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Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
imagine being the guy whose job it is to take a bullet for trump and then even after sticking to your convictions and protecting the office and not the person he and his family blow all the services money because of their vacations lol

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Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/denicefrohman/status/914104249860190208

bloom
Feb 25, 2017

by sebmojo

Robo Reagan posted:

imagine being the guy whose job it is to take a bullet for trump and then even after sticking to your convictions and protecting the office and not the person he and his family blow all the services money because of their vacations lol

"Uhh we really appreciate you jumping in front of that bullet and we're REALLY sorry about your liver and other internal bits being all hosed up, but the president spent all the money on golf trips so you're gonna have to cover this hospital bill on your own. Also you're fired and Donny called you a loser on twitter."

Lube Enthusiast
May 26, 2016

highly recommend logging in to the ol' twitter and calling donnie a retard

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


Is Puerto Rico going to secede and let north korea build nukes in it?

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



bloom posted:

"Uhh we really appreciate you jumping in front of that bullet and we're REALLY sorry about your liver and other internal bits being all hosed up, but the president spent all the money on golf trips so you're gonna have to cover this hospital bill on your own. Also you're fired and Donny called you a loser on twitter."

Trump's tweet: "I like secret service agents who don't get shot."

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug
Why the gently caress are you all shocked from a man who wouldn't rent to minorities, and had to hide the non-whites at his casinos when he visited.

A whole place full of them, who need his help, but won't suck the orange todger to get it?

Murica.

(and yeah, posted this earlier in D&D).

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
imagine if it were like The Emperor and The Assassin and some dude chases Trump with a switchblade and all anyone does is get out of the way

lol

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/265924424623075328?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



Trump's Puerto Rico response is the worst thing he's done in office.

For all the talk of "George Bush doesn't care about black people", he was at least trying. There was incompetence and gently caress ups and poor choices for optics, but Bush wasn't going, "Yeah, let those people deal with it themselves."

This is what not caring about people looks like. Trump is so monstrous that he's making Bush's response to Katrina look better. That's a :lol: .

Stink Billyums
Jul 7, 2006

MAGNUM
Canada demands U.S. end ‘right to work’ laws as part of NAFTA talks

You're treating your workers so lovely we can't compete.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.







Pfff, not even a gold bullhorn. What a scrub.

Random Stranger posted:

Trump's Puerto Rico response is the worst thing he's done in office.

For all the talk of "George Bush doesn't care about black people", he was at least trying. There was incompetence and gently caress ups and poor choices for optics, but Bush wasn't going, "Yeah, let those people deal with it themselves."

This is what not caring about people looks like. Trump is so monstrous that he's making Bush's response to Katrina look better. That's a :lol: .

Don't forget what a complete and utter fuckup Brownie was. They actually changed laws after he quit to require the head of FEMA actually had disaster experience going forward.

redgubbinz
May 1, 2007

And it'll be forgotten in a week when donnie dumbass fucks something else up or says another thing that'd get any other head of state in a world of poo poo but is OK here for reasons.

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

redgubbinz posted:

And it'll be forgotten in a week when donnie dumbass fucks something else up or says another thing that'd get any other head of state in a world of poo poo but is OK here for reasons.

its less we as a whole forget and more he keeps finding a way to piss off every group so basically the end result is a multicultural mob all mad at him for different reasons

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






I bet John Kelly is holed up in a closet somewhere, chugging Wild Turkey straight from the bottle

sugar free jazz
Mar 5, 2008

Lmao that anyone is actually surprised that the fat retard is being massively lovely

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






And he's back at his loving golf course, the biggest LOL of them all

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

sugar free jazz posted:

Lmao that anyone is actually surprised that the fat retard is being massively lovely

No one is surprised. People either knew he was massively lovely from the get go or they still think he's making america great again

Dizz
Feb 14, 2010


L :dva: L

sugar free jazz posted:

Lmao that anyone is actually surprised that the fat retard is being massively lovely

I'm more astonished that congress still lets this happen.

You would think one of them would go "hmm. Donald Trump is President of the United States" and maybe do something to undo that.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

haljordan posted:

Don't forget what a complete and utter fuckup Brownie was. They actually changed laws after he quit to require the head of FEMA actually had disaster experience going forward.

Brownie you are a doing a heck of a job!

Bust Rodd
Oct 21, 2008

by VideoGames
It really is a testament to freedom that someone with literally no experience in government can become the leader of the biggest government on Earth and then and only then does his comical ineptitude reveal itself to be in fact extremely dangerous.

