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extra row of teeth posted:Shower sex blows for women. For some reason vaginal wetness + water wetness = dryness? Like the two fluids somehow mix and cause friction. Yup, same reason why pool/lake/hot tub sex is equally awkward and bad for everyone involved, especially girls. I never understood the appeal.
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If you're trying to penetrate during shower sex you're doing it wrong. It's for foreplay and ratcheting up the anticipation.
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Sep 29, 2017 22:23
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Sep 29, 2017 22:31
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blarzgh posted:He and his bit are good for the thread, and I mean that unironically. fruit on the bottom posted:I agree with this. I think the thread suffered in the Mirthlessless days.
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Pvt.Scott posted:Water is not a lubricant. It actually washes away natural lubricants, and you probably shouldn't be using soap.
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Sep 29, 2017 22:41
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Just put your junk literally anywhere in the shower outside of the 3" circle of running water.
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Anne Whateley posted:Just put your junk literally anywhere in the shower outside of the 3" circle of running water. Exactly. Never realized how difficult people make things for themselves. Besides, if its just a dude jerking it in the shower then you don't have to worry about vaginal lubricant in the first place. You can lock the bathroom door and take a quick shower and get off perfectly discretely.
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Sep 29, 2017 23:01
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LethalGeek posted:I'm catching up but immediately had to stop and quote this and go holy poo poo you two are dumb. Careful, you're arguing with a lawyer and an Academy Award nominated poster. I [M, 30] am physically attracted to adolescent women. quote:English is not my first language and I have difficulty expressing some feelings outside my own language. Please do not assume my feelings if it is not clear.
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Sep 29, 2017 23:07
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fruit on the bottom posted:Careful, you're arguing with a lawyer and an Academy Award nominated poster. this guy needs to figure out if he's a pedophile or if he just likes short, non-curvy women. i mean i like short women but what the hell is a "non-complex face" - no wrinkles?
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Sep 29, 2017 23:09
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boner confessor posted:this guy needs to figure out if he's a pedophile or if he just likes short, non-curvy women. i mean i like short women but what the hell is a "non-complex face" - no wrinkles? The naive, trusting sort of face who won't go to the police. But seriously dude needs therapy to talk about this in a non confrontational way. How fast did reddit go from 0-ebephile?
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Sep 29, 2017 23:12
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fruit on the bottom posted:Imagine that being your major crossroads in life. I'd rather not.
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La Brea Carpet posted:The naive, trusting sort of face who won't go to the police. Top exchange, op as quote commenters as bold. Do you ever walk past a bakery, where they are making fresh bread? The smell is wonderful, isn't it? Even if you just ate, it smells so nice. Don't confuse the nice smell of fresh-baked bread with actually being hungry. You can like petite women. That's fine. The things you describe aren't tied to being young. (thought the 'clean, innocent facial expression' is an odd description) You have already found many women, all age appropriate, who meet these preferences and were willing to date you. What you shouldn't be doing is flirting, or dating, or trying to date under-age girls. Stand outside the bakery, but don't try to help yourself to the bread. quote:I don't know how to express the facial features better. Older women often have an older face, more complex. People have feelings sometimes. Sometimes the feelings are not appropriate for a proper modern society. Sometimes that takes this form of inappropriate attraction, but other times it's a murderous rage, leftover instincts from caveman days. Luckily for humans they the capacity to control their actions and not murder that guy who cut them off in traffic, or pursue a girl who society has deemed too young (which was probably not the case thousands of years ago). Understand these feelings for what they are - leftover evolutionary mechanisms - and understand that you have control of your actions. Most controversial: You're feeling something that is biologically normal, but has been made socially taboo, and illegal in many western countries. It is normal for an adult to find a post-pubescent (16+) teenager attractive. It would be unwise, possibly illegal for you, and most likely be looked upon as distasteful for a man your age to pursue women younger than 18. Some more prudish members of society even disapprove of men dating women more than ten years younger than them, although this has been the norm for most of human history. tl;dr you should not feel ashamed for an attraction that is biologically normal, if not "morally sound". quote:Thank you very much. I feel like this is very plausible and although I will adhere to social standards it feels like I am a terrible creep. Some commenters here don't help as well, but that's the risk of asking it on internet. Pooping outside is both biologically normal and has been the norm for most of human history, but we don't do that either.
