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blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY

Gigi Galli posted:

That's very obviously a oval office.

Seeing how it seems intent on loving itself, Id say it's both.

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Aug 31, 2004


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do we have an updated DUI XI?

Loving Africa Chaps
Dec 3, 2007


We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

Bacon Terrorist posted:

Rooney gets 100 hours community service and £170 fine for drink driving, Everton fine him two weeks wages thought to cost £300k and then whatever Coleen rinses him for in the divorce.

Lol Coleen has 0 self respect, she won't divorce him until he stops earning more money

Brony Car
May 22, 2014

by Cyrano4747

Loving Africa Chaps posted:

Lol Coleen has 0 self respect, she won't divorce him until he stops earning more money

I can't imagine life as a divorced mother of 4 kids is that awesome either.

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Aug 31, 2004


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she can get 100k per critter until they're 18, pretty sure she'll be fine

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY

Brony Car posted:

I can't imagine life as a divorced mother of 4 kids is that awesome either.

It probably rules with half of Rooney's money, tbh.

Anyone know if she signed a prenup?

TwoDogs1Cup
May 28, 2008

DOUGIE DOUGIE DOUGIE! MY LOVE, HE MAKES MY EMPTY HEART FULL! DOUGIE! THE BEST FOREVER THE BEST DOUGIEEE! <3 <3 - TwoDougies1Cup

blue footed boobie posted:

It probably rules with half of Rooney's money, tbh.

Anyone know if she signed a prenup?

Rooney isn't that smart and doubt she'd be dumb enough to if he had one anyway tbh

Bacon Terrorist
May 7, 2010

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022

Brony Car posted:

I can't imagine life as a divorced mother of 4 kids is that awesome either.

She'll probably just do a Katie Price and release loads of media to stay relevant while getting rattled by a string of young toy boys.

chuggo is BACK
Jul 1, 2008




"Chuggo"

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Bacon Terrorist posted:

She'll probably just do a Katie Price and release loads of media to stay relevant while getting rattled by a string of young toy boys.

lucky...

ultrabindu
Jan 28, 2009
Mark Sampson set to leave as England women's team manager

quote:

He was accused of discrimination by Chelsea forward Eniola Aluko but has been cleared of wrongdoing by two investigations and vehemently denies the allegations.

The exact reason for his exit remains unclear but the FA is expected to confirm his departure at a press conference this afternoon.

:thunk:

HJB
Feb 16, 2011

:swoon: I can't get enough of are Dan :swoon:
Sampson is the EWNT's Mandela.

Brony Car
May 22, 2014

by Cyrano4747

HJB posted:

Sampson is the EWNT's Mandela.

Mandela asking someone how many times he or she has been arrested would be Mandela's way of trying to make friends and find something in common, though.

Byolante
Mar 23, 2008

by Cyrano4747
Seems like an extremely successful and well liked coach had his career ruined by spurious claims by a SJW, this is trumps america!

Macarius Wrench
Mar 28, 2017

by Lowtax
Is that the same Aluko who said their religious faith was tested because they lost a football game or was that the brother, haha.

Byolante
Mar 23, 2008

by Cyrano4747
NEYMAR could force PSG to sell Edinson Cavani to Real Madrid, after their penalty row, according to reports in Spain.

PirateBob
Jun 14, 2003

Byolante posted:

NEYMAR could force PSG to sell Edinson Cavani to Real Madrid, after their penalty row, according to reports in Spain.

lol

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Juventus president Andrea Agnelli has been banned for a year for his role in the sale of match tickets to mafia-linked supporters' groups.

The 41-year-old was also fined 20,000 euros (£17,600), while Juventus must pay 300,000 euros (£264,000) and three other club officials were banned.

Agnelli was accused of helping to sell tickets - later resold at a huge profit - to 'ultras' fans, some with alleged links to organised crime.

He and the club plan to appeal.

