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Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
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https://twitter.com/thebirddc/status/913868790785544194
https://twitter.com/washingtonian/status/913869672512180224
[/quote]

but I usually heil hitler for free

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Brother Friendship
Jul 12, 2013

euphronius posted:

Sandler has made an astounding amount of money from his movies

like 2 billion

sandler is going to use his wealth to become a king in the feudal apocalypse that awaits us and he's gonna find out what i posted and have me killed but not before making me watch all of his terrible movies on repeat until i break completely

zakkro
May 29, 2015


https://twitter.com/daveweigel/status/913870284389789699

Princess Died
Jun 29, 2017

Brother Friendship posted:

it was a major come down from the comedic brilliance of the 80s into adam sandlering being the king of comedy in the 90s or whatever the gently caress happened that decade

Adam Sandler
Dane Cook
David Spade
Sarah Silverman
etc...

change my name
Aug 27, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!

Brother Friendship posted:

start by turning yourself INTO THE POLICE

okay, got my badge, now what

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


it still is crazy to me that this is a thing that sort of Mattered when it seemed mild post-Escalator

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



gregday posted:

https://twitter.com/JoyAnnReid/status/913868879490895873

was trump pissed that he offered only $51k or that he offered anything at all

FIRE MNUCHIN

DO IT

Princess Died
Jun 29, 2017

TheBuilder posted:

Fedex isn't the worst - 400k employees, with good benefits for the unionized and white collar staff (ground and home delivery guys are contractors that can get hosed)

ah
thanks for the info

Brother Friendship
Jul 12, 2013

Bearjew posted:

ugh do i have to

they already know and the more you resist the worse it will get so just cooperate now okay?

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015


The Price is Right





Right outta the administration heeeeyyyyyooooooo

Brother Friendship
Jul 12, 2013

Princess Died posted:

Adam Sandler
Dane Cook
David Spade
Sarah Silverman
etc...

*acts like a retard and becomes famous and rich and also president apparently*

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

so will the acting HHS chief stop the intentional sabotage of the ACA that's goin on right now like the 90% slash of advertisement budgets and the halving of enrollment days?

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Nichael posted:

it still is crazy to me that this is a thing that sort of Mattered when it seemed mild post-Escalator

the post trump consensus of political gravity mattering to everyone who isn't donald j trump has held up pretty well imo

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

Princess Died posted:

ah
thanks for the info

Fed ex and other delivery services often just put your package in thru the USPS to save money 💰

Brother Friendship
Jul 12, 2013

change my name posted:

okay, got my badge, now what

Get ten Thugs to Kneel in the Streets and earn enough experience to level up to Commissioner to unlock more content.

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


zegermans posted:

so will the acting HHS chief stop the intentional sabotage of the ACA that's goin on right now like the 90% slash of advertisement budgets and the halving of enrollment days?

IT'S A FIRE SALE, BY NATHAN SALES

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

gregday posted:

https://twitter.com/JoyAnnReid/status/913868879490895873

was trump pissed that he offered only $51k or that he offered anything at all

anything at all

admitting any wrongdoing is the worst thing possible for a republican to ever do

change my name
Aug 27, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!

SKULL.GIF posted:

IT'S A FIRE SALE, BY NATHAN SALES

https://twitter.com/timheidecker/status/913871473105932288

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016


Burp

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon

zegermans posted:

so will the acting HHS chief stop the intentional sabotage of the ACA that's goin on right now like the 90% slash of advertisement budgets and the halving of enrollment days?

no this is camouflage for 100% slashes and attempts to sell off assets for whatever immediate profits possible.

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

Schnorkles posted:

firing tom price is... good???

I'm surprised he didn't make more of a public spectacle of humiliating him. Would've played well.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009


this isn't making. fun of democrats I don't get it

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015


Schnorkles posted:

the post trump consensus of political gravity mattering to everyone who isn't donald j trump has held up pretty well imo

This hints that it's at least probable to return to a no-escalator timeline, even if it's unlikely

Princess Died
Jun 29, 2017

Brother Friendship posted:

*acts like a retard and becomes famous and rich and also president apparently*

:roflolmao: :roflolmao:

gregday
May 23, 2003

https://twitter.com/rebleber/status/913869759422324736

https://twitter.com/usgs_oklahoma/status/888138239109890049?lang=en

zakkro
May 29, 2015


https://twitter.com/jonallendc/status/913867984896184320

change my name
Aug 27, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!

Brother Friendship posted:

Get ten Thugs to Kneel in the Streets and earn enough experience to level up to Commissioner to unlock more content.

NFL player in the streets antifa in the sheets

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015



I've yet to see a single fake book page/article/press release that was funny

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


brugroffil posted:

I've yet to see a single fake book page/article/press release that was funny

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015



Will lol if it's an Obama holdover

Brother Friendship
Jul 12, 2013

Nichael posted:

it still is crazy to me that this is a thing that sort of Mattered when it seemed mild post-Escalator

*steam fills room as the sound of explosions draws ever closer*

The ANTI-MATTERING SHIELD....it's weakening!!!!

*explosion fills room, radio static*

Princess Died
Jun 29, 2017

Schnorkles posted:

the post trump consensus of political gravity mattering to everyone who isn't donald j trump has held up pretty well imo

:omarcomin:

MariusLecter posted:

Fed ex and other delivery services often just put your package in thru the USPS to save money 💰

:lol:!!

ya' know i always suspected that, but wasn't positive

just
:lol:!!

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!
I can't believe how excited I am about new HHS Secretary Jeb!

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
I'm glad I live in California and not one of the red-hell states for when the federal government collapses because it's filled with generals and literal secretaries

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015


He'll get around to filling prices position as soon as he refills DHS and finishes filling the hundreds of other empty appointments

Cpt. Mahatma Gandhi
Mar 26, 2005

just came here to say lol tom price

Zikan
Feb 29, 2004

brugroffil posted:

I've yet to see a single fake book page/article/press release that was funny

the trump administration has made comedy that isn't lol trump lol insanely hard to make funny now

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

Cpt. Mahatma Gandhi posted:

just came here to say lol tom price

gregday
May 23, 2003

https://twitter.com/timlyden/status/913870437649731584

https://twitter.com/EamonJavers/status/913867647313436672

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brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015


Who am I kidding he's just going to make Jared do it

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