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Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money

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gregday
May 23, 2003

president brain worms is real real worm brained today

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Joementum posted:

the "Hitler or Tony Robins?" game on the tarfu report this week is hilarious. you cannot tell their writing apart

https://twitter.com/sam_kriss/status/914269664804470785

ive said that trump is proof that The Secret actually works

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
Wow that Donald trump, huh? Boy, I don't know

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

Vladimir Putin posted:

No you are wrong. The prescriptions are the single largest factor and also the language says it's a driving force not the driving force although it arguably is the single driving force because at no time does heroin or synthetics individually go higher than prescriptions. If you want to combine categories then it's a whole other analysis.

vladimir vladimirovich, i respect you, and you have done great things in russia, things i could not have imagined or thought possible, but look at the graph

"any opioid" goes from 3 to 10.5 deaths per 100,000

"commonly prescribed" goes from 1.4 to 4.8

it is a minor component of the overall increase in death rates even over 15 years, and of course the recent five-year hellspike is what everyone now is concerned about

alnilam
Nov 10, 2009

the president has poopypoo instead of a regular brain

Samurai Sanders
Nov 4, 2003

Pillbug
Man, the most powerful guy in the world loving up writing 140 characters after he's already sent it to everyone in the world.

Man.

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.
Blake news!

news about all the blakes you love

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

GrimGypsy posted:

do you think the increased instability is because the stress is hurrying along his dementia/syphilis/whatever and they've had to up his meds

I think Luther losing after Trump threw his support behind him expecting the opposition to be crushed may have triggered a massive meltdown

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
its insanely good the president of the US rage tweets and can't even use the excuse he was drunk

TotalHell
Feb 22, 2005

Roman Reigns fights CM Punk in fantasy warld. Lotsa violins, so littl kids cant red it.


in awe as our dumbass president out-dumbasses himself yet again

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.
Dr SexCake must've hooked up Trump with more "energy pills"

pancake rabbit
Feb 21, 2011




Jose posted:

its insanely good the president of the US rage tweets and can't even use the excuse he was drunk

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.
Jake news!

There are no good jakes,.

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

oh my loving piss christ

this president is the last president, we have to invent a new title for the next one

Relevant Tangent
Nov 18, 2016

Tangentially Relevant


Already deleted. What'd it say?

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Third World Reggin posted:

Blake news!

news about all the blakes you love

The only one I know is Shelton and tbqh I'm indifferent at best

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Joementum posted:

the "Hitler or Tony Robins?" game on the tarfu report this week is hilarious. you cannot tell their writing apart

https://twitter.com/sam_kriss/status/914269664804470785

what are the odds trump quotes the secret at some point

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.
the show that came before me was prank calling muppets - john steweard, or the next potus

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Duscat posted:

oh my loving piss christ

this president is the last president, we have to invent a new title for the next one

lol "next one"

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

zen death robot posted:

Just wait until he gets the 280 character upgrade

he'll never notice :ssh:

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

power word: TRUMP

upon uttering this forbidden arcane word the mage becomes immune to all damage, but can only roll 1s forever

Kazak_Hstan
Apr 28, 2014

Grimey Drawer

zen death robot posted:

Just wait until he gets the 280 character upgrade

better than banning him from twitter would be keeping him at 140 once 280 is a standard feature for everyone.

Martin BadClixx
Jul 14, 2012

dada stijl

:cumpolice:

it part 2 looks lame

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

Jose posted:

its insanely good the president of the US rage tweets and can't even use the excuse he was drunk

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

Mayor Dave posted:

Wow that Donald trump, huh? Boy, I don't know

I don't know if a phrase for this already exists, but we need something like Occam's razor only instead of the simplest
Explanation it's the stupidest

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Samurai Sanders
Nov 4, 2003

Pillbug

Duscat posted:

oh my loving piss christ

this president is the last president, we have to invent a new title for the next one
I really think it's gonna end up looking something like Gorby

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

The Nastier Nate posted:

I don't know if a phrase for this already exists, but we need something like Occam's razor only instead of the simplest
Explanation it's the stupidest

trump

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

The Nastier Nate posted:

I don't know if a phrase for this already exists, but we need something like Occam's razor only instead of the simplest
Explanation it's the stupidest

Trump's merkin

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

The Nastier Nate posted:

I don't know if a phrase for this already exists, but we need something like Occam's razor only instead of the simplest
Explanation it's the stupidest

We have it already and it's called Trumps Law

seriously we've been calling it that for a few months now

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

Duscat posted:

oh my loving piss christ

this president is the last president, we have to invent a new title for the next one

I'm thristy as hell for the American directory

mcbexx
Jul 4, 2004

British dentistry is
not on trial here!




Wish he wrote "Most" instead of "Very".

alnilam
Nov 10, 2009

Yinlock posted:

power word: TRUMP

upon uttering this forbidden arcane word the mage becomes immune to all damage, but can only roll 1s forever

FabioClone
Oct 3, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
omg donald trump is the president

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Lawman 0 posted:

I'm thristy as hell for the American directory

Hell yeah I'm gonna look up the gently caress out of those names

FourLeaf
Dec 2, 2011
https://twitter.com/Nate_Cohn/status/914270990716284928

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gregday
May 23, 2003

https://twitter.com/kurtbardella/status/914270934982414337

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