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Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008


this is fake news, a real headline would read Trump Bursts Into Congress Session And Tells GOP Jews: Where Is Your Jew Gold, I Must Have It

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Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Trazz posted:

lol Trump is ruining the careers of every Republican

wtf i like trump???

Hillary 2024
Nov 13, 2016

by vyelkin

SKULL.GIF posted:

https://twitter.com/carlzimmer/status/912761359611416576

this story is exactly the sort of devastation we'll see with climate change

a whole LOT of people think Climate Change is still something that happens in the future, something in the murky mists of time

nope

it's happening right now. there's no magical big moment where everything gets hosed and the pits to Hell opens up like an Oblivion gate

it's just going to get worse and worse and there'll be less and less money (until we abolish money) to deal with it until the system is so strained and overstressed that it's impossible to respond to anymore disasters after that

it's literally happening right now. the end of human civilization. no more procrastination, it's happening right now, and it'll happen slow enough that people won't really realize it's happening until the USA or the EU goes "sorry guys, we can't help you, you're on your own" in like 2-3 years

Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin

one of these days i'm gonna read a book on the marquis de lafayette

then once i'm done i'm gonna be mad at this lady for either besmirching his good name or for carrying his lovely torch into the future

i'll let u know once i figure that out

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot
oh neato

https://twitter.com/klarajk/status/913890061116112901

Broken Box
Jan 29, 2009

Thatim posted:

I am also trying to live what I believe.


I spend like tree hours a day jamming my head in the vcr, pretending to be the pisstape. No results yet, just a mild concussion

U forgot to open palm slam

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003


Fire 👏 more 👏 women 👏

Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin

sloppo posted:

one of these days i'm gonna read a book on the marquis de lafayette

then once i'm done i'm gonna be mad at this lady for either besmirching his good name or for carrying his lovely torch into the future

i'll let u know once i figure that out

dude's name is everywhere, he must have either really owned or been a total fuckin monster

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Squizzle posted:

thidwick the big hearted moose has real worrying anti immigrant overtones

also, i have long held suspicions about I Hate Black People the squirrel

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/913892019847778305

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

all his posts are like that tho

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

SKULL.GIF posted:

it's literally happening right now. the end of human civilization. no more procrastination, it's happening right now, and it'll happen slow enough that people won't really realize it's happening until the USA or the EU goes "sorry guys, we can't help you, you're on your own" in like 2-3 years

nah

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

:wow:

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
https://twitter.com/sahilkapur/status/913891671116599302

ask daddy first ok

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

god bless jared

- Siri Bl

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008


oh god

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

king george sends his regards

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006




lmao in this person's twitter bio she actually describes herself as a "Lady Writer"

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


tacodaemon posted:

lmao in this person's twitter bio she actually describes herself as a "Lady Writer"

a writeress

Wraith of J.O.I.
Jan 25, 2012


ok this lady rules

https://twitter.com/ellencarmichael/status/913883425051947008
https://twitter.com/ellencarmichael/status/913869879656222720
https://twitter.com/ellencarmichael/status/913869552034992128

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

yhwh, if true

deadgoon
Dec 4, 2014

by FactsAreUseless
a real word girl

Nuclearmonkee
Jun 10, 2009


Al! posted:

god bless jared

- Siri Bl

Bush the lesser wasn't the sharpest tool in the shed either but it was "God Bless Israel" - George Bush

Compared to "WOoooOOOoo spring break baby!!" - Donald Trump

Anyways that was the first thing that popped into my head when I saw the wailing wall photo of trump

Zikan
Feb 29, 2004

obviously a commie antifa infiltrator General not a real Troop

https://twitter.com/thehill/status/913890905203122176

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-A5Kf-SqXk

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

sloppo posted:

dude's name is everywhere, he must have either really owned or been a total fuckin monster

he was just bros with g-wash

sometimes it's a corruption of a pirate's name too

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

this entire thing is how a normal administration would respond to a corruption/misuse of public funds scandal and i'm very confused :thunk:

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Zikan posted:

obviously a commie antifa infiltrator General not a real Troop

https://twitter.com/thehill/status/913890905203122176

"i gave you ten dollars of MY PERSONAL MONEY general, how have you not fixed this"

"sir i saw you ask your son for ten bucks, in front of me, after I told you we needed billions"

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Schnorkles posted:

this entire thing is how a normal administration would respond to a corruption/misuse of public funds scandal and i'm very confused :thunk:

hypernormalized administration

Cpt. Mahatma Gandhi
Mar 26, 2005

Zikan posted:

obviously a commie antifa infiltrator General not a real Troop

https://twitter.com/thehill/status/913890905203122176

this will be so much worse than Katrina it actually makes me sick to think about

oh and trump will win in 2020

deadgoon
Dec 4, 2014

by FactsAreUseless
i dont understand why things are happening

trump???????

:thunk:

slave to my cravings
Mar 1, 2007

Got my mind on doritos and doritos on my mind.

all of this poo poo was clearly happening administration wide (trump probably initially approved it) and price was just the worst offender

Bear Retrieval Unit
Nov 5, 2009

Mudslide Experiment

lmao

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

hold on let me clutch these pearls i have over here

Utz
Aug 1, 2008

by vyelkin
urgh, came here 2 post the price is wrong

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

Serf posted:

how are you mixing beer and chocolate

what happened

was there a beer science breakthrough or something
ed balls

one of the best beers ive ever had was called cafe mole with the little accent mark and it had chocolate, coffee and chili powder and it was tasty af

Al! posted:

i think trumps been drinking big ocean water

gorka told him the most important part of the art of war is knowing ur enemy

fits my needs posted:

Just drink what you like, who gives a poo poo.

https://mobile.twitter.com/latimes/status/913838364499087362

Cue Puerto Rican's being blamed for not being prepared enough when news reports start coming in about the situation deteriorating further.

"relax we were planning on just letting them die hurricane or not, nbd"


trump is crafting a philosopher's stone

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



who is the president

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Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Cpt. Mahatma Gandhi posted:

this will be so much worse than Katrina it actually makes me sick to think about

oh and trump will win in 2020

it'll get worse once the right settles on a narrative and the chuds come out in force

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