AUG Thread: AUGgam's razor

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Trauma Dog 3000: Aug 30, 2017; by SA Support Robot

du -hast posted:

re: dipchat: I was able to quit smoking by replacing it with dip (though eventually went back). It's really really gross, yes, but at least you don't feel like you're gonna die going up 2 flights of stairs w\ 10 years of tar in your lungs.

I'm sure it's just as bad as smoking, but you don't smell like cigarette smoke afterward and you don't get winded carrying something 20 feet or whatever.

Yes I definitely do the bottle thing, but my preferred method is a solo cup + wadded napkins - that way if you knock it over the spit doesn't dribble out.

I also live in Los Angeles and am literally the only person I have ever seen chewing tobacco or buying dip here.

e: but I'm not an rear end in a top hat w/r/t the bottle thing - I throw it away, and would never leave it hanging around for someone to mistake for something else. it IS a disgusting habit but that said Copenhagen is delicious and don't even get me started on the unfortunately named Red Man

*dies of mouth cancer*

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# ? May 16, 2024 18:59

Aramoro: Jun 1, 2012

AlbieQuirky posted:

Did this gentleman receive the National Order of the Legion of Honor for his services to cheese? Because that would be the Frenchest thing ever.

It's Alfred Hitchcock, presumably working on some cheese based suspense thriller.

# ? Sep 29, 2017 11:44

Pastry of the Year: Apr 12, 2013

rumble in the bunghole posted:

Aramoro posted:

It's Alfred Hitchcock, presumably working on some cheese based suspense thriller.

The Something Awful Forums > Main > Post Your Favorite (or Request): A Cheese-Based Suspense Thriller

# ? Sep 29, 2017 12:05

I.C.: Jun 10, 2008

Pastry of the Year posted:

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The Curds

# ? Sep 29, 2017 12:50

robotsinmyhead: Nov 29, 2005; Dude, they oughta call you Piledriver!; Clever Betty

Pastry of the Year posted:

The Something Awful Forums > Main > Post Your Favorite (or Request): A Cheese-Based Suspense Thriller

Gruyere Window

# ? Sep 29, 2017 13:04

artsy fartsy: May 10, 2014; You'll be ahead instead of behind. Hello!

Mr. And Mrs. Swiss!

I've never done one of these before!

# ? Sep 29, 2017 13:15

Aramoro: Jun 1, 2012

Dial M for Morbier

# ? Sep 29, 2017 13:25

Sludge Tank: Jul 31, 2007; by Azathoth

AUG Thread: It's Alfred Hitchcock

# ? Sep 29, 2017 14:00

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

edit:
Eh, not that good.

# ? Sep 29, 2017 14:09

Philippe: Aug 9, 2013; (she/her)

The Bangkok Stilton

# ? Sep 29, 2017 14:12

AlbieQuirky: Oct 9, 2012; Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

Aramoro posted:

It's Alfred Hitchcock, presumably working on some cheese based suspense thriller.

Ah, I only recognize him in profile. Well, that explains the L�gion d' Honneur. Not so much the cheese. Dial M for M�nster?

# ? Sep 29, 2017 14:21

Brawnfire: Jul 13, 2004; 🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
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A detective retires after his fear of cheese causes a woman's and a fellow officer's death. Manchego

# ? Sep 29, 2017 14:31

Aramoro: Jun 1, 2012

AlbieQuirky posted:

Ah, I only recognize him in profile. Well, that explains the L�gion d' Honneur. Not so much the cheese. Dial M for M�nster?

I'm not sure if there are any details of why this photo exists other than it's at his home and he's cutting up cheese.

# ? Sep 29, 2017 14:33

Slugnoid: Jun 23, 2006; Nap Ghost

the one blonde kid on the left went looking for the toilet and accidentally stumbled into this room by mistake

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wz7DzheCeuQ

# ? Sep 29, 2017 16:21

chitoryu12: Apr 24, 2014

I don't understand why the haka hasn't become a common thing in society.

# ? Sep 29, 2017 16:25

zoux: Apr 28, 2006

Seriously? I dunno where you live but I can hardly walk five steps down the street without being hakaed at. At the bank, at restaurants, everywhere. Frankly I'm starting to become barely intimidated by it anymore.

# ? Sep 29, 2017 16:45

Bloodfart McCoy: Jul 20, 2007; That's a high quality avatar right there.

Slugnoid posted:

the one blonde kid on the left went looking for the toilet and accidentally stumbled into this room by mistake

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wz7DzheCeuQ

Is this a church or a soccer thing?

Or the chapel of a private religious school that has a soccer team?

