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Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

im the lighting

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deadgoon
Dec 4, 2014

by FactsAreUseless
anybody wanna sell me some mystery chems in exchange for a copy of my cookieclicker save

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


oh wait no i mean this one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hedKuj-izPE

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


there are many good utubes...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7_Te10OyZg

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


When you punch a Nazi in the face, you are punching a Nazi in the face.

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


PUTTING OUT FIRE
WITH GASOLINE

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LlbUwLx785k

:stoked:

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014



we really need to embed this into the subforum

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

the black husserl posted:

POP A XANNNY BAR SMOKE THE HERRON OF THE FOIL

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdLjVa5ETkw

:suezo:

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wN7KHWdyrbI

love the way he says so ez

CAROL
Oct 29, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

shut theh gently caress up

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool

CAROL posted:

shut theh gently caress up

tell me to shut theh gently caress up

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


CAROL posted:

shut theh gently caress up

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014



i cant believe i ever doubted america would choose this man to lead us

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool

safely sodomized posted:

i cant believe i ever doubted america would choose this man to lead us

hes dang good at selling snake oil

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

1 2 3 probs ur out at the ed balls game

FistEnergy
Nov 3, 2000

DAY CREW: WORKING HARD

Fun Shoe

Admiral Ray posted:

the important thing was all the shitposts we made along the way

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

cool.

so its like when i get extra points on the credit card i use to buy gas

Donkwich
Feb 28, 2011


Grimey Drawer

FistEnergy
Nov 3, 2000

DAY CREW: WORKING HARD

Fun Shoe

Uncle Wemus posted:

is bitcoin actually a bad thing or is it actually a good thing

it's a played out thing

friend let me tell u about buttcoin

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

Uncle Wemus posted:

is bitcoin actually a bad thing or is it actually a good thing

long story short: its like buying a highly volatile penny stock

the IRS treats it as a stock. its completely legitimate to buy and sell them, but theres no infrastructure there to help you figure out your taxes when you trade like if you bought a share of GE or CUM! (see sig)

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Vlonald Prump
Aug 28, 2011

Here in America, you grab them by pussy. In old country, pussy grab you!!
Buglord

thecluckmeme posted:

Imagine spending all your money on candy crush gold, being promised that it's valuable and safe, then every major financial institution if candy crush funbux eventually gets "hacked" and you lose all your money. Also once you buy in you basically can't undo it. Also you can't spend Candy Crush Bucks on anything

wrong, you can spend them on drugs and child porn

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014



inshallah

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

cumshitter posted:

long story short: its like buying a highly volatile penny stock

the IRS treats it as a stock. its completely legitimate to buy and sell them, but theres no infrastructure there to help you figure out your taxes when you trade like if you bought a share of GE or CUM! (see sig)

in a bear market always buy CUM! low and drop it once it can't get up any higher

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool

Mariana Horchata posted:

in a bear market always buy CUM! low and drop it once it can't get up any higher

ive invested in cum and now im pregnant

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
i work for a company whose entire business model is convincing people to let us be a third party attached to their brokerage account where we make buys and sells for stocks and bonds

no legitimate financial advisor will ever deal in bitcoin because nobody actually owns a bitcoin. some people just have the password that allows them to control some bitcoin.

so even if you called me up one day and you're one of my average age of 65 clients and you say, "Hey cumshitter, I want to get into that bitcoin biz" we literally couldn't do it because it would not fall under the SIPC (Securities Investment Protection Corporation, the private trading version of the FDIC ((Federal Deposit Insurance Corproation)))" we would literally never touch it

we would never assign a research idiot with his CFA (Chartered Financial Analyst) to research it. we would never care. we would never touch it, because it can't be held in a brokerage account and we're not going to accept the liablity for it. gently caress you, get out, go gently caress yourself and even if you're a whale of ac lient with tens of millions of dollars to drop into our pockets we will nver even consier it

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool
cum jizz cizz jum

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

anime was right posted:

ive invested in cum and now im pregnant

:itwaspoo:

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

Mariana Horchata posted:

in a bear market always buy CUM! low and drop it once it can't get up any higher

cum holds its value over the long term

*taps my rear end, makes the sound of a half filled oil drum filled with rainwater*

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

And here I thought Nazi-punching couldn't get any better.

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
i stand corrected

GBTC, the bitcoin etf on the marekt, has had a banner year so far. 477% growth in 2017 with a trading volume of 37,000 trades

for reference, a blue chip stock like GE traded 37.7 million just this month

deadgoon
Dec 4, 2014

by FactsAreUseless
why u punch a nazi in the face, u are punching:

a: the sort of person who posts on an edgy internet comedy form

b: the sort of person who does edgy comedies irl

c: the sort of person who joins a crime gang

deadgoon
Dec 4, 2014

by FactsAreUseless
unless u are punching a nazi who actually holds office

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


cumshitter posted:

i stand corrected

GBTC, the bitcoin etf on the marekt, has had a banner year so far. 477% growth in 2017 with a trading volume of 37,000 trades

for reference, a blue chip stock like GE traded 37.7 million just this month

how would you short bitcoin btw

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

safely sodomized posted:

how would you short bitcoin btw

i dont think you can? its so thinly traded

i saved my boss's morningstar dot com credentials on my computer and here is morningstars analsyis of the bitcoin etf:

quote:

How Do We Decide What Funds to Cover?

We're committed to covering those investments that are most relevant to investors and that hold a significant portion of industry assets. An investment that we do not cover now may become a stronger candidate for coverage in the future

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

cumshitter posted:

i dont think you can? its so thinly traded

i saved my boss's morningstar dot com credentials on my computer and here is morningstars analsyis of the bitcoin etf:

i also handed the keys to my soul over to the devil but don't recall ever receiving a user name and password wtf

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Phone
Jul 30, 2005

親子丼をほしい。

i looked up his latest column "What Sincerity Looks Like"

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/09/29/opinion/what-sincerity-looks-like.html

lol, gently caress punching; swirly this nerd

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