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cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

Squizzle posted:

tell ada we said hi

too late you're the second person to make the joke. also i genuinely hope someone looks up an 85+ year old womans social media and says a guy named cumshitter is talkinga bout her

my favorite client is an older lady who looks like the hippy space witch version of glendora from bewitched

she smy favorite client because we talk a lot and one time i made a fancy bound version of the mother jones article about private prisons with our marketing poo poo and mailed it to her. after she got it we spent 30 minutes talking about thea rticle on the phone.

its not good investment stuff but she has a bunch of restrictions on her account like "no pharmaceuticals. no tobacco. no alcohol." because i guess shes the investment equivalent of woke, or as woke as an old lady with worth 7+ figures can be

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a few DRUNK BONERS
Mar 25, 2016

Stephen king wrote the scene because he is a pedophile and he knows pedophilia sells if it's in an acceptable form like a book

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



i guess you squares arent ready to read about 12 years olds loving

BUSH 2112
Sep 17, 2012

I lie awake, staring out at the bleakness of Megadon.

Yinlock posted:

isn't that exactly what he does

i don't think so? it's been a really long time since i read it, but i don't remember it being especially graphic. i mean, it's cringy as gently caress and the book would have been better without it, but shocking people is what king does

Arms_Akimbo
Sep 29, 2006

It's so damn...literal.
King has never been able to write kids. They're always fully matured brains stuck in a 9 year old's body

pushpins
Sep 11, 2006


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NBC ks playing the snl that aired when the "grab em by the pussy tape" aired

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Epic High Five posted:

i am just of the opinion that loving a robot is the best way to becoming a demigod

:wink:

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
https://twitter.com/InternetHippo/status/914216906344878081

bring it binch

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

sex in a sewer seems like a good way to get an infection imho

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



a few DRUNK BONERS posted:

Stephen king wrote the scene because he is a pedophile and he knows pedophilia sells if it's in an acceptable form like a book

i mean this is unfortunately kinda true, look at asoiaf

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

punchymcpunch posted:

i guess you squares arent ready to read about 12 years olds loving

i am ashamed to admit that i find writing a preteen gangbang unacceptable, in any form

this is my personal failing

baw
Nov 5, 2008

RESIDENT: LAISSEZ FAIR-SNEZHNEVSKY INSTITUTE FOR FORENSIC PSYCHIATRY

lol

BUSH 2112
Sep 17, 2012

I lie awake, staring out at the bleakness of Megadon.

Arms_Akimbo posted:

King has never been able to write kids. They're always fully matured brains stuck in a 9 year old's body

yeah, also this. he's not so great on women or kids, so putting the two together was probably not the best idea for him

like, he almost got writing a woman right with suzannah in the dark tower, and then he just pissed it straight down his leg by the end of the story

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

Uncle Wemus posted:

sex in a sewer seems like a good way to get an infection imho

excuse me but anal rules >: (

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
this conversation you guys are having sucks rear end

FormerPoster
Aug 5, 2004

Hair Elf

Uncle Wemus posted:

sex in a sewer seems like a good way to get an infection imho

yeah so there's no reason not to if you're already infected

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004






I am extremely not happy about this

I need to convert these to 320kbps from vpr

yet, physical access is zero

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

Sex in media made me uncomfortable when I was a kid too, I mean what's the deal with your mom always seeming to walk in right when you're reading the 12 year old orgy scene out loud

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
im playing lufia 2

Oxxidation
Jul 22, 2007

BUSH 2112 posted:

lol have you read any of stephen king's books? the murder scene in derry in 11/22/63 alone is way more graphic and disturbing than that

although since this is america i guess consensual underage sex is more disturbing than a crazy alcoholic father smashing a little kid's brains out with a hammer

i have read p much all of stephen king's books

sewer gangbang is easily in the top three of worst things he's ever written in terms of bad taste

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Epic High Five posted:




I am extremely not happy about this

I need to convert these to 320kbps from vpr

yet, physical access is zero

id be unhappy too if i still used itunes lmao

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

Yinlock posted:

i am ashamed to admit that i find writing a preteen gangbang unacceptable, in any form

this is my personal failing

If preteen gangbangs are outlawed, only outlaws will have preteen gangbangs

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

mormonpartyboat posted:

im playing lufia 2

gently caress yeah

one time imade it to the 65th floor of the randomly generated dungeon and died.

also lufia 2 had an awesome casino. never got to buy the bunny sword though.

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

mormonpartyboat posted:

im playing lufia 2

that was a p good game i reckon :yeah:

Oxxidation
Jul 22, 2007
what an american prude you must be to raise an eyebrow at a preteen orgy, i say extremely ephebophilishly

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Yinlock posted:

i am ashamed to admit that i find writing a preteen gangbang unacceptable, in any form

this is my personal failing

u fkn dayceww mofo

not fit to read king's BOOTS

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



never played lufia 2

FormerPoster
Aug 5, 2004

Hair Elf

Inspector Hound posted:

Sex in media made me uncomfortable when I was a kid too, I mean what's the deal with your mom always seeming to walk in right when you're reading the 12 year old orgy scene out loud

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A BOOK INTO MY HANDS. IT'S IT AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, IT. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN loving SOUNDS WHEN I NARRATE THE CHILD ORGY OR EVEN WHEN I JACK OFF.

Wolfsheim
Dec 23, 2003

"Ah," Ratz had said, at last, "the artiste."

mormonpartyboat posted:

id be unhappy too if i still used itunes lmao

:golfclap:

Oxxidation
Jul 22, 2007
also 11/22/63 was a garbage book

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



mormonpartyboat posted:

id be unhappy too if i still used itunes lmao

I'm not happy about it but I haven't found any real alternative

m y backup is all EAC but my playback is itunes

which is lovely
but it is what i use

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Sep 11, 2006


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Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

Uncle Wemus posted:

sex in a sewer seems like a good way to get an infection imho

That's actually covered that in an earlier scene, it didn't "smell like caca"

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
10 year old cumshitter: i got my macarena cassingle, a 12 pack of dew, and an entire loving saturday night to destory the lufia 2 super dungeon. lets do this poo poo

Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena
Que tu cuerpo es pa' darle alegria y cosa buena
Dale a tu cuerpo alegria, Macarena
Hey Macarena

Notorious R.I.M.
Jan 27, 2004

up to my ass in alligators

Lastgirl posted:

this conversation you guys are having sucks rear end

well then introduce that conversation to cumshitter

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Oxxidation posted:

also 11/22/63 was a garbage book

well they did say stephen king wrote it

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

Inspector Hound posted:

If preteen gangbangs are outlawed, only outlaws will have preteen gangbangs

the only thing that can stop a bad author with a holy poo poo lmao i can't even type the rest out

GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007

Didn't CHIP expire or something today? Basically condemning like a gazillion children to death?

lol trump distracted everyone by yelling at puerto rico

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?
i'm watching season seven of it's always sunny and it's the season when mac is losing all the weight he gained and it's rekindling my will to laugh at stupid poo poo

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Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




good night, goons

good night, moon

good night, light and the red balloon

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