# ? Sep 29, 2017 20:30

Sic Semper Goon: Mar 1, 2015; Eu tu?; Switchblade Switcharoo

du -hast posted:

I'm sure it's just as bad as smoking, but you don't smell like cigarette smoke afterward and you don't get winded carrying something 20 feet or whatever.

Oh yeah.

# ? Sep 29, 2017 21:41

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shit wizard dad

Sic Semper Goon posted:

Oh yeah.

To chaw-chaw is always better than to jaw-jaw

# ? Sep 29, 2017 23:38

Pissed Ape Sexist: Apr 19, 2008

rumble in the bunghole posted:

D. uck sweatshirt
E. verything lookin oily
N. ads got some breathing room
N. ice freeweights brah
I. s That 80's Show on youtube yet
S. lipper game on point

# ? Sep 30, 2017 00:42

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Bloodfart McCoy posted:

Is this a church or a soccer thing?

Or the chapel of a private religious school that has a soccer team?

Private schools in NZ are strange. Most have some giant great hall like fuckin' Harry Potter

# ? Sep 30, 2017 00:51

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

That haka was better than any of the ones ever performed by the All Blacks.

:can:

# ? Sep 30, 2017 01:32

Slugnoid: Jun 23, 2006; Nap Ghost

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

Is this a church or a soccer thing?

Or the chapel of a private religious school that has a soccer team?

it's a boys high school and that's pretty much the entire student body haka'ing a teacher on his retirement day.

same school;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6Qtc_zlGhc

Slugnoid has a new favorite as of 02:34 on Sep 30, 2017

# ? Sep 30, 2017 02:23

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# ? Sep 30, 2017 07:10

Heath: Apr 30, 2008; 🍂🎃🏞️💦

I can hear that guy saying "_{W-welcome to Stephen's F-food Review Channel}" in the tiniest voice

# ? Sep 30, 2017 07:27

GoingPostal: Jun 1, 2015; I love Derek Smart
U love Derek Smart
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It took me five minute to determine if that was a labret piercing or a soul patch.

And then I ran into the conundrum of which was douchier.

# ? Sep 30, 2017 08:37

beato: Nov 26, 2004; CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

Picnic Princess posted:

Please tell me this is from some youtube channel where that guy eats microwave food that's been frozen for 45 years or something.

# ? Sep 30, 2017 09:19

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
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beato posted:

Please tell me this is from some youtube channel where that guy eats microwave food that's been frozen for 45 years or something.

No, just discussing food packaging that he found in his hoarder mom's basement.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ki92Tv3AOmg

# ? Sep 30, 2017 09:32

Somfin: Oct 25, 2010; In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.; Nap Ghost

Pastry of the Year posted:

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Velveertigo

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

Is this a church or a soccer thing?

Or the chapel of a private religious school that has a soccer team?

A lot of schools in New Zealand have main halls, and a lot of them also have a haka as something every kid learns (at least a bit). It's fun to be part of a haka, if you can match the energy of the group.

# ? Sep 30, 2017 09:43

PCOS Bill: May 12, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

Picnic Princess posted:

No, just discussing food packaging that he found in his hoarder mom's basement.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ki92Tv3AOmg

Is that where he found his haircut

# ? Sep 30, 2017 12:03

Intoluene: Jul 6, 2011; Activating self-destruct sequence!; Fun Shoe

I wish the Wallabies still did an Aboriginal war dance as a response to the All Black's haka.

# ? Sep 30, 2017 12:44

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

Intoluene posted:

I wish the Wallabies still did an Aboriginal war dance as a response to the All Black's haka.

Rest assured, they both look equally ridiculous.

# ? Sep 30, 2017 12:48

The Rampant Blade: Dec 27, 2012

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/real-life-stories/model-turns-labia-necklace-after-11264112 :nws:

# ? Sep 30, 2017 18:29

hyperhazard: Dec 4, 2011; I am the one lascivious
With magic potion niveous

Picnic Princess posted:

Corky St. Clair looking a little rough.

# ? Sep 30, 2017 18:44

cash crab: Apr 5, 2015; all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology

The Rampant Blade posted:

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/real-life-stories/model-turns-labia-necklace-after-11264112

# ? Sep 30, 2017 21:42

Randaconda: Jul 3, 2014; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

cash crab posted:

same

# ? Sep 30, 2017 21:52

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
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Human beings are the most hosed up animals on the planet.

# ? Sep 30, 2017 23:15

Wrestlepig: Feb 25, 2011; my mum says im cool; Toilet Rascal

Pissed Ape Sexist posted:

D. uck sweatshirt
E. verything lookin oily
N. ads got some breathing room
N. ice freeweights brah
I. s That 80's Show on youtube yet
S. lipper game on point

lmao