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quote:You're feeling something that is biologically normal, but has been made socially taboo, and illegal in many western countries. It is normal for an adult to find a post-pubescent (16+) teenager attractive. It would be unwise, possibly illegal for you, and most likely be looked upon as distasteful for a man your age to pursue women younger than 18. Some more prudish members of society even disapprove of men dating women more than ten years younger than them, although this has been the norm for most of human history.  Also weren't marriages largely political/practical arrangements up until fairly recently? quote:Thank you very much. I feel like this is very plausible and although I will adhere to social standards it feels like I am a terrible creep. Some commenters here don't help as well, but that's the risk of asking it on internet. Dude is a terrible creep, mostly because he's so emotionally maladjusted he needs an /r/relationships hugbox to tell him his porn tastes are normal.
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Sep 29, 2017 23:25
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i mean i would say he's a creep because he's lusting after minors, but sure, the hugbox thing too i guess
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Sep 29, 2017 23:30
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Lusting like that is really gross and creepy. Needing to tell the internet about it for reassurance about it is creepier.
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mind the walrus posted:Also weren't marriages largely political/practical arrangements up until fairly recently? sort of, i mean all of human history can't really be distilled down into generalizations but only rich and elite people get married for political reasons. middling people who may have property but little to no power would be concerned about keeping their property intact via an advantageous marriage. poor folks get more freedom to marry whoever, or even not marry and just form families with if a formal recognized status or ceremony isn't available for their station in society resources is a huge thing tho. mormons practiced polygamy as a way of growing their faith by population expansion, but also being able to support a ton of wives is traditionally seen by many cultures as a sign of wealth (in a patriarchal society where men control wealth and power). on the other side, some cultures try to conserve scarce resources by placing power in the hands of women, even going so far as practice polyandry. in himalayan northern india and tibet where fertile land is scarce, it historically made sense for a wife to have multiple husbands so they can all work the land but not split it uselessly among multiple children where you may inherit a tiny parcel of land that won't be productive enough to feed a single person. so you'd often see like two brothers marrying one wife, and any children are assumed to have two dads
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fruit on the bottom posted:I [M, 30] am physically attracted to adolescent women. loving get off the internet, Anthony, this is how you got in trouble in the first place!
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Pvt.Scott posted:Water is not a lubricant. Thats why you hook the 50 gallon drum of lube up to the shower head. God its like none of you people even try.
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Husband[30M] broke the new bathtub while on acid. He somewhat buried it in the backyard, bought a new one, and is trying to cover it up. been together 5 years I went out of town for the weekend and my husband has some buddies over. They decided to trip without anyone to watch them. I got home and immediately noticed there was a different tub in our bathroom. I asked husband and he claims it's the same one. He tried to play it off but he's a bad liar. At first I thought that maybe I was imagining things or misremembering because I couldn't imagine why there would be a different tub I was later in the backyard and noticed an area in the trees that had been disturbed. I kicked the dirt and quickly discovered our old tub was there, broken. Had been buried half-assed I confronted my husband and he claims he has no idea what I'm talking about. I showed him the piece of the tub and he said "hmm that's weird" and walked away. I don't know where to go from here. I know he did it. I know how he did it--his friend posted a video of it on snapchat. He knows I know. I don't understand.
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:Husband[30M] broke the new bathtub while on acid. He somewhat buried it in the backyard, bought a new one, and is trying to cover it up. Get him to take acid again and he'll confess it.
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Court has refused to accept my payment in legal tender - what is my next step (Philadelphia PA)OP posted:Very long story short. Office of Collections has refused to accept my payment, I have a verbal record of the clerk and her director stating they would not accept my payment. quote:..................... OP posted:They refuse to take change over $5 and it must be rolled according to her director. OP posted:Its $1500 in rolled Quarters. OP posted:If I take the coinage that I currently have in my possession and tender it to all of the locations that I normally do, it would be approximately 2-3 weeks before it would see all of it in my account. The court sent a letter on Sept 25, demanding payment in full by Oct 9. Or I must disclose all of my finances to the court. I refuse to disclose my personal finances to anyone. Period end of story. I would rather place a a firm on retainer and pay what ever the hourly cost is to litigate it.
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Danaru posted:Court has refused to accept my payment in legal tender - what is my next step (Philadelphia PA)  quote:[–]PrinceParadox [S] 1 point 9 hours ago
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Danaru posted:Court has refused to accept my payment in legal tender - what is my next step (Philadelphia PA) I know a lot of people like this and everyone hates them irl.
