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Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

Schnorkles posted:

this entire thing is how a normal administration would respond to a corruption/misuse of public funds scandal and i'm very confused :thunk:

If you need your head put back on to the new order, just remember that to Trump the scandal is not the waste, but rather Price getting more press than him for more than 3 days.

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RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
tom price was the only one who was fired for a vaguely policy related reason. everyone else was fired due to white house infighting or russia.

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
it's tom to pay the price

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
puerto rico is trump's obama's katrina

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
listening to b r a d w a v e

Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money

what

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Reality Winner posted:

tom price was the only one who was fired for a vaguely policy related reason. everyone else was fired due to white house infighting or russia.

note that "infighting" can be "failing to meet trump's standards"

trump's standards of course are constantly shifting randomly

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

Internet Webguy posted:

one of the best beers ive ever had was called cafe mole with the little accent mark and it had chocolate, coffee and chili powder and it was tasty af




beer and coffee a ok beer and whatever that poo poo youre talkina bout wtf is wrong with you?

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008


he means good ratings

Istvun
Apr 20, 2007


A better world is just $69.69 away.

Soiled Meat

Oh, is that why twitter went to 280 characters?

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


Zikan posted:

obviously a commie antifa infiltrator General not a real Troop

https://twitter.com/thehill/status/913890905203122176

court martial the poo poo out of the general :hai:

Agean90
Jun 28, 2008


Yinlock posted:

note that "infighting" can be "failing to meet trump's standards"

trump's standards of course are constantly shifting randomly

he was fired for flying on a private jet, which would imply that he's trumps equal and cant have that can we

Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Agean90 posted:

he was fired for flying on a private jet, which would imply that he's trumps equal and cant have that can we

i think the real reason is because he showed a tiny sliver of shame about it which trump cannot abide

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

Istvun posted:

Oh, is that why twitter went to 280 characters?

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

https://twitter.com/NPR/status/913881881845870593

"at least we can read the president's tweets to see his no-doubt swift response to this crisis"

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

Internet Webguy posted:

trump is crafting a philosopher's stone

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukwLVDa8vKE

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
why are two of trump's 15 liked tweets ones of people making fun of him

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

people dying is good for business.

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


mormonpartyboat posted:

why are two of trump's 15 liked tweets ones of people making fun of him

Remember when Melania liked a tweet mocking him?

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
lol

https://twitter.com/historyinflicks/status/913364971202990082

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


slave to my cravings posted:

all of this poo poo was clearly happening administration wide (trump probably initially approved it) and price was just the worst offender

Mnuchin has been pretty blatant about it.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
can't wait to testify to Congress when they subpoena everyone on Sandy's blocked list

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral
https://twitter.com/GuardianUS/status/913711098746064896

quote:

Despite having endured lead-laden tap water for years, Flint pays some of the highest water rates in the US. Several residents cited bills upwards of $200 per month for tap water they refuse to touch.

But just two hours away, in the tiny town of Evart, creeks lined by wildflowers run with clear water. The town is so small, the fairground, McDonald’s, high school and church are all within a block. But in a town of only 1,503 people, there are a dozen wells pumping water from the underground aquifer. This is where the beverage giant Nestlé pumps almost 100,000 times what an average Michigan resident uses into plastic bottles that are sold all over the midwest for around $1.

To use this natural resource, Nestlé pays $200 per year.
:capitalism:

Arms_Akimbo
Sep 29, 2006

It's so damn...literal.

Agrajag posted:

beer and coffee a ok beer and whatever that poo poo youre talkina bout wtf is wrong with you?

Tecate with tomato juice and hot sauce also rules

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012



can't believe someone lambasted Hillary as a fraud!

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

lol america is insanely hosed

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

Congress blocked @fart

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Joementum posted:

can't wait to testify to Congress when they subpoena everyone on Sandy's blocked list

I said a million shitposts. With a million shitpost (unintelligible) clemency.

Nuclearmonkee
Jun 10, 2009


eonwe posted:

lol america is insanely hosed

Has been for a while just more obvious these days

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

oh yeah i remember sady doyle

https://twitter.com/lhfang/status/789340570095235072

https://twitter.com/SamAdlerBell/status/789344370218663936

lol

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
i've rigged the forums to blow if the government attempts to document my long history of bad posts

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

logikv9 posted:

i've rigged the forums to blow if the government attempts to document my long history of bad posts

I'm glad

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon
Ah, I've finally assembled my perfect cabinet of sycophants who know they will suffer total humiliation if they ever dare draw my ire or make my administration look bad. Now to take this long sip of water.

Zikan
Feb 29, 2004

Senator Mark Warner: "What is corncob? What is binch?"

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

eonwe posted:

lol america is insanely hosed

how does it even function

you look at ANYTHING in depth and it's just 1000 layers of increasingly specific and weird corruption

Nuclearmonkee
Jun 10, 2009


logikv9 posted:

i've rigged the forums to blow if the government attempts to document my long history of bad posts

you should stand upon your pile of shitposts beaming like turmp

Mao Zedong Thot
Oct 16, 2008


Arms_Akimbo posted:

Tecate with tomato juice and hot sauce also rules

yo skip beer cocktails and go to the:

LITEARLLY ANY LIQUOR LOTS OF IT, smoky whiskeys are good, even dare i say mezcal
some v8 or whatever tomatoey thing
a fuckton of secret aardvark
maybe worcestershire if you like it

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tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/tauriqmoosa/status/913414201154195458

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