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HEY NONG MAN posted:nah some people just like to fill different roles on the team. he probably couldn't deal with the pressure of whatever was required to beat the boss, but he want to be helpful somehow so he shouted out stats and got you drinks of water and whatever. same dude was the only guy i knew who had that sega genesis cablevision thing where sega would send you a video game cart with an honest to god cable hook up in it that gave you like 35 games or so a month we discovered sid meiers Pirates! Gold! on that thing and it loving ruled. one time we sailed into a spanish port and both the gold fleet and the silver train were in town and we were outnumbered 70 to 700 and we managed to take the port (he sailed, i did the duel with the fort captain) and when it ended we got like 740,000 money points and that was probably the closest i ever got to an orgasm before i hit puberty like his mom came into the living room because we were hooting and hollering so loud she thought something was wrong
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cumshitter posted:same dude was the only guy i knew who had that sega genesis cablevision thing where sega would send you a video game cart with an honest to god cable hook up in it that gave you like 35 games or so a month everything about this loving owns
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Oct 1, 2017 06:29
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Arms_Akimbo posted:I'm 39 and I still appreciate a good Nerds blizzard ew although i have a strange affinity for ice cream with gum balls in it and i am 7 years younger 
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Oct 1, 2017 06:30
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https://twitter.com/1IronMan2017/status/913747566008963072 Too late
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Oct 1, 2017 06:30
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imagine gta v.... but the driving is good instead of total fuckin crap
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cumshitter posted:same dude was the only guy i knew who had that sega genesis cablevision thing where sega would send you a video game cart with an honest to god cable hook up in it that gave you like 35 games or so a month F*** yeah dude
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Oct 1, 2017 06:31
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its mind blowing how bad the driving is, god drat you to hell rockstar
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Oct 1, 2017 06:31
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Again what the hell is Chip
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Oct 1, 2017 06:32
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the senate gop was so busy trying to take health care away from poor people that they forgot to not take health care away to children. innocent mistake folks
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Oct 1, 2017 06:32
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Homeless Friend posted:its mind blowing how bad the driving is, god drat you to hell rockstar Going to have to be slightly more specific
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Oct 1, 2017 06:32
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Fallen Hamprince posted:the senate gop was so busy trying to take health care away from poor people that they forgot to not take health care away to children. innocent mistake folks Oh those wacky Republicans Q sitcom canned laughter
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Oct 1, 2017 06:33
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So my phone auto correcting just made me think of Republican Q as an alternate imagination version of John delancey's character in Star Trek and it's kind of freaking me out
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Oct 1, 2017 06:34
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Soliciting fanart of Republican Q please
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Oct 1, 2017 06:34
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Addamere posted:Going to have to be slightly more specific the driving is real bad, all cars feel the same, etc I'd rather have gta iv. Ideally GTA:SA, where driving owned beyond belief at least in samp
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Oct 1, 2017 06:35
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Homeless Friend posted:its mind blowing how bad the driving is, god drat you to hell rockstar i wouldnt know becaues i dont play a lot of racing games but yeah it feels cludgy i guess i bought it when the game came out and i was showing it to a couple friends and i hijacked a semi. i decided to take it on a drive down the highway while i had 4 stars and i bashed through the first police roadblock and just as the police cars were bouncing off my semi the convoy song came on and i just kept smashing through roadblocks while the song played and it was loving great. couldnt have set up something like that if i had tried
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Oct 1, 2017 06:35
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cumshitter posted:i wouldnt know becaues i dont play a lot of racing games but yeah it feels cludgy i guess It was the Dark of the Moon on the 6th of June in a Kenworth pulling logs got a cabover Pete with a reefer on in a Jimmy Haulin Hogs we were heading for Bear out of I 1-o I about a mile out of shaky Town said calling all trucks this here's the duck and I'm about to throw the hammer down Addamere has issued a correction as of 06:39 on Oct 1, 2017 |
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Oct 1, 2017 06:36
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Addamere posted:Again what the hell is Chip Children's Health Insurance Program: it provides federal funding for state programs that give health insurance for children of families not (but nearly) poor enough to qualify for medicaid. it needs to be reauthorized every few years and congress hosed up so now there's a clock ticking down until said state programs run out of money. there's legislation introduced to reauthorize it and it should pass easily since the program is popular with both parties but the GOP's quest to kill the ACA slowed it down
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Oct 1, 2017 06:36
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Replace all references to nouns in that post with pick one, cuck Trump GOP
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Oct 1, 2017 06:37
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They tried to remake SAMP except pay 2 win but they forgot to put in the driving. They still made money tho I guess 
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Oct 1, 2017 06:37
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Fallen Hamprince posted:Children's Health Insurance Program: it provides federal funding for state programs that give health insurance for children of families not (but nearly) poor enough to qualify for medicaid. it needs to be reauthorized every few years and congress hosed up so now there's a clock ticking down until said state programs run out of money. there's legislation introduced to reauthorize it and it should pass easily since the program is popular with both parties but the GOP's quest to kill the ACA slowed it down Kids dying Trump
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Oct 1, 2017 06:38
