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Vasudus
May 30, 2003
My dad got accepted into the Chicago College of Performing Arts but the timing was all hosed up and he didn't have any pull with the draft board since he was poor and from a blue collar family. So he enlisted in the Navy before he had to report and was a damage control guy on a quartermaster ship that sat in the delta. His twin was a horrendous fuckup and got assigned to the Wasp as a welder.

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Mr. Mambold
Feb 13, 2011

Aha. Nice post.



NUKES CURE NORKS posted:

I probably would have been an anti-war pot smoking hippy tbh.

That was me then for sure. :420::hf::420:

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

The idiocy skips a generation in my family. My grandfather volunteered for the army, my dad never got called, I volunteered for the army, and I'll be frank in telling my kids how loving stupid they are if they enlist.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


tastefully arranged labia posted:

The idiocy skips a generation in my family. My grandfather volunteered for the army, my dad never got called, I volunteered for the army, and I'll be frank in telling my kids how loving stupid they are if they enlist.

My boy wouldn't last a day with his defiance disorder.

#blessed
#notreally

Mr. Mambold
Feb 13, 2011

Aha. Nice post.



I was shooting the poo poo a year ago with a plumber friend of mine I've known for years, but never knew he served in Vietnam. Turns out he was on one of those Navy gunboats, which does not sound like a fun thing. So one time, scared as poo poo he's manning the 50 cal or 60 cal or whateverthefuck cal gun on the front deck while they're plying upstream through the jungle. And he sees these a pack of these dark shadowy dude shapes on the bank keeping up with the boat. Black pajamas for sure, so Fred opens up with that gun for all he's worth.
He slaughtered a whole troop. Of monkeys.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

I was one day short of being drafted, but my retarded self would have enlisted obviously.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Mr. Mambold posted:

I was shooting the poo poo a year ago with a plumber friend of mine I've known for years, but never knew he served in Vietnam. Turns out he was on one of those Navy gunboats, which does not sound like a fun thing. So one time, scared as poo poo he's manning the 50 cal or 60 cal or whateverthefuck cal gun on the front deck while they're plying upstream through the jungle. And he sees these a pack of these dark shadowy dude shapes on the bank keeping up with the boat. Black pajamas for sure, so Fred opens up with that gun for all he's worth.
He slaughtered a whole troop. Of monkeys.

Dude. Racist.

Mr. Mambold
Feb 13, 2011

Aha. Nice post.



I think I posted that here before and got the same comment.

LongDarkNight
Oct 25, 2010

It's like watching the collapse of Western civilization in fast forward.
Oven Wrangler
My dad was in 'Nam 68-69, 1st Cav Artillery. He thought the war was wrong but when his draft number came up he answered the call because that's what his father did in W-W-2. He saw some poo poo, shot some gooks, hosed some whores in Thailand.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Dad was born on 56' so he missed Vietnam. Joined the Air Force in 83' because the economy was in the toilet, where he worked the only job he really liked. Talked about finishing out his time in the reserves but then pit it off tpo many times until it was too late. Too bad, he hates working corrections.

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones
Dad was born in 46, joined the IL Guard, got to beat on hippies during the '68 riots

MA-Horus
Dec 3, 2006

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

My uncle got drafted, the recruiter found out he raced hot rods and made him a Huey mechanic.

Deaf in one ear from the rockets and MGs.

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

I liked in episode 4 when they were talking about how well-connected rich white people joined the national guard and reserve to avoid the draft while showing a photo of George W. Bush. But they didn't actually tell you it was him pictured, they just let you figure it out.

e: So I thought I recognized the one guy being interviewed in this documentary. Sam Wilson is one of the most influential people you've never heard of. He gave a speech at a dining out we had in ROTC and told a story about his grandmother, who was a girl during the civil war and saw a union officer and a Confederate private hold each other as they died in her house at the battle of Appomattox Courthouse.

He apparently died a few months ago.

psydude fucked around with this message at 05:08 on Sep 29, 2017

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Chowing down on fresh caught squid and a growler of local beer.

Dad level rising.

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

wireless charging is cool and good and the future

the future is rad sometimes despite the inevitable nuclear war

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011

LingcodKilla posted:

Chowing down on fresh caught squid and a growler of local beer.

Dad level rising.

:cheers:

Drinking an IPA that tastes like pine needles. This beer is peak PNW.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Kazinsal posted:

:cheers:

Drinking an IPA that tastes like pine needles. This beer is peak PNW.

Got a red ale from Slaughter County. It's decent.

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011

LingcodKilla posted:

Got a red ale from Slaughter County. It's decent.

Ooh. I'll see if I can find that up here. This one is a Granville Island Infamous IPA.

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
loving Vietnam documentary is brutal and I have to watch it in parts because it pisses me off and hits incredibly close to home sometimes with the interviews. Goddamn, goons if you're still on the fence about this you need to watch it.

