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Chef Bourgeoisie
Oct 9, 2016

by Reene
Hi selfie thread!
Pequod and I say hi

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3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Chef Bourgeoisie posted:

Hi selfie thread!
Pequod and I say hi


A cat flying a helicopter?!??

Chef Bourgeoisie
Oct 9, 2016

by Reene

Jerry Cotton posted:

A cat flying a helicopter?!??

She tries her damnedest, but she always gets distracted by birds.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Chef Bourgeoisie posted:

Hi selfie thread!
Pequod and I say hi


:kimchi:

FreshFeesh
Jun 3, 2007

Drum Solo
My mother just sent me this clip of my nephew saying our names for the first time.

I'm not usually one to :3: at family photos but here I am doing just that!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZwVIbpsa02s

Edit: also eion1980 and I just returned from Germany, safe and sound!

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Chef Bourgeoisie posted:

Hi selfie thread!
Pequod and I say hi


This is Pequod. Arriving shortly at LZ.

Chef Bourgeoisie
Oct 9, 2016

by Reene

bradzilla posted:

This is Pequod. Arriving shortly at LZ.

Yup, exactly what she's named for. I was on a big MGS5 kick when we got her, and the husband has always been a huge Metal Gear fan. Plus, when she's got the zoomies, we yell "Pequod, coming in hot!"

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

Herman is so mad at you guys right now you don't even know

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Chef Bourgeoisie posted:

Yup, exactly what she's named for. I was on a big MGS5 kick when we got her, and the husband has always been a huge Metal Gear fan. Plus, when she's got the zoomies, we yell "Pequod, coming in hot!"

:3:

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦

EmmyOk posted:

Herman is so mad at you guys right now you don't even know

Hell I'm mad about it

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Chef Bourgeoisie posted:

Yup, exactly what she's named for. I was on a big MGS5 kick when we got her, and the husband has always been a huge Metal Gear fan. Plus, when she's got the zoomies, we yell "Pequod, coming in hot!"

:lol: you nerds!

Chef Bourgeoisie
Oct 9, 2016

by Reene

I know, right?

JEEVES420
Feb 16, 2005

The world is a mess... and I just need to rule it
Today I turned 36

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

JEEVES420 posted:

Today I turned 36

Congratulations! You are one year closer to YOUR DEATH :kheldragar:

Happy birthday! :toot:

JEEVES420
Feb 16, 2005

The world is a mess... and I just need to rule it

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Congratulations! You are one year closer to YOUR DEATH :kheldragar:

Happy birthday! :toot:

2 min closer than my sister. 35 is the hump right? Now I count backwards so I am 1 today.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

JEEVES420 posted:

Today I turned 36

So now you're 9Ɛ?

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

Pennywise the Frown posted:

Both look beautiful. I can only assume why you lost your hair but you sure as hell pulled it off.

I think it was probably clippers.

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


Chef Bourgeoisie posted:

Hi selfie thread!
Pequod and I say hi


Oh man look at that adorable purrball :kimchi:

I am bored at work. Not sure when my next day off is but man I miss being home in the daytime.

Teagan
Sep 20, 2002

Out here, everything hurts.

NoneMoreNegative posted:

I think it was probably clippers.

It was a combination of poisoning, and my bad blood.

and of course, clippers to even out the baldness.

Sweet As Sin
May 8, 2007

Hee-ho!!!

Grimey Drawer
I had 3 weeks of crunch time

I'm so tired

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Cool shirt!

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Sweet As Sin posted:

I had 3 weeks of crunch time

I'm so tired


Wish I looked this well-groomed when tired. :smith:

Sweet As Sin
May 8, 2007

Hee-ho!!!

Grimey Drawer
I bought a new palette and some lipsticks so I glammed up. This is a more normal tired me

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


What happen to the cool silver hair?

Sweet As Sin
May 8, 2007

Hee-ho!!!

Grimey Drawer
Still there, I have black roots and I used a darker grey to blend them in

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Ah it was super striking.

Watch out for that cat behind you he looks shady.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

Well, yeah.

It's a cat.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

If I met that cat I would be fast friend.

Because I too am shady.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Sweet As Sin posted:

I bought a new palette and some lipsticks so I glammed up. This is a more normal tired me


Aww. That cat looks like it is contemplating existential questions. Like "what happens to all the poop I bury?"

RC Cola
Aug 1, 2011

Dovie'andi se tovya sagain

Sweet As Sin posted:

I bought a new palette and some lipsticks so I glammed up. This is a more normal tired me


I'm the cat

Jastiger
Oct 11, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

RC Cola posted:

I'm the cat

Im Jastiger in and also around the pm's.

Fhqwhgads
Jul 18, 2003

I AM THE ONLY ONE IN THIS GAME WHO GETS LAID
Happy pupper

Desmodus rotundus
Sep 15, 2013

HAY GUYS

I have had some really good makeup days.





Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Desmodus rotundus posted:

I have had some really good makeup days.







Diggin' it.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Desmodus rotundus posted:

I have had some really good makeup days.







Holy moly!

hard counter
Jan 2, 2015





i just want you guys to know that this thread is probably the main reason why the tax man made that new rule about not saying all goons are weird and gross anymore

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Found this from Halloween from ten years ago jesus christ I'm old now ugh :negative:

Anyway, my then-gf and I decided to dress up as each other. I unironically think I make a better looking woman than she did. :colbert:

Face blurred because I don't have her permission to show it, and I'm drat well not going to ask her for it.

Kitchner
Nov 9, 2012

IT CAN'T BE BARGAINED WITH.
IT CAN'T BE REASONED WITH.
IT DOESN'T FEEL PITY, OR REMORSE, OR FEAR.
AND IT ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT STOP, EVER, UNTIL YOU ADMIT YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT WARHAMMER
Clapping Larry
Look, I'm just going to come out and ask it because it's clearly the question everyone is thinking:

Did you, or did you not, tuck your dick between your legs for the costume? If not, what alternative method of hiding your bulge did you use?

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Kitchner posted:

Look, I'm just going to come out and ask it because it's clearly the question everyone is thinking:

Did you, or did you not, tuck your dick between your legs for the costume? If not, what alternative method of hiding your bulge did you use?

Prosthetic pooch and tuck up.

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Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

hard counter posted:

i just want you guys to know that this thread is probably the main reason why the tax man made that new rule about not saying all goons are weird and gross anymore

Naw it's mostly because we're all old and increasingly normal and learning to be fit and all that crap

Also because at some point between then and now the great bile-churning maw of the true internet opened up and all of a sudden it's clear that we were always the normal ones

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