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Danaru posted:Court has refused to accept my payment in legal tender - what is my next step (Philadelphia PA) finally, a customer for my coin operated legal advice kiosk
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Danaru posted:Court has refused to accept my payment in legal tender - what is my next step (Philadelphia PA) I like how this guy is like "But it's legal tender!!!!" Yeah, no poo poo, but the person being paid gets to decide what manner of pay they accept so that the payment isn't onerous. Stop being a fuckbag.
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Do people still have old timey standing tubs with claw feet and poo poo? Because I don't think you could easily break a tub set into the wall/floor like that. Also I imagine if you could bring and install a new tub it wouldn't be difficult to take the old one to the dump or just toss it on the street or in the woods depending on if you're urban or rural. Definitely easier than burying it. I've tripped a bunch of times and managed not to gently caress up my place so bad I had to do an emergency home improvement project. Hope there's an update on that one.
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Admiral Ray posted:I like how this guy is like "But it's legal tender!!!!" Yeah, no poo poo, but the person being paid gets to decide what manner of pay they accept so that the payment isn't onerous. Stop being a fuckbag. Is that really the case? I mean, money is money. cumshitter posted:Do people still have old timey standing tubs with claw feet and poo poo? Because I don't think you could easily break a tub set into the wall/floor like that. Also I imagine if you could bring and install a new tub it wouldn't be difficult to take the old one to the dump or just toss it on the street or in the woods depending on if you're urban or rural. Definitely easier than burying it. I do. It sucks. I only shower in it.
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cumshitter posted:Do people still have old timey standing tubs with claw feet and poo poo? Because I don't think you could easily break a tub set into the wall/floor like that. Also I imagine if you could bring and install a new tub it wouldn't be difficult to take the old one to the dump or just toss it on the street or in the woods depending on if you're urban or rural. Definitely easier than burying it. woah look at clumsyass here. more like clumshitter.
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I hope the answer is that her husband is hippy Hank Hill and that installing a new tub while tripping was what he and his buddies thought would be a fun time and a great prank.
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Absurd Alhazred posted:Is that really the case? I mean, money is money. Money is money, but you can't force a store to accept your pennies. I'm not totally sure if a court or city or whatever is obligated to accept your 100 pounds of coins either, especially since it isn't hard to just go exchange that at a bank.
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Absurd Alhazred posted:Is that really the case? I mean, money is money.
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Admiral Ray posted:Money is money, but you can't force a store to accept your pennies. I'm not totally sure if a court or city or whatever is obligated to accept your 100 pounds of coins either, especially since it isn't hard to just go exchange that at a bank. Yeah, I guess my next question would have been did they say they refuse to accept any kind of cash or just the onerous coinage? Edit: This is from the Treasury website: quote:Legal Tender Status Absurd Alhazred fucked around with this message at 03:12 on Sep 30, 2017 |
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quote:Nope, this is how I bought 5 acres of Alaskan Wilderness. Note, OP has probably not actually bought 5 acres of anything, but he is out the gold. And just as a point of references for the legal tender debate, a 55 gallon drum full of pennies is worth about $3,000 and will weigh about 1800 pounds. Carry on.
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Pick posted:woah look at clumsyass here. more like clumshitter. Actually years of standing and walking over puddles of cum have made me as surefooted as a mountain goat and as nimble as an Olympic figure skater.
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I was looking that up and I love how even though they chose the question to put on the page, they still completely sidestep the crux of the question. They answer that private businesses can accept whatever they want for goods and services, but don't say if they are also free to restrict what they accept for debts (like say a credit card or utility bill) nor does it answer what governmental agencies are allowed or not allowed to do.
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Me [30 F] with my husband [27 M]. Thought I was living the perfect life found out something from his past. Am not sure how to react?quote:My husband and I have been married for 2 years and we have a 3 year old son together. I met him when he was traveling for work. I knew he was only temporarily staying in the city. We hooked up a lot and I got pregnant unexpectedly. When I told him about the baby, he asked what I wanted to do and when I decided to keep the baby he moved to the city I was. He wasn't a very attentive boyfriend and always distracted and never shared much but he was there for every doctor appointment. I just chalked it up to him being new the situation, moving away from his family everything. 
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Absurd Alhazred posted:Me [30 F] with my husband [27 M]. Thought I was living the perfect life found out something from his past. Am not sure how to react? welcome to earth, this is what it's like here. enjoy.
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Pick posted:welcome to earth, this is what it's like here. enjoy. Not all marriages are the depressing detritus of poor decisions, Pick.
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