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KillerJunglist
May 22, 2007

Lion of Judah protect you, Jah be praised.

PetraCore posted:

Yeah the typical modern American has much more access to foods that can mess with your teeth than the average hunter-gatherer, just by virtue of globalization, agriculture, etc. Sugar is a huge aspect. 'Cavepeople' tended to have surprisingly good teeth, but the downside was when they DID get cavities or had other tooth problems it was likely fairly debilitating.

EDIT: Like now you can just get a filling and try not to get another cavity, but back then I imagine you had to just pull the tooth and hopefully you've got something to dull pain for the surgery.

My family all have bad teeth and I have type 1 diabetes which means more sugars and lower ph in my mouth. Thank god for root canals or I'd be missing all my front teeth and most of my molars.

Anyway, long whiney incel rant from YouTube: https://youtu.be/5tuf59ex-U0

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Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




Shave all non-head hair

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

Shave all non-head hair

It seems like a good idea now but when youre being tried by the victorious Allied Eyelash Mites youll find that just following orders wont hold up in the face of your genocide.

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

Guy Mann posted:

Because it feels good and it looks good and practicing basic hygiene is a fundamental part of the social contract

You don't see people going "well, in nature adults would have all their teeth rot out of their head in their 20s so if you like straight white teeth you're actually a pedophile" or "You like short well-kept fingernails and toenails? You mean like on a child???" but dudes who are into body hair are up there with dudes who love eating pussy/rear end in terms of being obnoxious and performative about how open-minded and enlightened they are and how a sexual preference they had zero choice in having makes them better than everyone else.

I've noticed guys who prefer brunettes can be like this too.

DragQueenofAngmar posted:

it's not more hygienic to shave or nair. I am all for trimming and grooming, for both genders. weird how the "shave it bald" trend followed right after heroin chic tho, the fashion movement based on photographing a 13 year old in sexualized ways 🤔

Heroin chic was about paedophilia?

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


Who cares what consenting adults do with their hair no matter whose preference it is, holy poo poo.

Fartbox
Apr 27, 2017
What's happening? Dri fu an only two? what is this?
Is this an avatar? I don't know rm dunk

I shave the penis and my back and my shoulders


Body hair is pointless and in the way

Android Blues
Nov 22, 2008

People can like whatever they like but viewing women not shaving their pubes as being like, some failure of hygiene or social obligation is ridiculous. Body hair is healthy and harmless, and in fact shaving/waxing down to the skin can cause hives, razor burn and infections and winds up being less "hygienic", as if that's really a concern at all.

Furia
Jul 26, 2015

Grimey Drawer
I'd never heard of this before in my life

Like who the gently caress watches porn and thinks it's all representative of anything (incels aside)

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
Dude dude dude, just listen. The chick, she's like us. And the guy railing her? That's the system, maaaan. We're all getting hosed by the system! I told you this video was deep, dude

Enfys
Feb 17, 2013

The ocean is calling and I must go

This thread appears to be talking about teeth and pubes now, but last time I was reading it the subject of sex robots for incels kept coming up, so I thought I would leave this here:

Sex robot sent for repairs after being molested at tech fair

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
But is there a line of merkins compatible with the sex robot, and do they come in anime shapes/colors?

54 40 or fuck
Jan 4, 2012

No Yanda's allowed

Jon Irenicus posted:

I'm starting to wonder: do I work with some of these people? Is Quiet Jeff secretly a hatemongering rage addict? Is the person who eats lunch at their desk only there because everything about him to reprehensible for social interaction?

It's possible. Let me share with you my brush with an incel that left me totally terrified.
There was a guy I went to highschool with who was nice enough, but he got made fun of a lot. I thought that was really lovely and was always cordial/nice to him. Anyway, after highschool he told me he had always been attracted to me. By then I'd already been in a relationship for over a year and I wasn't attracted to him so I did say that was a flattering thing to hear, and hey, nice talking with you.