Prosecutor Giuseppe Pecoraro had requested a 30-month suspension and 50,000 euro (£44,000) fine for Agnelli at the Italian Football Federation (FIGC) hearing.

http://www.bbc.com/sport/football/41388064

Byolante
Mar 23, 2008

by Cyrano4747
What criminal enterprise will Juventus not get involved in?

sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost
Not a footballer going feral per se but this American fan really didn't give a crud and was arrested for it :patriot::
http://minnesota.cbslocal.com/2017/09/27/soccer-fan-indecent-exposure/



Also surprising to no one, she works at a microbrewery.

funkybottoms
Oct 28, 2010

Funky Bottoms is a land man

sticksy posted:

Not a footballer going feral per se but this American fan really didn't give a crud and was arrested for it :patriot::
http://minnesota.cbslocal.com/2017/09/27/soccer-fan-indecent-exposure/



Also surprising to no one, she works at a microbrewery.

if i were a single man in North Dakota...

Byolante
Mar 23, 2008

by Cyrano4747
Imagine the dark post gender equality future when fat geordies are thrown in jail for refusing to put on a shirt at newcastle matches

Nostradingus
Jul 13, 2009

Byolante posted:

Imagine the dark post gender equality future when fat geordies are thrown in jail for refusing to put on a shirt at newcastle matches

I'm fine with this

Bacon Terrorist
May 7, 2010

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022
That kid's mom sounds like a bitch, should've let him enjoy the soccer titties.

Loving Africa Chaps
Dec 3, 2007


We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

sticksy posted:

Not a footballer going feral per se but this American fan really didn't give a crud and was arrested for it :patriot::
http://minnesota.cbslocal.com/2017/09/27/soccer-fan-indecent-exposure/



Also surprising to no one, she works at a microbrewery.

definitely would

Simiain
Dec 13, 2005

"BAM! The ole fork in the eye!!"

Bacon Terrorist posted:

That kid's mom sounds like a bitch, should've let him enjoy the soccer titties.

"The mother said she covered her son’s eyes after the boy pointed out that Picklo, who was seated behind them, was not wearing a shirt"

Imagine being so loving American that you cover your kids eyes and get some lass arrested because she has her norks out.

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

Simiain posted:

"The mother said she covered her son’s eyes after the boy pointed out that Picklo, who was seated behind them, was not wearing a shirt"

Imagine being so loving American that you cover your kids eyes and get some lass arrested because she has her norks out.

Imagine being so American that you narc on a topless woman to your own mother

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Yeah, sex is super loving weird here. Its a struggle to get a reliable sex ed class. In public school anyways.

Bacon Terrorist
May 7, 2010

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022
Also she was sat behind them so it wasn't even like she could've taken his eye out if it was chilly.

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack
Did some googling and i've decided Its good the weird MLS shrew got arrested

Xabi
Jan 21, 2006

Inventor of the Marmite pasty
Tell us more about your research. I've not taken a stance yet.

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May 13, 2003
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African AIDS cum posted:

Did some googling and i've decided Its good the weird MLS shrew got arrested

I need some context, ia video of the tits would be ideal imo

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Did she make bail? If not, who's looking after the kid?

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Soulex posted:

Did she make bail? If not, who's looking after the kid?

She wasn't flashing her own kid dude.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Shrapnig posted:

She wasn't flashing her own kid dude.

She's a single mom right? If she is in jail, where's the kid?

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

follow the white dove





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Soulex posted:

She's a single mom right? If she is in jail, where's the kid?

The kid is probably at home with his mom, who is not in jail, because she is not the flasher who is in jail.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

pik_d posted:

The kid is probably at home with his mom, who is not in jail, because she is not the flasher who is in jail.

Thanks for clearing that up.

dex_sda
Oct 11, 2012


sticksy posted:

Not a footballer going feral per se but this American fan really didn't give a crud and was arrested for it :patriot::
http://minnesota.cbslocal.com/2017/09/27/soccer-fan-indecent-exposure/



Also surprising to no one, she works at a microbrewery.

I see nothing objectionable about this.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Soulex posted:

Thanks for clearing that up.

Reading comprehension, how does it work?

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/NizaarKinsella/status/914114875525300224
everything about this is :discourse:

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Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Shrapnig posted:

Reading comprehension, how does it work?

Not well when you are tired apparently.

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