TRUMP257: An avalanche of horrific disasters

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mormonpartyboat: Jan 14, 2015; by Reene

driving wooden nails into the planks to build a headboard, distracting with pointless artistry from the roiling and churning until the voices take us

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Bearjew: Apr 18, 2017

Sir please stand for the national anthem *fart*

# ? Sep 30, 2017 05:52

YOU A FUCKING HAT: Jun 7, 1979; I CAN'T BE STOPPED OR REASONED WITH

GrimGypsy posted:

it's crazy to me that people indoctrinated to unquestioningly murder other people for no reason so often flip their poo poo like this

don't worry, I think you'll find that the shooter is just a clean-cut, troubled young man who is just a sad reflection of the pressures put on youths to succeed, unless of course he turns out to not be white.

# ? Sep 30, 2017 05:52

a.lo: Sep 12, 2009

Consummate Professional posted:

yikes https://twitter.com/csgazette/status/913986102213693443

are those millionaires going to kneel now?

# ? Sep 30, 2017 05:52

Lastgirl: Sep 7, 1997; Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

nuclear monet

# ? Sep 30, 2017 05:52

Admiral Ray: May 17, 2014; Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

shooter is prolly a disgruntled former faculty member or fired worker, tbh, not a cadet.

# ? Sep 30, 2017 05:53

a.lo: Sep 12, 2009

Admiral Ray posted:

shooter is prolly a disgruntled former faculty member or fired worker, tbh, not a cadet.

thanks sean

# ? Sep 30, 2017 05:54

mormonpartyboat: Jan 14, 2015; by Reene

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zA96xmEW_Qo

# ? Sep 30, 2017 05:55

mormonpartyboat: Jan 14, 2015; by Reene

Admiral Ray posted:

shooter is prolly a disgruntled former faculty member or fired worker, tbh, not a cadet.

preppies arent cadets until next year if they make the cut to inprocess

# ? Sep 30, 2017 05:55

ShutteredIn: Mar 24, 2005; El Campeon Mundial del Acordeon

GrimGypsy posted:

https://twitter.com/AlBoeNEWS/status/913978146084532224

seems good

is this good

# ? Sep 30, 2017 05:55

a helpful bear: Aug 18, 2004; Slippery Tilde

ShutteredIn posted:

is this good

everything is good and cool and funny

# ? Sep 30, 2017 05:56

Feral Integral: Jun 6, 2006; YOSPOS

Nobody yet has explained what alboe news is

# ? Sep 30, 2017 05:56

Nichael: Mar 30, 2011

ShutteredIn posted:

is this good

so good

# ? Sep 30, 2017 05:56

Agean90: Jun 28, 2008

ShutteredIn posted:

is this good

hell yeah

# ? Sep 30, 2017 05:56

mormonpartyboat: Jan 14, 2015; by Reene

wrong glass sir,

# ? Sep 30, 2017 05:56

Admiral Ray: May 17, 2014; Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

mormonpartyboat posted:

preppies arent cadets until next year if they make the cut to inprocess

oh it was at the prep academy

lol who the gently caress knows then, those nerds are hosed up and weird

# ? Sep 30, 2017 05:56

PostNouveau: Sep 3, 2011; VY till I die; Grimey Drawer

GrimGypsy posted:

https://twitter.com/AlBoeNEWS/status/913978146084532224

seems good

Al Boe News, your best source for breaking news.

Not even Twitter verified. Any media scrub can get Twitter verified.

# ? Sep 30, 2017 05:56

Nichael: Mar 30, 2011

Feral Integral posted:

Nobody yet has explained what alboe news is

nobody knows

# ? Sep 30, 2017 05:56

mormonpartyboat: Jan 14, 2015; by Reene

Feral Integral posted:

Nobody yet has explained what alboe news is

its breaking

# ? Sep 30, 2017 05:56

Admiral Ray: May 17, 2014; Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Feral Integral posted:

Nobody yet has explained what alboe news is

a small abalone.