We have essentially been watching a toddler walk around the house with a loaded handgun and it might slowly be occurring to everyone over dinner that the safety was never loving on in the first place.

plain blue jacket
Jan 13, 2014

IT DOESN'T STOP
IT NEVER STOPS

Typical out of touch liberal elite. I bet she has never once mistakenly loaded a small box of supplies into the font cab of a pick up

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Someone get Paul Ryan down there to wash some already clean dishes again!

Bardeh
Dec 2, 2004

Fun Shoe
I will never not marvel at how such a selfish, self-absorbed and just downright unlikeable rear end in a top hat somehow got elected to be POTUS. What the gently caress is wrong with people, how can his supporters still just blindly cheer him on? It's like we're living in some sort of bizzaro world.

I ride bikes all day
Sep 10, 2007

I shitposted in the same thread for 2 years and all I got was this red text av. Ask me about my autism!



College Slice

Wow. A new low. Impressive.

Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
It should be a community effort. Their community, not ours

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Bardeh posted:

I will never not marvel at how such a selfish, self-absorbed and just downright unlikeable rear end in a top hat somehow got elected to be POTUS. What the gently caress is wrong with people, how can his supporters still just blindly cheer him on? It's like we're living in some sort of bizzaro world.

"Well at least he's not black!!!" is basically what it boils down to.

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


Bardeh posted:

I will never not marvel at how such a selfish, self-absorbed and just downright unlikeable rear end in a top hat somehow got elected to be POTUS. What the gently caress is wrong with people, how can his supporters still just blindly cheer him on? It's like we're living in some sort of bizzaro world.

His supporters hate brown people too.

The leader of the loving country doing it lets them do it more openly.

morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!

How have thousands of people not organized and stormed his golf course to trash it?

Jukebox Hero
Dec 27, 2007
stars in his eyes
Netflix isn't offline for maintenance.

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



mono posted:

How have thousands of people not organized and stormed his golf course to trash it?

"The worst terrorist attack on US soil ever. Believe me. We are sending two hundred million dollars in relief to help."

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
lol we elected the lovely landlord from new york in every 80s, early 90s movie. And now he's lovely landlording puerto rico like america is new york

lol

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Donald Trump












lol

Maya Fey
Jan 22, 2017


Trump also pledged “all available federal resources” to Puerto Rico during his news conference on Tuesday, while vigorously pushing back when asked if he was more preoccupied with the NFL than dealing with the hurricane-ravaged U.S. territory.

“I wasn’t preoccupied with the NFL,” Trump said. “To me, the NFL situation is a very important situation. I’ve heard that before about was I preoccupied. Not at all. Not at all. I have plenty of time on my hands. All I do is work.”

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






quote:

"I have plenty of time on my hands. All I do is work.”

quote:

"I have plenty of time on my hands. All I do is work.”

quote:

"I have plenty of time on my hands. All I do is work.”

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

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"All I do is work" I yell as my head shrinks into a corncob

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






quote:

Ms. Duke traveled to Puerto Rico on Friday and tried to smooth over the flap, agreeing that the situation on the ground “is not satisfactory.”

lmao how pissed was that awful broad that she had to go to Puerto Rico

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Maya Fey posted:

Trump also pledged “all available federal resources” to Puerto Rico during his news conference on Tuesday, while vigorously pushing back when asked if he was more preoccupied with the NFL than dealing with the hurricane-ravaged U.S. territory.

“I wasn’t preoccupied with the NFL,” Trump said. “To me, the NFL situation is a very important situation. I’ve heard that before about was I preoccupied. Not at all. Not at all. I have plenty of time on my hands. All I do is work.”



Trump: See, I never just did things just to do them. Come on, what am I gonna do? Just all of a sudden jump up and tweet on somebody's crouch in the NFL like it's something to do? Come on. I got a little more sense then that.

[pause]

Trump: Yeah, I remember tweeting on the NFL's crouch.

Lugnut Seatcushion
May 4, 2013
Lipstick Apathy

Bardeh posted:

I will never not marvel at how such a selfish, self-absorbed and just downright unlikeable rear end in a top hat somehow got elected to be POTUS. What the gently caress is wrong with people, how can his supporters still just blindly cheer him on? It's like we're living in some sort of bizzaro world.

Or maybe you're living in a bizzaro world and the rest of us are happy about a resurgent economy and no new wars

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Bust Rodd
Oct 21, 2008

by VideoGames
But no new wars is kind of meaningless when the US can apparently intervene in anything whenever it wants and that can mean anything from "Carpet Bomb Thailand in War on Child Trafficking" to "Surgical Strike Drones intercept Iranian Kites, terminate, email photos of crying child to everyone in her class and make fun of her for being a sissy".

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