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
Imagine the one we'll get for Iraq/Afghanistan

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av
How long is this thing? Ken Burns is the guy who makes like 10 hour series on a single season of baseball right?

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Proud Christian Mom posted:

Imagine the one we'll get for Iraq/Afghanistan
"Well, we didn't have any hookers in Ghazni, but there was a portashitter tucked up close enough to the HESCOs that it didn't get blasted by the sun in the afternoon."

McNally
Sep 13, 2007

Ask me about Proposition 305


Do you like muskets?
My uncle served in Vietnam and I had always assumed it was around '65-'66 because he was older than my dad, who enlisted in the Air Force in '67. He was visiting this spring and we got to talking and it turns out he was actually there from '67 to '68, skipping town juuuust before Tet.

But to hear him tell his stories, you'd have thought he was in Germany or something. He was a clerk, not a grunt, so his experience was vastly different.

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

Naked Bear posted:

"Well, we didn't have any hookers in Ghazni, but there was a portashitter tucked up close enough to the HESCOs that it didn't get blasted by the sun in the afternoon."

Pfft, the Poles didn't need hookers. Between their distillery near the arty pit and their porn shack, they were set.

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

psydude posted:

Pfft, the Poles didn't need hookers. Between their distillery near the arty pit and their porn shack, they were set.

That shack was loving disgusting. My company cleaned it up and I'm not sure how it wasn't just burned to the ground.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

psydude posted:

porn shack
lol

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
Porn shack is an understatement. I'll check around and see if any of the guys that were there took pictures of the place.

Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011
:suspense: Like, was it a Manhole, or a full on gently caress dungeon?

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Dead Reckoning posted:

:suspense: Like, was it a Manhole, or a full on gently caress dungeon?

Comrade, is your turn in barrel this week.

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

Pesticide20 posted:

That shack was loving disgusting. My company cleaned it up and I'm not sure how it wasn't just burned to the ground.

We ended up tearing it down and burning the debris, so it got what it deserved.

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

Dead Reckoning posted:

:suspense: Like, was it a Manhole, or a full on gently caress dungeon?

Yes. Imagine two medium sized B huts connected to each other plastered with hustler spreads and private rooms for whatever.

Pesticides' unit cleaned most of it up. We just ended up tearing down and burning what was left.

They also had a fully functional distillery complete with a pot still and fermentation vats.

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Kazinsal posted:

:cheers:

Drinking an IPA that tastes like pine needles. This beer is peak PNW.

Sierra Nevada's Torpedo is great for that if you're feeling like a super-hopped beer.

I just filled a growler with 7 seas' cascadian dark ale(the beers that used to be called dark IPAs even though that doesn't make any loving sense). It's real good, great malt flavor and not overhopped.

edit: also using this thing for growlers now. It cost a bit (~$120) but I bought it with the excuse that I needed it for the wedding. It keeps the beer under CO2 pressure so the beer will keep for weeks instead of days. You can also modify it to dispense nitro coffee, get a 128oz growler, and all sorts of poo poo with it, just don't try to push 60 psi or something into it.

Slim Pickens fucked around with this message at 17:38 on Sep 29, 2017

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
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:suspense: Like, was it a Manhole, or a full on gently caress dungeon?
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Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

oh god there has to be pics

I need to know more

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Proud Christian Mom posted:

Imagine the one we'll get for Iraq/Afghanistan
"I sat in an air conditioned trailer for six months and jacked off to anime. Then there was Salsa Night...I guess what I'm trying to say is that war is hell."

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
Our company is having a workplace respect training seminar today. This gem came from a software dev:

quote:

Say I grope someone at work and they don't go to HR but to the police. Am I protected since it happened at work and wasn't reported to HR?

I cannot stop laughing.

Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!


:lol: what the gently caress?

What an oddly specific question.

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

[-]

cowboy elvis posted:

Our company is having a workplace respect training seminar today. This gem came from a software dev:


I cannot stop laughing.

And that's why these programs are about as useful as active shooter training or be less racist please training

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
Every girl who heard it through others is immediately like, "WHO ASKED THAT?!"

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UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

psydude posted:

Yes. Imagine two medium sized B huts connected to each other plastered with hustler spreads and private rooms for whatever.

Pesticides' unit cleaned most of it up. We just ended up tearing down and burning what was left.

They also had a fully functional distillery complete with a pot still and fermentation vats.

It was covered in stains. Where there wasn't porn somehow stuck to the walls they decided to try their hands at drawing, and well, some of the results displayed actual talent. Others were not so good. Think Dennis from It's Always Sunny drawing dresses but scrawled onto plywood. There were rat droppings, piss bottles, and all kinds of rubbish all over the place. It was beyond disgusting and I used up a few favors to make sure that the guys in my fire team didn't have to clean it up.

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