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Fallen Hamprince posted:the senate gop was so busy trying to take health care away from poor people that they forgot to not take health care away to children. innocent mistake folks
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Oct 1, 2017 06:38
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Addamere posted:It was the Dark of the Moon on the 6th of June in a Kenworth pulling logs got a cabover Pete with a reefer on in a Jimmy Haulin Hogs we were heading for Barrow I want to know about a mile out of shaky Town sit calling all trucks this here's the duck and I'm about to throw the hammer down my friends hadnt heard the convoy song in forever because they didnt own the game so as i heard the first strings of it i was squirming like that hillary + the black dude + the cat gif and iw as like "GUYS! GUYS! THIS IS PERFECT!!!!" and they were looking at me like wtf and then as soon as they realized it was the convoy song they were like gently caress yeah
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Oct 1, 2017 06:38
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deal from strength or get crushed every time kids
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Oct 1, 2017 06:39
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haha is this supposed to be a puff puff? that doesnt look pleasureable at all
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Oct 1, 2017 06:39
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cumshitter posted:my friends hadnt heard the convoy song in forever because they didnt own the game so as i heard the first strings of it i was squirming like that hillary + the black dude + the cat gif and iw as like "GUYS! GUYS! THIS IS PERFECT!!!!" Why do you have the best stories in the world dude
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Oct 1, 2017 06:39
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Homeless Friend posted:deal from strength or get crushed every time kids Trump preferred kids who weren't sick
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Oct 1, 2017 06:40
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Homeless Friend posted:the driving is real bad, all cars feel the same, etc I'd rather have gta iv. Ideally GTA:SA, where driving owned beyond belief at least in samp i've randomly been replaying gta3 recently and i was eating poo poo on that first race you do for the guy when i just jacked a guy's lowrider, like i was swinging around all the over place during any fast turns so i kinda assumed it was just the lovely clunkiness of the times, but then i stole a banshee from the car dealership display and it handled smooth as poo poo and i beat the race way under time in one try they literally made everything but the high end cars drive like poo poo at anything over 30mph i kinda begrudgingly respect that
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Oct 1, 2017 06:40
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Addamere posted:Again what the hell is Chip 
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Oct 1, 2017 06:40
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Already made that joke like 3 Pages ago
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Oct 1, 2017 06:41
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Addamere posted:Already made that joke like 3 Pages ago that's just like your opinion man
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Oct 1, 2017 06:42
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yeah chip is advertised all the time in PA during local broadcasts, it going away is very bad
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Oct 1, 2017 06:42
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So turns out my wife is fine and the super high dose of the man's is not going to kill her or anything or turn her insides into soup but I am still definitely going to look into malpractice
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Oct 1, 2017 06:42
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Addamere posted:Why do you have the best stories in the world dude in the great scheme of things my life isnt any more interesting than any other persons and my experiences arent any more unique. i just come from a family that puts a lot of emphasis on telling your mundane stories in an interesting way. i guess my family is like a giant improv workshop or something?
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Oct 1, 2017 06:43
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triple sulk posted:yeah chip is advertised all the time in PA during local broadcasts, it going away is very bad That drill post about the wise man Boeing
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Oct 1, 2017 06:43
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cumshitter posted:in the great scheme of things my life isnt any more interesting than any other persons and my experiences arent any more unique. i just come from a family that puts a lot of emphasis on telling your mundane stories in an interesting way. i guess my family is like a giant improv workshop or something? I feel like that's something that's either regionally or general aviation Ali specific to certain groups of people, because my grandfather and my great-uncle's would sit around and tell these amazingly engrossing stories about everyday life that I love to hear when I was a kid and that if I could recall them I would probably still like right now and there are some people that I know who can tell stories about there everyday lives and I'll find them interesting but it seems like the overwhelming majority of people when they try to tell even what they think is a funny story about a unique incident they just come off as entirely pedantic and utterly replaceable and I am glad that you are not one of those people Mister come cheddar
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Oct 1, 2017 06:45
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Bip Roberts posted:that's just like your opinion man I was informed in graduate school that the dude does not count as a reputable source
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Oct 1, 2017 06:45
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Addamere posted:So turns out my wife is fine and the super high dose of the man's is not going to kill her or anything or turn her insides into soup but I am still definitely going to look into malpractice if ur man-dose is threatening to turn ur wife's insides into soup i would see a doctor. Or at least try eating more fruit dude jeez
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Oct 1, 2017 06:46
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lol tell me how many children voted for trump
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Calibanibal posted:if ur man-dose is threatening to turn ur wife's insides into soup i would see a doctor. Or at least try eating more fruit dude jeez I just now noticed that weird typos, I am sitting here with spring into my phone so it's not to wake up the wife while she is napping while we wait for discharge. That was supposed to say medicine dose or megadose or something but whatever, the point here is that my wife had to go to the emergency room because of a much higher dosage than is recommended for a medication she is on and as a result of that I am going to look into malpractice
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