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punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



GobiasIndustries posted:

His reaction to Puerto Rico really has been the grossest thing he's done since getting sworn in.

i think he's kicked off the pricks, so to speak, and is now in full obama microwave mode

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C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat
Good morning Trump thread

Are the nukes flying yet

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




petit choux posted:

And you could lecture us on Anatolian religions. Those are the guys that had Nurgle, right?

no thats warhammer

nergal was mesopotamian tho and generally rad

Mr. Sharps
Jul 30, 2006

The only true law is that which leads to freedom. There is no other.



triple sulk posted:

he has the most punchable face in america

every pic of him looks like he's going pbbbbtbbtbybbybtbbybtbbtbbbfft

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Raskolnikov38 posted:

lol the title is something trump tweeted about PR isnt it

Yes he is amazing

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



petit choux posted:

And you could lecture us on Anatolian religions. Those are the guys that had Nurgle, right?

the dude who cured john constantine's bronchitis?

Red Dad Redemption
Sep 29, 2007

C-Euro posted:

Good morning Trump thread

Are the nukes flying yet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgSSRE27GQ0

BAE OF PIGS
Nov 28, 2016

Tup

triple sulk posted:

he has the most punchable face in america

Did Ted Cruz die?

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

punchymcpunch posted:

i think he's kicked off the pricks, so to speak, and is now in full obama microwave mode

Nah.

I was the next to last post in the last page so reposting:

Yesterday somebody was putting up their idea of what a good charity was for Puerto Rico. Can somebody find it again for me? It's payday and I can give a little bit.

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast

triple sulk posted:

he has the most punchable face in america

His voice completely matches his face. He (and a large portion of this administration, to be honest), remind me of that bit from Roald Dahl: "If a person has ugly thoughts, it begins to show on the face. And when that person has ugly thoughts every day, every week, every year, the face gets uglier and uglier until you can hardly bear to look at it."

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

petit choux posted:

So what's the good charity Lastgirl was talking about? It's payday.

check the donation megathread, there's a bunch to choose from

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDNX4fRcHoY

E: The day before the bar exam in 2009 I listened to this song on repeat for 12 hours. It only lasts 2 minutes.

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Pancakes posted:

His voice completely matches his face. He (and a large portion of this administration, to be honest), remind me of that bit from Roald Dahl: "If a person has ugly thoughts, it begins to show on the face. And when that person has ugly thoughts every day, every week, every year, the face gets uglier and uglier until you can hardly bear to look at it."

ayup

The Witches

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



roal dahl was a professional undercover cucker for her majesty during ww2

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



the cuckoldest profession

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



I think I hate this fat piss pig

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

Lastgirl posted:

check the donation megathread, there's a bunch to choose from

Oh, okay. Unidos Por Puerto Rico was what you were talking about yesterday, IIRC.

http://unidosporpuertorico.com/

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



holy moly does he suck (piss, that is)

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/MattZeitlin/status/914484584502439936

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




punchymcpunch posted:

normal brain: think ill drink a 6 pack and watch the football

advanced brain: 4-4-2 is an outmoded formation

galactic brain: WENGER OUT

best formation imo is

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

Thump! posted:

I think I hate this fat piss pig

America won't be great again until he and his kind are out of the government. He really set himself up with a big job, driving America to get out of their loving trance, but he's the man for the job.

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Squizzle posted:

best formation imo is



been a while since I gotten a good EJ

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast
Here's what I don't get: My daily stress and rage about this loving administration (combined with a flare-up of a decades-old eating disorder) has me eating maybe 9 meals a week and exercising multiple times a day. After 8 years of Obama how are so many racists still such fat pieces of poo poo? Is it... is it possible that life is subjective and not everyone experiences reality the same way?

...

No, it's the children who are wrong.

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Squizzle posted:

best formation imo is



parking the bus smdh

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017



bitch looks like Ayn Rand reborn

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Pancakes posted:

Here's what I don't get: My daily stress and rage about this loving administration (combined with a flare-up of a decades-old eating disorder) has me eating maybe 9 meals a week and exercising multiple times a day. After 8 years of Obama how are so many racists still such fat pieces of poo poo? Is it... is it possible that life is subjective and not everyone experiences reality the same way?

...

No, it's the children who are wrong.

lol you think Obama being pres was therapeutic for racists and not instigative.

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
Fuuuuuuck you, Paul
https://twitter.com/samstein/status/914480897495306241

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/914497877543735296

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/914497947517227008

holy poo poo

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Thatim posted:

like if you become a citizen of the US now.. can you like say 'nah' and get your money back or something? i would feel pretty scammed tbh

I would use my thousands of dollars in returned taxes to bribe an French embassy or w/e it is that lets you in as a potential citizen

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

wow those tweets sound promising

Truga
May 4, 2014
Lipstick Apathy

hello nuclear hellfire, my old friend

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
all Rex does is nap tho :tootzzz:

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



SKULL.GIF posted:

bitch looks like Ayn Rand reborn

*d&ders start crawling out of the suck zone about how calling someone who wants to destroy the lives of thousands of Americans a bitch is problematic*

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

C-Euro posted:

Good morning Trump thread

Are the nukes flying yet

Not yet, but looking at these new trump tweets we're not going to have to wait for long

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
oh good. the nuclear holocaust is today.

hopefully I'll get to enjoy the chili I put in my slow cooker this morning first, but at least I won't have to work tomorrow.

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



love to start nuclear war over twitter

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast

Orange Man and Little Hands.

An Apple A Gay
Oct 21, 2008

bazinga!

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sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
alright show me today's fat bitch tweets

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