meth alone I set my life in motion. It is by the juice of Big Rusty that eyes acquire ink, the cheeks acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by meth alone I set my life in motion.

:golfclap:

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009
https://i.imgur.com/uVE6HD1.gifv

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://i.imgur.com/mHYGwOq.gifv

World War Mammories
Aug 25, 2006



rare footage of me posting

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

World War Mammories posted:

rare footage of me posting

hell, same

Indolent Bastard
Oct 26, 2007

I WON THIS AMAZING AVATAR! I'M A WINNER! WOOOOO!

I was waiting for the ceiling to fail. I am glad she fell.

Velocity Raptor
Jul 27, 2007

I MADE A PROMISE
I'LL DO ANYTHING

Slugnoid posted:

the director of my department at work has two crossed golden revolvers with the words ARMED ROBBERY SQUAD tattooed across his bicep

Totally read that as "golden retrievers."

"They just think they're playing fetch :3:"

Doggles
Apr 22, 2007


Not only did fake cancer woman inspire that woman not to get treated, that woman went on to inspire her own mother not to get treated either.

quote:

Her mother, Sharyn, was diagnosed with breast cancer in April 2011[8] and also pursued alternative treatments, dying of her untreated disease in October 2013; according to surgical oncologist and breast cancer specialist Dr. David Gorski this was consistent with the expectations for untreated disease.[9]

:ughh:

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://i.imgur.com/hwy49TW.gifv

https://i.imgur.com/di6HmHH.gifv

https://i.imgur.com/jrMPs0A.gifv

https://i.imgur.com/zV0ReLe.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/4mRlYCG.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/9e5i8E0.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/37d1xZr.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/qz6n3ws.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/EgyfXJd.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/5urfYN9.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/kYHDXoV.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/RcFeFlg.gifv

https://i.imgur.com/rR8wjBA.gifv

https://i.imgur.com/yNmp9mC.mp4

Flash Gordon Ramsay
Sep 28, 2004

Grimey Drawer
I feel like you might have a very specific fetish. Not judging, just saying.

Teddybear
May 16, 2009

Look! A teddybear doll!
It's soooo cute!


Velocity Raptor posted:

Totally read that as "golden retrievers."

"They just think they're playing fetch :3:"

That would make a way better tattoo.

Sininu
Jan 8, 2014



Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:

I feel like you might have a very specific fetish. Not judging, just saying.
Noticed that as well :v

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:

I feel like you might have a very specific fetish. Not judging, just saying.

don't kinkshame :smugdog:

Nah, they were all in the same dump on imgur

The Duck of Death
Nov 19, 2009

Scalper buys all remaining SNES Classics at Toys R Us, gets hit by car.

Fuzz posted:

So we just had a trauma patient come in on northern NJ. Went to TRU and waited with 40 other people to get one, TRU only had 5 that weren't preorders. They promptly sold all 5 to the first guy in line, he was promptly hit by a car in the parking lot and several others were trampled.


Strong work, Nintendo. Even stronger work by TRU.

:shepface:

XIII
Feb 11, 2009


Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:

I feel like you might have a very specific fetish. Not judging, just saying.

After seeing that post, I think I might have it too.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

XIII posted:

After seeing that post, I think I might have it too.

:buddy:

Harry Potter on Ice
Nov 4, 2006


IF IM NOT BITCHING ABOUT HOW SHITTY MY LIFE IS, REPORT ME FOR MY ACCOUNT HAS BEEN HIJACKED

Perfect

AlmightyBob
Sep 8, 2003

Tom Price resigned

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Dizz
Feb 14, 2010


L :dva: L
I bet he ate that cat.

yaffle
Sep 15, 2002

Flapdoodle

His loving channel has about 200 videos of him eating immense piles of awful poo poo, all of which are so annoying they're unwatchable.

18 Character Limit
Apr 6, 2007

Screw you, Abed;
I can fix this!
Nap Ghost

yaffle posted:

His loving channel has about 200 videos of him eating immense piles of awful poo poo, all of which are so annoying they're unwatchable.

But enough about LA Beast.

Toast Museum
Dec 3, 2005

30% Iron Chef

drat, that got even darker when I realized I had the timeline backwards.

Zaphod42
Sep 13, 2012

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

Where's the scootyfroot? Just on cops because?

Like I'm all for recording the police but you can't be yelling poo poo at em and distracting mid-arrest. And the whole "why do you need 3 people to arrest 1 guy" is dumb as hell, think for 5 seconds.

KingSlime
Mar 20, 2007
Wake up with the Kin-OH GOD WHAT IS THAT?!
i'm with you there, dude was trying to get a reaction and I am surprised he didn't get one

cops have reacted for much gentler baiting before, pretty sure calling an officer a bitch in an aggressive tone could somehow be construed as harassment or verbal assault if push came to shove

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Zaphod42
Sep 13, 2012

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

Fake performance poo poo

KingSlime posted:

i'm with you there, dude was trying to get a reaction and I am surprised he didn't get one

cops have reacted for much gentler baiting before, pretty sure calling an officer a bitch in an aggressive tone could somehow be construed as harassment or verbal assault if push came to shove

Yeah I was really hoping it'd end with the guy calling the cops bitches getting arrested, so schaden on me I guess

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