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ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Cops are bad, but that guy filming them is also bad for using human being as an insult. Today we learned that sometimes all sides are bad :eng101:

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Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Sexual Aluminum posted:

It is by meth alone I set my life in motion. It is by the juice of Big Rusty that eyes acquire ink, the cheeks acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by meth alone I set my life in motion.

Holy poo poo.

Sarcopenia
May 14, 2014

Mmm misogyny and a dude not getting his rear end beat because some cops are just very calmly doing their jobs.
Lol my dude. Lol.

MisterOblivious
Mar 17, 2010

by sebmojo

ekuNNN posted:

Cops are bad, but that guy filming them is also bad for using human being as an insult. Today we learned that sometimes all sides are bad :eng101:




iospace
Jan 19, 2038



Glorious.

Elizabethan Error
May 18, 2006

https://twitter.com/jrhennessy/status/913502442079301632

iospace
Jan 19, 2038



Clearly someone has never been to Wisconsin.

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!





Mitch Hedberg posted:

I love sandwiches. Sandwiches are easy to eat, but I hate sandwiches at New York delis; too much fuckin' meat on the sandwich. It's like a cow with a cracker on either side. Walk in, order a pastrami sandwich. "Alright, anything else?" "Yeah, a loaf of bread and some other people!"

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn

I don't see anything wrong with this

Toast Museum
Dec 3, 2005

30% Iron Chef
At that point, drop the pretense and just offer a cheese plate.

im pooping!
Nov 17, 2006


eff that, ramp up the pretense and offer charcuterie

Trauma Dog 3000
Aug 30, 2017

by SA Support Robot

Slugnoid posted:

the director of my department at work has two crossed golden revolvers with the words ARMED ROBBERY SQUAD tattooed across his bicep

read this as two crossed golden retrievers



edit:

Velocity Raptor posted:

Totally read that as "golden retrievers."

"They just think they're playing fetch :3:"



Ha!

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Here's another video of a skateboarder refusing to give up on a jump even though it keeps kicking his rear end, to the point where he's sidelined for 6-8 months after loving his knee in one fall:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4GFIXrybfKg

And here's a Hall of Meat compilation! Somewhat :nms: if you have a smidgen of empathy or compassion left because watching people ragdoll down concrete steps in slow motion can be somewhat unpleasant at times. The guy at 8:40 bleeds a heck of a lot as well.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpQNL-BrErc
... but the guy at 1:07 who breaks his board on his nuts is :discourse:

Videos like this make me worry that I may be a legitimately broken individual. When I see these guys flying around with no helmet or pads it doesn't matter how badly they get hurt, broken bones, smashed teeth and concussions, I just laugh and laugh. All freude all the time.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
edit: poor taste

Randaconda has a new favorite as of 13:19 on Sep 30, 2017

Trauma Dog 3000
Aug 30, 2017

by SA Support Robot

*video of man beating his wife*

Trauma Dog 3000
Aug 30, 2017

by SA Support Robot

Takes No Damage posted:

Videos like this make me worry that I may be a legitimately broken individual. When I see these guys flying around with no helmet or pads it doesn't matter how badly they get hurt, broken bones, smashed teeth and concussions, I just laugh and laugh. All freude all the time.

haahh yeah it gets me hard too

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

Trauma Dog 3000 posted:

*video of man beating his wife*

Haha crazy bitches!

:smith:

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Takes No Damage posted:

Videos like this make me worry that I may be a legitimately broken individual. When I see these guys flying around with no helmet or pads it doesn't matter how badly they get hurt, broken bones, smashed teeth and concussions, I just laugh and laugh. All freude all the time.

Nah I laughed too, otherwise I wouldn't have posted those videos in the thread.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Randaconda posted:

edit: poor taste

That gif is like a cornucopia of trashy behavior.

Nuebot
Feb 18, 2013

The developer of Brigador is a secret chud, don't give him money

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

That gif is like a cornucopia of trashy behavior.

The looping is perfect because you can just pretend it's a week later and nothing ever changes. :suicide:

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

I thought it over at least three times and it just kept going.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

That gif is like a cornucopia of trashy behavior.

I know, who eats at a place with plastic furniture?

Fart of Presto
Feb 9, 2001
Clapping Larry
https://twitter.com/dash_camr/status/911761479551950849

Elizabethan Error
May 18, 2006

Solice Kirsk posted:

I know, who eats at a place with plastic furniture?
probably a lot of people? you can fake wood veneer with plastic

Maleh-Vor
Oct 26, 2003

Artificial difficulty.
Also tacos are really good.

BovineFury
Oct 28, 2007
I moo for great justice!
It's just a prank bro.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_o_FYpg7n0

dumb.
Apr 11, 2014

-=💀=-
Not usually big on the sports freude but this is special

https://giant.gfycat.com/DampShadyJohndory.mp4

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

dumb. posted:

Not usually big on the sports freude but this is special

https://giant.gfycat.com/DampShadyJohndory.mp4

What is happening here

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Randaconda posted:

What is happening here

The ball was in play since it hit the ground before crossing the line.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Proteus Jones posted:

The ball was in play since it hit the ground before crossing the line.

lol holy poo poo

Zopotantor
Feb 24, 2013

...und ist er drin dann lassen wir ihn niemals wieder raus...

Make sure you watch this one to the end.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Proteus Jones posted:

The ball was in play since it hit the ground before crossing the line.

Jimmy Kimmel tracked them down and asked the guy what the hell he was thinking
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DguZL6wn2TY

oh dope
Nov 2, 2006

No guilt, it feeds in plain sight

dumb. posted:

Not usually big on the sports freude but this is special

https://giant.gfycat.com/DampShadyJohndory.mp4

I like baseball too, but i will never understand grown men losing their mind over trying to get a game ball. Little kids i can get, or maybe if it's a important home run ball, but making a fool out of yourself for a useless hunk of leather and yarn baffles me.

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vq8G81oOHhY

The classic.

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

oh dope posted:

I like baseball too, but i will never understand grown men losing their mind over trying to get a game ball. Little kids i can get, or maybe if it's a important home run ball, but making a fool out of yourself for a useless hunk of leather and yarn baffles me.

it's ok, you will get the hang of being human one of these days

oh dope
Nov 2, 2006

No guilt, it feeds in plain sight
I just hate fun.

Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.


It's free a baseball.

Ultimate Shrek Fan
May 2, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

dumb. posted:

Not usually big on the sports freude but this is special

https://giant.gfycat.com/DampShadyJohndory.mp4

Did they kick him out?

Fantastic Flyer
Aug 9, 2017
Yeah; I'm pretty all stadiums will kick you out if you interfere with a ball in play

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Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Fantastic Flyer posted:

Yeah; I'm pretty all stadiums will kick you out if you interfere with a ball in play

Nah, it's just a ground rule double.

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