Fast forward maybe four years and I'm out at lunch with a friend and my husband. Table next to us is empty, but clearly occupied. Out from the bathroom comes the same guy, who asks to join us. We said yes because we were kind of up against the wall, he was less than a foot away from us regardless. He was so, so loving weird. At one point he was asking what we were up to and I had explained that we were going to be getting married soon, and had just bought our first house. As my husband and my friend were talking, I heard him mutter something under his breath about how our lives were "so perfect that it would be so tragic if one of us got into a car wreck and died or something horrible". I was totally shocked, I didn't even know how to loving react and we were thankfully right at the end of our meal. It was clear he was going to try and get a ride from us and so we made a quick exit citing that we were going to pick up a friend and going the opposite direction anyway.
Later I found out he admitted to torturing small animals when he showed up uninvited at a party.
Like who loving knows around what corners these people lurk.

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


Enfys posted:

This thread appears to be talking about teeth and pubes now, but last time I was reading it the subject of sex robots for incels kept coming up, so I thought I would leave this here:

Sex robot sent for repairs after being molested at tech fair

DragQueenofAngmar
Dec 29, 2009

You shall not pass!

Benny Harvey posted:

Heroin chic was about paedophilia?

given the way kate moss was photographed for massive underwear billboards as a literal child, i would argue yes

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
Have you taken the Neck Pill?:

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

Neckcel

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
My favorite quote from this historic document:



Have you ever trained for a COMBAT SPORT?

goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014


Barack Obama, noted non-powerful neckcel

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

Literally A Person posted:

My favorite quote from this historic document:



Have you ever trained for a COMBAT SPORT?

Lol. Imagine just your neck becoming so ridiculously thick but the rest of the body not being able to keep up. I know it's biologically impossible but still.

Enfys
Feb 17, 2013

The ocean is calling and I must go

"Having demonstrated the quality and quantity of my concentrated nerve power, let me now taste your pee, female."

Fartbox
Apr 27, 2017
What's happening? Dri fu an only two? what is this?
Is this an avatar? I don't know rm dunk

I like how he includes male models and sex symbols and still decides that they should get thicker necks

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

Fartbox posted:

I like how he includes male models and sex symbols and still decides that they should get thicker necks

Hmm. I'm starting to think the writer has a fetish for thick male necks and doesn't want to realize or admit to it

chumbler
Mar 28, 2010

What if neck training is a cope, but their neck becomes too thick for the rope?

Zeruel
Mar 27, 2010

Alert: bad post spotted.
The rope is cope.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

chumbler posted:

What if neck training is a cope, but their neck becomes too thick for the rope?

:ohdear:

Zeruel posted:

The rope is cope.

You are misteaken. The only non-cope is the rope.

Zeruel
Mar 27, 2010

Alert: bad post spotted.
Ropeocope.

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop
Cope-rope-philia

KillerJunglist
May 22, 2007

Lion of Judah protect you, Jah be praised.
Everything is a pill for these people. I really can't imaging basing my whole philosophy's nomenclature from one scene in an old movie.

I honestly can't tell the difference in a lot of those pictures, and some look a lot better with thinner necks (although that might be bad photoshoping).

edit:

Enfys posted:

"Having demonstrated the quality and quantity of my concentrated nerve power, let me now taste your pee, female."



Better taste like berries and cream!

Edit 2: Speaking of which, I think I found a video of that "berries and cream" incel guy:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYX_zhlTDr8&t=14s

KillerJunglist fucked around with this message at 19:04 on Sep 29, 2017

green chicken feet
Nov 5, 2015

spray-paint the vegetables
dog food stalls
with the beefcake pantyhose
Grimey Drawer
My daily weekly monthly shower isn't complete without Cope On A Rope (TM)

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


Obama's poster but it has COPE written on it (his neck is also slighy thinner than in the original).

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Even the pillowcels are getting rejected.

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


incel posted:

This is the minimum look required to slay if you are half-Asian

My Linux Rig
Mar 27, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 6 years!

Say Nothing posted:

Even the pillowcels are getting rejected.



Is there a term for incels that get rejected by inanimate objects? Animicel?

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
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Biscuit Hider
Pizza and milk?

Jfc slow down on the dairy

goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014


fruit on the bottom posted:

Pizza and milk?

Jfc slow down on the dairy

fartcel

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

Every time they use the word "degenerate" or its variations, I'm like "oh yeah, these guys are Nazis"

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

I like that he thinks in this made up story the dudes were cheering for him pissing and not for loving two women.

Jack-Off Lantern
Mar 2, 2012

Hey now,thats unfair to Nazis and incels themselves must be an untermensch category

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My Linux Rig
Mar 27, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 6 years!

It's me, the virgin whose undateable due to my unceasing and loud flatulence

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