# ? Sep 30, 2017 05:57

Admiral Ray: May 17, 2014; Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

a.lo posted:

thanks sean

ur welcome dave

# ? Sep 30, 2017 05:57

mormonpartyboat: Jan 14, 2015; by Reene

cursed image

# ? Sep 30, 2017 05:57

ShutteredIn: Mar 24, 2005; El Campeon Mundial del Acordeon

Feral Integral posted:

Nobody yet has explained what alboe news is

it's al boe's news. come on down to al boe news town, fuckface

# ? Sep 30, 2017 05:58

limp dick calvin: Sep 1, 2006; Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

Admiral Ray posted:

oh it was at the prep academy

lol who the gently caress knows then, those nerds are hosed up and weird

somehow god made a person worse than a cadet lol

# ? Sep 30, 2017 05:59

Lastgirl: Sep 7, 1997; Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

mormonpartyboat posted:

its breaking

into tears

# ? Sep 30, 2017 06:00

mormonpartyboat: Jan 14, 2015; by Reene

Lastgirl posted:

into tears

both vocalizations at the same time

# ? Sep 30, 2017 06:00

Princess Died: Jun 29, 2017

SKULL.GIF posted:

millions are going to die in puerto rico and it's going to be covered as if it's just another political spat

meanwhile the nfl brouhaha gets more attention than anything, including nuclear brinkmanship

late stage capitalism in the age of climate crisis, while idiots and basement dwellers continually go everything's just fine!! i'm still alive!!

death is certain

# ? Sep 30, 2017 06:01

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

nite crew deserves to be witness to the first nukes imo

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# ? Sep 30, 2017 06:02

Admiral Ray: May 17, 2014; Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

break my news into pieces

alboe is my last resort

trumpication

just nuking

don't give a gently caress if i see trump tweeting

# ? Sep 30, 2017 06:03

Dolash: Oct 23, 2008; aNYWAY,
tHAT'S REALLY ALL THERE IS,
tO REPORT ON THE SUBJECT,
oF ME GETTING HURT,

It'd be a hell of a thing if they actually went through with that "Hydrogen bomb test over the pacific" idea. I think that might still be within the realm of the plausible.

# ? Sep 30, 2017 06:04

Lastgirl: Sep 7, 1997; Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Admiral Ray posted:

break my news into pieces

alboe is my last resort

trumpication

just nuking

don't give a gently caress if i see trump tweeting

# ? Sep 30, 2017 06:04

ShutteredIn: Mar 24, 2005; El Campeon Mundial del Acordeon

Dolash posted:

It'd be a hell of a thing if they actually went through with that "Hydrogen bomb test over the pacific" idea. I think that might still be within the realm of the plausible.

do it you fat bitch (the Asian one not our fat bitch)

# ? Sep 30, 2017 06:05

Oiled and Ready: Oct 11, 2004; He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

SKULL.GIF posted:

yinlock, witnessing [AXIS OF EVIL COUNTRY] going from [0.1% OF AMERICA'S MIGHT] to [1% OF AMERICA'S MIGHT], going from [IGNORED YELLING] to [MEDIA-COVERED, GOVERNMENT-STOKED YELLING], watching america going from [FATIGUE FROM PRIOR CONFLICT] to [NEXT CONFLICT PREPARATIONS]

"things have not changed at all whatsoever"

Yinlock sounds like he knows what he's talking about, I just think "haven't changed" may be a broader scope than simply "from yesterday"

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# ? Sep 30, 2017 06:06

limp dick calvin: Sep 1, 2006; Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

Dolash posted:

It'd be a hell of a thing if they actually went through with that "Hydrogen bomb test over the pacific" idea. I think that might still be within the realm of the plausible.

"wow. so crazy, right?. no country detonates a nuke for like,100 years right? 100 years, so crazy. and then Korea does and it's like, a record. can you believe it's a record? I don't think so. I don't think so folks! we will respond. bigly. we will respond bigly to let North Korea know they will never hold the record for nukes,okay? no record! *steps away from podium to clap*"

# ? Sep 30, 2017 06:08